There's a new boy in school and for quiet, shy Sherlock Holmes, that is proving to be a problem. Teen!lock Nerd!Sherlock BadBoy!John

John is MI6. His assignment is to seduce a tall, posh git named Sherlock. Luckily, this happens to correspond well to John's non-assassination-based skills. (Really just an excuse for kinky porn.)

John's been using Sherlock's room since he sprained his ankle, one night he wakes up to find a very warm and very naked detective, asleep on top of him. The next morning, Sherlock avoids John. How can John convince Sherlock it was okay, if he keeps ignoring him? Sometimes all it takes is to be more persistent than he is stubborn.

John and Sherlock get into a bit of a fight after which John storms out. Oh, the angst! Will they work it out? Have I ever actually written a story where they didn't? Anyway, as usual, I OWN NOTHING. Enjoy!

Sherlock has a popular blog on Tumblr. John also has a popular blog on Tumblr.

[The Tumblr Faultline 21] letalkingmime: "You want me to do what?" WereJohn and Fawnlock? Top John / Bottom Sherlock

John's priorities are exposed. Sherlock approves.

Another little one-shot based on my AU story, "John on Solid Ground." The title says it all.

An old army buddy emails a suggestion to John, who follows through with it. Sherlock has a shocking secret.

Vamp!Sherlock AU. John is the only human who knows Sherlock's secret. When Sherlock's past catches up with him will he be able to control himself or will he kill John? Johnlock. One-shot. Dedicated to bulletproofsince1999 xox

It starts with a rare, unguarded moment when Sherlock is so engrossed in his work at the kitchen table that he says exactly what is on his mind. *Exactly* what is on his mind... This time, he bites off more than he can chew. A Friday Quickfic, knocked off before breakfast, and therefore unpolished.

Mum had always warned him to never fall in love. She had never said it was because it would kill him. Canon Universe-top!incubus!John / bottom!human!Sherlock

When John is injured, Sherlock finds himself reevaluating his decisions, and the pair wind up realizing something they've been blind to all along. I OWN NOTHING.

How could Sherlock have missed this very important fact about John?

John and Sherlock become friends this takes place between A Study in Pink and The Blind Banker. John struggles with the problems of having a flat mate especially a flat mate like Sherlock. Sherlock subtly sabotages John's dates for reasons he doesn't fully understand. John eventually realizes that he needs Sherlock more than he thought. A heart is something we are born to lose.

When 'the strongest Guide in England', Mycroft Holmes, is called to Afghanistan to discover the identity of a reportedly strong Guide hiding amongst the ranks of a military camp, he forces his Sentinel younger brother to accompany him. (Full summary too long, please see inside.) Sentinel!Sherlock / Guide John

BBC Sherlock AU. John is a freelance ship's doctor who is working on a fishing trawler when the crew captures a siren. And if that siren's name is Sherlock, then John may find himself out of his depth, in more ways than one. Johnlock slash, rated M to be safe.

John solves a case and that's brilliant. What's even more brilliant is the fact that Sherlock is crazy aroused whenever John shows the rest of the world that he's a lot smarter than he looks, he just doesn't look it because he lives with Sherlock. Written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange for RavenclawProngs.

An experiment gone wrong results in endless amusement for John. [Hollowverse]

Nepeta's mom died a week ago, and she's not been up to her perky self. On her first day back to school, she breaks down in front of the new kid, and has to be carried up to the counselor's office. After being taken home, she gets an unexpected visitor at her door. Humanstuck AU.

Oh shit! Gamzee is out of sopor slime and Tavros wants to come over! Will Gamzee fight his sober side to protect Tavros, or will he lose it and paint the walls with his blood? Rated M for language, violence, and sexy stuff HoNk!

Sollux Captor is perfectly happy with his small group of friends until one night, when his friend Karkat demands a computer repair. There, he meets Eridan Ampora, and suddenly, Sollux is seeing him everywhere. Humanstuck, M for language, sexual content, and violence. Primarily Erisol with a multitude of other ships. Complete, so please don't start following this story!

Sollux just wanted to get through another terrible event known as Eridan's choice for Movie Night. Sollux finds him after an hour of waiting, sitting in his room. But the events that go down in those few hours start to make both Eridan and Sollux question their sexuality and their relationship. Rated M for future XSmutX Sollux X March Eridan

Your name is Dirk Strider, and your best friend- and crush- Jake currently wants you to come over so he can confess something to you. Of course, you already know what he is going to say, and you obviously feel the same way. Why not go ahead and skip the talking and show him in other ways? DirkJake smut

Gamzee has a rather large crush for a certain tan skinned classmate of his called Tavros. Everything about him is delicious; the way his smile pulls up one corner of his mouth more than the other, the shy little glances, and that tongue...ohhh that tongue. The stoner is determine to finally ask Tavros something important; but gets a little distracted on the way... Rated M for smut

John is a nerdy kid in a big school who is constantly bullied . Dave is the new kid from Texas who is as cool as cool can be. He befriends John on his first day, but doesn't know about Johns bullies, but he wonders why John always wears long sleeves and slinks through hallways. Will he find out before John breaks down? (i'm not good at descriptions) I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK

Kagome and Sesshomaru have been having the strangest encounters as of late. Curiosity gets the better of Sesshomaru and before he knows it his Beast decides he needs her. What happens when Sesshomaru agrees? *Complete* *Snippet sequel and one-shots to follow*

Tavros and Gamzee are spending a hot summer together in their home when Tavros decides to introduce his alien boyfriend to the wonders of an outdoor pool. Rated M for yaoi.

Oneshot! Sollux just wants to be left alone but Eridan insists that he tries on his scarf. Sollux finally agrees and then things escalate rather quickly. Lemon, smut, yaoi, boyxboy, troll genitalia (don't like, don't read) - This is my first ever fanfic so opinions would be nice. Thanks!

Eridan and Sollux are fighting, yet again, when Sollux accidentally grabs a hold of Eridan's scarf and it comes off showing his self inflicted scars.

Sixteen old friends are off to college together. But, as they say in all those cheesy movies, it seems like this is the year everything changes...

So...lets just say a lot of stuff happens once Tavros forgets his keys at Gamzee's hive (sorry, it's a pbj...in a way). Rated M for Gamzee's swearing and sexual content.

You are currently sitting against a wall watching horny guys and girls grind on each other while dancing. You guessed it, its prom night. And the only reason you are here is because your best friend-also crush- Dave Strider told you he had a surprise for you. Will you stay or abscond? JohnDave, smut yaaay

Sollux just wanted to die. That was all. But somehow, Eridan couldn't let him do that. Rated M just in case because I don't want to offend anyone...

Eridan Ampora suspects that a certain yellowblooded troll took his science wand and snoops around in said trolls respiteblock and what he discovers makes him flush deep violet. But it gets worse when the owner of the block catches him snooping. Sparks fly and buckets get filled. First time writing a fanfc and smut. PS: I suck at summaries.

John had never thought he would one day stand with his vampire lover and laugh like giddy teenagers, but it wasn't the first time his life had taken an unexpected twist. Johnlock, Vampire AU, P With Some P. Hints of dark!Sherlock.

Dave Strider and John Egbert are sitting in Dave's apartment one day, and they start to play Pokémon Black. John starts a bet with Dave that if either of them won the battle, the other would have to do whatever they said. Dave makes a dirty trick, which eventually leads to dirtier things. Rated M for smut, language, and some intense Pokémon references. JohnDave, and a bit of GamKar

"I had done more than and acrobatic fucking pirouette. I was a fucking Olympic diver, vaulting off the board, performing an entire fucking ballet mid-air before completely missing the deep end." Dirk wanted a cat. Something easy and low-maintenance. And then he bought a dog, which turned out not to be a dog. Rated M because buttsex.

Our favorite Kittycat troll needs to catch her little crab! But since she's too shy to go about it the conventional way, things are going to get a little steamy, if you know what I mean. *wonk* ((SmutSmutSmut don't like it don't read it. Contains NepKat, FefQuius, Rosemary, JohnVris, and a bit of JohnNep I guess? Just a tinge, don't worry. Mostly NepKat.))

Tavros lures Gamzee into a bout of ding-dong dashing, and then sexy shenanigans ensue. Human Au, written with tumblr user iatethelastofthecorn. Homestuck belongs to Hussie. Not kidding when I labeled this mature, so much sex.

Humanstuck: Gamzee is a Schitzophrenic who is only allowed out of the mental hospital because one of the nurses, Karkat Vantas promises to take care of him. But what happens when the boy who only wants to make people happy, meets the bullied cripple Tavros, and befriends him? Plot is way better than this I promise. Rated for sexy times, language, and maybe violent situations.

It's a folder. It's labeled only "March." Just bored enough to wonder what's inside, Sollux double clicks the folder. His multicolored eyes widen substantially. Hooooollly cow. Before him is a grainy webcam photo of Eridan, and that's not even the most horrifying part. Redrom Eridan/Sollux smut.

John and Dave spend their Christmas night under a mistletoe. I suck at summaries.

Eridan has been crushing on his geeky friend, Sollux Captor, for some time now. Unfortunately, they have a rather complicated relationship since they switch from friends to enemies on a daily basis. Unsure of what to do about his feelings, Eridan decides to confide in his friend, Feferi, about his troubles. Will he be able to admit his feelings to Sollux? Or will he chicken out?

John gets home late because of detention, Dave is waiting for him. Dubcon in the beginning, AU: No Sburb.

I suck at titles. A one shot at Gamzee/Tavros. Gamzee cant hold back his desire for Tavros any longer, and finds himself outside his hive door. Things really start to get heated when Tavros reciprocates. Basically just smut, with taste ha. Enjoy :

Rather odd and ridiculous alternative universe fic! Everyone has a gift, it was very rare indeed to have two. Johnlock Rated M.

for a kinkmeme prompt. Dirk visits Jake's island AU.

Two trolls flushed for each other finally figure out what they want after some confusion. And Karkat finds out about more than he ever wanted to. I suck at summaries. Rated M for Karkat and Gamzee's language and the shameless smut.

Short little hammertime drabble. Dave visits John's house for the first time after the game and is not really impressed with what he sees. Movie night!

At 9 sweeps old a very bored Eridan Ampora wants to catch up and make peace with a particular Psiioniic but things go a little, off in their conversation...smut, light psionic bondage, dirty talking, bulge jobs and not a bucket in sight

Dave shows up in John's room with a surprise. PWP seriously there is no plot whatsoever . Crossdressing. Spanking. Light bondage. Dom!John. Sub!Dave

In a world where you're Gamzee Makara, friendship is a motherfucking miracle, not something thrown away or tossed aside. Highschool GamTav AU Rated for language and drug use, possibly sexual themes later.

"It had seemed like Sollux and Eridan hadn't been able to take their eyes off of each other. Feferi could have smacked herself for being so dumb. They wanted each other, even if they didn't realize it, they did, and badly." Story for Santabound.

The strangest things can happen when Jade gets a hold of spell books, like morphing into half animal beings. After she leaves to get them fixed up, what happens when Dave and John stay behind? Dave/John. Mature.

The treck to Gamzee's house is a long one and Tavros has a hard time making it in his four wheeled device. So Gamzee promises that he won't have to make it and that he'll come and visit the rust blood instead! Gamzee/Tavros Smut, don't like don't read.

A little story where Karkat slowly comes around to developing red feelings for a certain kitty.

Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.