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Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Newsies.

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My Stories:

Complete:

Artemis Fowl: The Kindergarten Catastrophe: My first story, about Artemis' real first fairy encounter.

Emily Loved Harry Potter: A whimsical story about a girl who fell in love with a hero.

On Hiatus:

A Fairy's Odes: A collection of two fairy poems.

And A Partridge In A Pear Tree: A collection of Fowl characters' Christmas lists.

Charms Homework- For Real!: Notes passed from the Marauders in their teen years.

Incomplete:

Escape: 100 word drabbles about how characters from Newsies escape. Will be continued, when my beta finishes... beta-ing.

The Legend Of Black-Eye Charlie: A story of sling-shots, love, twisted plots, and whatever other plot bunnies bite me on the nose at two in the morning.

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The Lion, the Snake, and the Safe Room by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Chapter 12! Triple crossover (HP canon, Dangerverse, Narnia), opens end of canon fourth year: Hogwarts is invaded, students sealed into safe rooms. Harry and Hermione get stuck with Draco Malfoy and a second year Slytherin named Meghan, and the large wardrobe has their clothes in it, so they may be there a while... or will they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2006
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Hero by That Aerin reviews
Voldemort is finally vanquished from the wizarding world, but vanishes with Harry Potter. Days later, Ginny Weasley also disappears. Some say suicide. But twelve years later, a green eyed boy named David attends Hogwarts and faces his unknown destiny. CH2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Albus Dumbledore and the Phoenix Feather by Grandson of Dumbledore reviews
More than 150 years ago, a boy with extraordinary talent arrived at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to begin his wizard training. This is the story of 11 year old Albus Dumbledore and his thrilling adventures at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,339 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Artemis Gets Sorted Out by celticfox reviews
What if at age eleven Artemis found out he was a wizard? How long does it take one child genius to mess up The Sorcerer's Stone? My first story, please review! -THIS IS DEAD. IT IS NEVER UPDATING. EVER. I HATE IT NOW.-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Artemis F.
Matchmaking the Past by shy-n-great reviews
Hermione has managed to get herself thrown back in time, the Marauders time to be exact. Can she keep James off her and make him fall for Lily while trying to get herself back to her time? And what do Peter, Sirius and Remus think about this new girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,115 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Cursed by TheFox101 reviews
When strangers arrive, Harry and the gang must soon decide whether they are friend or foe. Who are these strangers? And how far will Harry and his friends have to go to return them safely home? Borrows from Whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,534 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
One rule game by Hobbity reviews
For Jimmy Peakes, it’s all about tactics. Aim, and score.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Jimmy P., Demelza R. - Complete
A Pack Apart by God's Muse reviews
Dangerverse AU: In a magical, medieval world, the Pack is torn apart. When the cubs are kidnapped, Remus, Sirius, Danger, and Letha race against Time to bring them back...but the full moon is approaching, and with it, danger comes thricefold...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Remus L., OC
The Unknown by Insane Logic reviews
As in every story of Redwall, a squirrelmaid has a dream about Martin. Only this time he doesn't want her to warn the Redwallers. He wants her to stop the horde before it arrives. Aided by an indifferent rat, a strictly nonheroic vole.Full summary in. R&R
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
When the Wind is Southerly by EllieMurasaki reviews
How different could things have been if, on August 7 1993, Sirius Black had gotten to 4 Privet Drive before Harry Potter left? Borrows from whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,514 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
To save an Assassin by Tora and TheEvilestGirlChild reviews
[AU] The fairies and humans live together in harmony. Except two. What happens when those two are thrown together on a strange twist of fate and must attempt the most daring jailbreak in history? Will they succeed,or will their differences tear them apart
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
And Then the World Imploded by Stormwake reviews
If you like sheer randomness, this is sure to make you laugh. Really, really hard. Promise.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Spot's Lullaby by Seaver42 reviews
Short little OneShot. It's Hush Little Baby, Brooklyn Style.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Chapter 3 up. 'Watched Filch's face turn mighty red... The Marauders get caught whilst 'Decking the Halls with Globs of Mud' and they, along with their small army of miscreants, sing their annual carol from the confines of detention. Poor McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Snape McSnapey by TrixyTootie reviews
An ode to Snape. Written limerick, from Harry's POV trying to get away from SNape under his invisibilty cloak. It's a firstattempt, so be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not By A Long Shot by Stormwake reviews
Grace continues her journey in the world of POTC. Can she brave the perils of the Flying Dutchman? Is there more to this than meets the eye? Sequel to Wish Upon A Star. Still no OC pairings. Will be revised when AWE comes out.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,102 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Stormwake reviews
Grace just wants a friend. After wishing on a star, she is teleported into PotC! It's up to her to make sure everything goes a planned... And to not get killed in the process. No OC pairings! BEING REVISED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
The World According to Parvati Patil by Morgan Lee Faye reviews
How does Parvati see the world? What are her philosophical ideas? And...oh...my...god! Did she just break a nail?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Parvati P.
The Case Of The Unsolved Eyes by Potestas reviews
Her eyes were the first thing anybody would notice while looking at her. If they bothered to do so. Most eyes say everything about you. If you look deep enough. But hers only surpresed one emotion, desire. And maybe some unwanted magic. NOT A FAIRY.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Artemis F.
Like Father, Like Son by TigerFlower reviews
Jericho fights the fact that Slade wants him to follow in his footsteps after his unknown half sister moves in and secrets are revealed. Eventually JerichoxRaven Note: This one is pretty old, so my style of writing is quite different and not as good.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,440 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Jericho, Slade - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Marauders Down Under by Blue Socked Llama reviews
When Hogwarts is attacked, The Marauders, along with the rest of the school, are evacuated to an Australian school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Cum Grano Salis by Periphery reviews
Salazar Slytherin leaves Hogwarts. Someone is there to say farewell. Not what you are thinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Letters: Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy by wingedthing reviews
NOT SLASH, letter style fic between title characters. Dry humour. Please R&R, I'd like to know your opinion!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Love Below by moxearlee reviews
Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Artemis F.
The Case of the Stuffed Tiger by Swing123 reviews
When Dad has to go to Texas on a business trip, he and his family stay on Hank the Cowdog's ranch for three days. Calvin is thrilled about being on a ranch. And Hank has to keep him out of trouble. PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
It Began With A Name by Lycan Angel reviews
They weren't always called the Marauders...just how do you think they had come to that name in the first place? And unlikely source in one of the teachers...Edited version now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
How Swear Toads came to be by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Holly finds out how swear toads came to be. It envoles two Weasley's doing something they're not supposed to be doing. one shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
The Ultimate Sacrifice by Savetheplanet reviews
A mysterious firebug is running riot around Haven, and when Holly gets in the way of his plans it becomes Root's worst nightmare when, to save her, someone has to make the ultimate sacrifice..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Family Secrets by Jamie Love reviews
When Root died, a few people decided to keep his memory alive. But their attempts were shoved into storage. Now, fifty five years later, Judith Root, a helpless young intern, finds out many secrets about her family that were hidden from her long ago.Done!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Julius R. - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes go to Hogwarts by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes are invited to Hogwarts. One can guess the destruction that's about to be caused. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
When Two Worlds Meet by Lover of Literacy reviews
Discontinued
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
The Parchment: A Marauders' Map Tale by cylobaby reviews
Ever wonder why the Marauders' Map was able to respond to Snape that day? What if it wasn't just coincidence? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I'll Be Laughing by where-my-heart-resides reviews
ONESHOT. Not slash. 'Sirius, you're my mate and all, but I have to tell you the truth. If you ever die, I'll laugh at your funeral' 'Well guess what buddy boy, I'll be laughing at your funeral too'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forgotten Fairy by Aryelweb reviews
Holly receives the shock of her life to learn that a fairy has been successfully living with humans for a decade without exposing the People. How did he do it? Or is there something deeper, something unconsidered?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Holly S.
Life's Lessons by Labschiz reviews
There are certain things in life that genius cannot teach you. One must learn these things through experience. A series of semirelated oneshots about Artemis' experiences at various stages of his life. Chap 3: Dangers of Eye Rolling [12LH: FatherSon]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Artemis F.
When black meets Acorn by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Artemis is having a normal day until some strange things start happening. Could it have something to do with the recent Alien sightings? Pg just to be safe. Artemis FowlMen in Black crossover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
How to Prank the Weasley Twins in 10 Days by Mstar the Cat Demon reviews
A mysterious person takes teenaged James Potter and Sirius Black from the past and whisks them into the future. After agreeing to help her prank the Weasley Twins, hilarity ensues when J and S are spotted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Memories of Midnight by bluenight17 reviews
a melanchony Peeves, well, as melanchony as Peeves ever gets, remembers better times and old friends. MWPP oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oh, What Shall One Do? by The Humble Mosquito reviews
Artemis has his careers interview. 12LH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Switched by altairity reviews
Holly and Artemis have switched bodies due to an experiment gone horribly wrong. What could happen? NOT an ArtemisHolly! COMPLETED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Magnificent by Capegio reviews
Susan was gentle. Edmund was just. Lucy was valiant. But away from Narnia, how can one be magnificent?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Possession by EvilExpressions reviews
AU Crossover. The Brotherhood as portrayed in the XMen Movies. A nine year old Artemis Fowl. Not what a sane person would call the best of combinations. [Revision of earlier chapters coming later. The next chapter's in the works. This fic is not dead.]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Artemis F.
Truffle Loving by Imaginosity reviews
An insight to the growth of the Truffle Loving within Haeven's police force.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 12/16/2005
Prisoner of Your Own Home by altairity reviews
Oh no... Holly's being asked to house Chix Verbil! How will she survive? COMPLETED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Renegades by QueenCate reviews
Holly receives shocking news about an old friend. Artemis is being hunted by old enemies. The two must band together to solve their respective mysteries and save someone dear to them before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
A Desperate Campaign by Wing Pikepaw reviews
Root is captured by an unknown human who has only one goal: to learn everything about the People in order to crush them. The Council is taking its time deciding about a rescue attempt, so the LEP must attempt a rescue mission before time runs out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
The Secret Diary of Foaly the Centaur by Artemis-Fowl.com reviews
A nice blend of comedy and drama, where Foaly visits Julius Root's memorial, and is always finding ways of annoying Ark Sool. Ark Sool is found to be in league with Koboi...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Foaly
Artemis Fowl: The Supernaturalist Journey by Artemis-Fowl.com reviews
Spiro has escaped from prison, and will set into effect events which will eventually kill Artemis and destroy fairy society. Cosmo Hill has travelled back in time with a message from Holly, begging for help.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler
Holly Short Girl On A Mission by Savetheplanet reviews
For anyone who didn't like the end of The Opal Deception. Foaly tells Holly that the Commander could be alive, but she doesn't believe him. So she goes to capture Opal Koboi, with help from a human gun, a hulk costume, and a friend!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
I Dare You by Ruby Moon-Snape reviews
Oneshot. An innocent game turns hilarious for a group of Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Don't Break her by LovelyMidnight reviews
After a new family moves in next door, Dewey befriends a boy his age. But as time passes, he begins to realize that the beautiful mother may not be what she really seems, sending him into an internal conflict: lose a friend, or save a life?
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2005
Curiosity Killed the, Well You Get the Idea by MyLuckyStars reviews
Harry Potter-Artemis Fowl Crossover. What would happen if Artemis Fowl again went looking for magic, but stumbled across another brand, then managed to pull The Boy Who Lived into the whole mess? Will NOT be any pairings. Sorry shippers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Heart of Time by That Aerin reviews
Artemis searches for the answer to his strange memories with an eccentric idiotic girl, but the pieces of the puzzle just aren't fitting. Meanwhile, the People are in danger, and the only solution is something that can save them- or destroy them. (Ch 11)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003
Cry by That Aerin reviews
Lily thinks James is an arrogant, conceited, overbearing, and overall prat. Will her opinion of James ever change? Or will it take a miracle? Or a tragedy? (Ch.5)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Knights of Tortall and the Holy Grail by Nyghtvision reviews
The Tortallan crew get divine guidance and a quest to seek the Holy Grail, with striking resemblance to a plot stolen from Monty Python. Lite Fluff -- No Calories!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
Baby Nimbus 600 by That Aerin reviews
Potter and Black are at it again. Who says babies can't fly? Harry's first time on a broomstick. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
The War of the Worlds by Ellis McGuinn reviews
The wizards discover the fairies. The humans discover the wizards. Terrorism abounds. Artemis Fowl and Mulch Diggums plan to take full advantage of the situation. (Harry Potter/Artemis Fowl crossover) Review. I live for reviews.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003
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The Legend of BlackEye Charlie reviews
Everyone knows it's hard enough just trying to survive. Why does the world have to throw in all those complications?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Jack K., Racetrack H.
Escape reviews
What holds you to the ground? What keeps you stable in a world that is anything but? Collection of 100word drables.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Emily Loved Harry Potter reviews
ONEshot. Emily knew it was love the first time she saw him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Charms Homework For Real! reviews
Should any of this fall into the hands of Snivellus... It will self combust, hopefully burning the slimy git!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
And A Partridge In A Pear Tree! reviews
Being in a Christmas mood, the Fowl Characters wrote out their wishlists. This may be kept going throughout the year, to remind us all of the Holidays!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Kindergarten Catastrophe reviews
What do you get when you mix a five yearold genius named Artemis Fowl, a very short teacher, a six foot tall body gaurd, and the LEP? A catastrophe. Did we mentione that Arty's school is called the Hamburg acadamey? FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Artemis F., Mulch D. - Complete
A Fairy's Odes reviews
Several Poemes written by fairies
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005
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