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Joined 07-12-09, id: 2005601, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I've never been good at these biography things and I know I'll probably start to ramble on at some point (like right now) just bare with me. I'm still in high school and I'm in the process of writing a novel. However, due to a severe case of writer's block, I've found myself in a bit of a rut. So I'm taking a small break and I'm going to attempt to write fanfiction. Should be fun. Wish me luck. :) Sorry if I bored you to death.

AN: So I've just realized that i haven't been posting chapters very often at all. My life is kind of hectic right now but I'm going to try to start posting a chapter every Wednesday and Friday.

Wednesday- Emmett's Girl

Friday- Smile Empty Soul

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (100 straight)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (though I do in my stories cause I think it makes Edward sound sexy :)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,713 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
24 looks good on you by baysidebird88 reviews
Bella jumped, but so did Jake and alice never saw it happen. Edward can't stay away though and comes back after six years, to find a very mature Bella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,992 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
In My Place by ccmaja reviews
When Bella meets Edward,he is instantly hers...but not fully. Edward is already taken but it doesn't keep him from his desire to keep Bella for himself. All is revealed and their love is damaged, but he fights to get it back. All Human, Lemons ensue!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,181 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet and start a friendship one summer. They're in Forks after college and med school and both are soon moving to Seattle. Edward is in an accident, will his near death experience be enough to finally ask Bella out? All Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,069 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night & Day, Snape Lives! by t wrecks reviews
An obscure spell binds both Ron and Snape in the same body, Ron has the day, and Snape has the night. Ron is married to Hermione, and so is Snape. Which wizard ends up in charge? How can this trio survive? One husband can be a handful, but two?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,370 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Regretfully Yours by SpringTime7 reviews
He was gone, and after waiting for three years Hermione Granger finally moved on. Now married to her former enemy her world is shattered when the red head of her dreams finally returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,143 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
House Of The Rising Sun by fairytail dreamer reviews
Bella's leaving Forks and Jake behind for College in Seattle. Edward is anti-social with a rare medical condition, his sister acting as his baby sitter, both heading for a fresh start. What will the future hold? AU ALL HUMAN SLIGHTLY OOC E&B someB&Ja A&J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 208,862 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 4,290 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love uncovered by Mo-Jansen reviews
Bella and Edward were adopted by the same couple and fell in love. They were torn apart by circumstances and meet again after five years. Will their love be uncovered again or did they grow too far apart? AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 135,518 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love My StepBrother by kairikh2 reviews
When Bella's mother remarries, she has to move with her new family, the Cullens.After meeting her future step-brother,Bella becomes immediately attracted to him.Follow their lives as they fall in love with each other. M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,427 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pact by Accusatrix reviews
Harry and Ginny make a pact that will change their lives. They just didn't know it'd be such a big change. What happens when a little drunken agreement turns into something a lot more complicated? H/G, AU, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing the Player by Nicxxx reviews
AH,Bella’s been hurt in the past,when she encounters the player Edward Cullen, she is dared to make him fall for her,then dump him.Bella is out for revenge and will do anything to make Edward pay.But is Edward just as broken? and will love get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,675 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Comes Marriage by KC Clark reviews
Eighteenyearold, seventh year Hogwarts student, Hermione Granger finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage to her Potions Professor Severus Snape, because of a marriage law that the Ministry of Magic has passed. Finished! Reviews 193! WOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,817 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Emmett's Girl reviews
Emmett and Edward were best friends growing up.Now Edwards coming back home before he starts his residency. He's ecstatic to be reunited with family and friends. That is, until he falls in love with Bella Swan- his best friends girl.Rated M to be safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Smile Empty Soul reviews
Bella and Edward, a recovering drug- addict, meet the summer before Bella is to leave for college in Seattle and Edward is going into the army. 5 years later they both return. Romance and angst ensue. Rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward