Mmkay. So, I implore you to ignore anything that came before "Holding Hands," because that was all written ages ago (as far as I'm concerned) and to be honest I'm quite ashamed -- although rather floored at the same time. I'm currently unable to keep a plot throughout a single story, so I also implore you not to laugh at my futile attempts... -wipes rust from fingers-

I read fanfictions for House, Bones, Gilmore Girls, and the occasionally outsider sneaks in, most often Harry Potter (of course!) I'm probably not as old as you think I am, for the record, judging by conversations I've had -- you've been warned, lol. I'm not quite as eloquent when simply being me opposing some random character I borrow to write a fic...Hm. I am not English. Heh. If you see any extra u's appearing in words, blame my English class and a liking for English literature. Anyways. My favorite ships are Cameron/House, Booth/Bones, Luke/Lorelai...And so yeah. I never read anything else, heh. I cannot stand HouseOC stories, HouseStacy, or HouseCuddy. Just the way it is. Don't quote me on it, but if those ever come true, I will swallow a stick of dynomite followed by a bonfire or something. Maybe I'll get creative, who knows, really? I hate BrennanZach stories. Can you say pedophilia? Not really, but hey. Uhm, well, yeah.

I write fanfictions when I feel like my own source of reading/viewing material isn't holding up. You'll get a new story when I feel like the latest episode simply bites that bad, or if I watch a repeat and think of something I'd like to change. I may write a fanfiction when I've gone through all the fanfictions worth reading (in my humble opinion, atleast) and am lacking something to do. More than likely they're written on the back of a worksheet during math class, so don't expect Shakespeare, loves!

I currently have no idea what I want to do with my life. Right now I'm leaning towards hobo outside of a local Starbucks, but this is liable to change depending on the day. I love to write though often doubt my own prowess -- it all sounds so much better in my head or whilst I'm typing it up. After I reread it I go crazy with revisions I'm too lazy to make... So! If you'd like to see me become something other than a hobo you'll tell me in a review or email or message or whatever. Even if you think I'm best suited to be a hobo you'll tell me. It's all about honesty, after all. (Not really.)

"Action is eloquence,"
Averse (Spontaneity)