Say a friend/brother/sister looks over your shoulder while your reading this and asks what you are doing. Simply reply, "I'm reading My Big Toe's profile." And your friend/familymember will looked at you weirdly and ask, "Wait, what?"

I'll have you all know that i am proud of what i write. I don't need some drip telling me how i should or shouldn't write a story. I'd be really happy if you guys could give me some build-me-up kind of advice, not break-me-done advice please.