"Episode 128-- Full Frontal Nudity"-- Monty Python's Flying Circus

Hello! I know I've been utterly lame at updating WFTH (Warlords Fall the Hardest), but I wrote it like I was the Grand Pumba of Team Taka. To say the least, the second it actually started going somewhere, freaking Kishi-San pwn'd my ass with an insurmountable amount of knowledge (I mean, really, couldn't he have told us all a little earlier?) that was lacking in my fic, and well...Now I just feel like a flat-out wannabe fangirl. XD I mean, Suigetsu's eyes are purple, not "teal." Anyway, I might continue it, I might not. In the meanwhile, I'll make up for it with some serious SuiKa. Plus, I feel like my plot ideas are too Karin centric. I mean, I love her just as much as the next psychotic female supporter, but it's SUIKA, so Suigetsu needs more involvement.

Anyway, for those who don't know me, my favorite characters are those making up the fantastic Team Taka. And my favorite kinds of stories are ones where the characters are in character and the writers DON'T try to make them "modern"-- if I read one more Naruto character saying, "I just got the latest Jonas Brothers' CD; BELIEVE IT!" I'm just going to have to strangle someone with their intestines.

Pairings:

SasuSaku: Love that can't be destroyed by revenge or creepy snake man/woman pedophiles. Plus, she's the only one I can imagine make him all soft inside.

SuiKa: Their pairing name literary means 'water and fire.' If that's not a sign their hatred is weird passion, I have no idea what is.

KariSaku: Blame Coloredinks and MuOnnaThorn for this, or at least read their fics. There's something alluring about Karin being protective over Sakura...

I don't EVER fish for compliments, but seriously, I'm insecure enough to unhinge the sanity of any self-esteem raiser, so please leave a review when you read. Even if it's hardcore critique, it'll help me out.

Hope you enjoy my work.