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Captain Amber

Blacklily of AC

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LionLovesHerArmyOfGarfeilds

-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!" I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it... -Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up... I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on Thank you music, for being there when no one else was... Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us? "PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun... That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line... I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger! "Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm" When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel WHERE IS MY...oh, nevermind, it's in my hand Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss Normal people scare me . . . but not as much as I scare them When in doubt, push random buttons! Lying is the most fun a girl can have, without owning a flamethrower. I, however, own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! If you are planning world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile
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Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 7,909 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Stuck Like Glue by HarmoniousHerdFan reviews
What happens when Fred and George find a mysterious bracelet in the Room of Requirement? Hilarity and Love! HHR all the way! In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,196 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W.
A Godfather's Gift: A Second Chance by pottermommy1118 reviews
In the midst of a war ravaged house Sirius Black finds Harry alive. Making a choice that will change his life, he vows to live up to his promise to his best friend and raise his Godson as his own, forsaking his own desire for revenge. In the wake of his sorrow can be the parent Harry needs when his world fell apart? AU fic. Rated for very intense emotions and child death. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,990 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Desperate Measures by DragonFlame91 reviews
At age eight, Aria Collins watches her mother get murdered by death eaters. With her father in Azkaban, she goes on the run to escape the men who claim she belongs to the Dark Lord. For years, she poses as a boy and survives on her own, trusting no one but herself. When her situation worsens, she goes to Hogwarts under the alias of Aaron Shaw. How long can Aria keep up this act?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 370,427 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [OC, Draco M.]
It gets better by Sirius1994 reviews
Sirius is a young man, living by himself in a small flat at Diagon alley. He finds a homeless boy, almost freezing to death near where he lives and wants to help him. LAST CHAPTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's not easy to explain, but by Holly Ilex reviews
What if the world of Harry Potter WAS real . . . what if Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton were asked by the REAL Harry, Hermione, Ron & Draco to go back and tell their younger wizard selves how to change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 229,334 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
New Change by kaitam reviews
PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER. IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. Still hurting over the loss of his family, a part of Harry is sent into a different reality. A reality where he is the same age as his parents. As he journeys through Hogwarts again, perhaps he'll learn that true happiness still exists for one Harry Potter, along with pointless humour, Mary-Sues and an easy-to-defeat-Voldy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,517 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Harry Raised Weasley by Cloverleaf Neverseen reviews
What if Harry met the Weasleys at the age of three? What if they noticed how horrible Petunia had been to him and how thin he was? Molly and Arthur reported Harry's treatment to Dumbledore and were later able to adopt Harry. How will Harry adjust to being loved by a big, happy Weasley family? Warning: Abuse from Dursleys. DISCONTINUED; I'm leaving it up for those who enjoyed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,843 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Harry P., Molly W., Arthur W.
The Invasion begins by Heterica's Oldaccount.hacked reviews
What if Zim's machine thought cats were the dominant species? Find out!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zim
Cursed at Birth by Foxflash327 reviews
Two kits were born without a mother and a father. Will someone take them in? Maybe, maybe not. Will beauty be a problem for her? Will they obsess over her? Or outcast her for looking like the enemy? Read to find out. OC overload! ALL ORIGINAL CHARACTERS o
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013
Torture the warriors! by Avari of AC 2.0 reviews
Ever got mad at one of the cats at a certaint time in the books? now is your chance to get back at them! Beware Crazzyness, insanity, Coffee flying, Torture, evil laughing, phsycoticness, and ice cream! Rated T for Torture, and crazziness
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013
It Started As a Game by Fb-PHE13 reviews
Sterling, Tiffany, and Megan make there own demigod character, just for fun, a game. That 'game' is going to change their lives and possibly get them killed...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012