(Want my advice? Skip the first chappie! It's not that funny XD) This is what happens when the Hetalia characters get onto Cleverbot...Please don't be intimidated by the number of chappies! Most are actually quite short...trust me. Basically this is meant to be a pick-me-up and for laughs! Rated T for language and because I'm weird XD ; ALL CHARACTERS

Hetalia is filled with truck-loads of adorkable, silly characters who represent o0ur countries in the real world. However, since Himaruya gave quite a few of them human names, was there some meaning behind that? What are these characters REALLY like?

"SHE IS ONLY A CHILD!" Germany bellowed. "HOW COULD YOU SEND THAT MONSTER AFTER MY CHILD? MEIN SCHATZ! MEIN BERLIN!" France and Britain averted their eyes when Germany's rage crumbled into tears. England glanced at France, his own horror carved into the Frenchman's eyes, and he prayed for Berlin suddenly. What had they done? (Berlin OC, no yaoi)

Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!

The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.

What would happen if the doctor was pregnant? Fantastic question. 9, 10, and 11's reactions to being pregnant. Hilarity ensues. Crack!fic

How to make a good OC, if you are aspiring to write an OC fic. There will be more, I assure you! I'm just writing down ideas I had in my head.

The continuation of The Craziest Family of America (because sequel is a boring name). Time for the nations to find their kids... Or will it be the other way around?

Guess what! China and Russia are expecting there first child! Thing is Russia doesn't know and neither does the rest of the world! So what happens when every one find's out and the world is all expecting a child? Plus just look at the parent's. So I suck at summary's but I'm trying! Most chapter's will be well China is with Child but there is room for after! Please Review!

Inspired by Buon San Valentino. Italy didn't know why he felt like cleaning his unused room, but when he does start and finds an object that still hurts him, he finally decides he's done with living with his mistake. He doesn't care if it goes too fast, he loves him too much to care. Maybe going fast is how's he's going to finally voice his feelings.

Taking place in the Modern Day, the nations of the world are in peace now after saving the World from the Picto Aliens. Now, their children are off, seeing the world their parents stand for and journey to discover their own Nations! Implied Mpreg, implaied male x male pairings, Mild profanity

Your name is Ludwig and you really aren't sure why the hell you had allowed yourself to be dragged into this infernal nightclub, or why you had accepted a few drinks after vowing to stay sober and perturbed. Or, more importantly, why you were consenting to having a now-drunk Feliciano grinding against you to the beat of some Euro-trash pop music...

Today was the day. Germany was going to confess his love to Italy, and he was going to make it special. How will the German's plan turn out? GerIta, based on Germany's new character song. Threeshot.

Meet Charice and Rizal Pacquiao, the twins of the Philippines, as they live with the other countries and learn things that we like to call...second hand knowledge.

One night, Italy makes a wish for the thing he wants most. His wish does come true, but not in the way he expected... Mpreg

It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!

It was a normal day, really it was, until the nations were told that they now had to look after the personifications of their capitals but a relesed child molestor is back on the streets.My first APH fic so be nice but constructive critisism welcome

Once upon a time, there was a servant who fell in love with a high-ranking official. Suppressed by the family, the servant has no idea how to reveal to him the emotions. Here's the problem: both the servant and the official are men. And in the world where love is only seen between a man and a woman...things are going to get ugly.

Sequel to Child of Germany. Gerita. Postwar Germany is hell. The weak family struggle to survive & overcome the torture at the hands of others. Will Ludwig come to terms with his own identity as a man & a nation? where will he draw the line for his famiy

Fail title is fail. Based off of one of iTorchic's drabbles in "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN." Germany takes Prussia's bet to act like him for an entire meeting. In turn, Prussia has to act like Germany. Italy, Romano, America, and England hear and decide to participate too! Lots of pointless humor.

Plagued by illness and uncertainty Germany and Italy go in search of answers though they find out, a pregnant Germany may be a bit too much for Italy to handle. Italy x Germany / Mpreg / Yaoi Lemon / A little UK x US mpreg thrown in there as well.

One interpretation of Alaska's birth. Not canon to 'dub the frequencies of love'. MPREG, Russia/America.

Abandoned by his former comrades and shunned by the people he once called the enemy, Ludwig, a soldier of Germany is left in the streets of Italy's capital where he seeks forgiveness in a small church.

You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!

The death of Prussia, and the rise of GDR and Kaliningrad Oblast, set against the backdrop of the decline of the USSR and one very painful family drama. WARNING: Adult themes. Mpreg.

First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.

The Axis Power Nations are just trying to fight off the Allied Forces. But what happens when Italy finds a strange green powder that transforms him and Japan to mere children? Germany is in trouble. Spanking in later chapters! *Story is Complete*

A memory is only remembered if it teaches you something. It doesn't have to be good or bad. All it takes is one moment to change someone forever. GerRiz.

Seeing mpreg in a whole different way. Trust me, it's good. Rated T for safety.

It was his birthday, and it started as it always did: waking up, making breakfast, and heading over to the falls. Happy Birthday, Canada! From the United States of America!

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix

When Chibiusa misses the future and her family, Usagi shows her she is still loved and promises she will always be there.

Once upon a time, Neko Unmei became a magical girl. Her wish: To become a Mary Sue. Pure crack. No pairings. Horror for Mary Sueism.

Three drabbles, each one on Usagi, Chibiusa, or Kousagi Tsukino.

Did you know nations were capable of having children? Neither did they. Rated for safety.

Feliciano scrunched his eyes shut and wrenched a box out of his pocket, holding it in front of him like a shield. Pocky. Potato pocky. 'I…I like you, Doitsu-senpai' he stammered. 'W-will you – will you be my boyfriend…' Based on art by Kuroneko3132.

When Lithuania finds a young girl on the side of the road, the world is in for a shock. No main pairings. I created a character. Rated T for some cussing and possible violence in later chapters. Side pairings. Ger/Italy, Aus/Hung,

AU: France in the 17th century. Francis, a marquis, has been living freely for years now. One day, a young child is brought to him and is said to be his own.

A basic guide to what Mary Sues are and how to avoid making one. Warning: Lots of sarcasm.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.

The land of dreams is a strange one at times, where nothing can be as expected… and when chance meetings are something meant to be.

After returning from yet another adventure, Peach discovers that her 'sham wedding' to Bowser was, in fact, not a sham at all! Now she's stuck in a marriage she never dreamed she'd have. But.. is being Bowser's wife really so bad? BowserxPeach

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Germany is saddled with more than restitution and recession as well as Italy but now has been granted custody of a sickly child that will test his and Italy's strength. But why did Prussia go to Germany's boss just to get this kid into Germany's hands?

An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.

The nations are finally settling down and having families. Watch as their children are born and grow into adults with plenty of laughs and bumps along the way! Obviously contains mpreg. GermanyItaly USUK SpainRomano GreeceJapan LithuaniaPoland and others!

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It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.