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Author has written 1 story for Fallout, and Mass Effect.

Good evening or morning or day, fanfictioners!

It is I, your (not so)benevolent overlord. pie.

I am a student, and have a love for several games (Assassins Creed, Mass Effect, Crysis, Fallout, Halo etc.)

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Ahern's Guide to Things You Shouldn't be Fighting by LogicalPremise reviews
A requested guide to some of the more esoteric (and nasty) elements of the Premiseverse, from the viewpoint of the ever calm and polite Admiral Ahern. Set just prior to Ahern taking over 5th Fleet. Will be expanded based on feedback.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,854 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 10/31/2016
Jane Arc's Yuri Harem by DPLxStrife reviews
Jane Arc just wanted to go to Beacon and become a huntress. Becoming the object of every girl's desire was never part of the plan! Why did things have to be so complicated? Rated for smuttiness, fem!Jaune. Coverart is Soul Calibur V battle gear.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,626 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/24/2018 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
The Random Hand of Fate by TheMightyTeaRex reviews
"Destiny is not set in stone. It only takes one grain of rice to tip a scale, one pebble falling into the sea to start a tidal wave; Every action, no matter how small has an effect on the future. So, tell me... do you believe in destiny?" Real-world SI. First-time fanfic. Rated M for violence, gore, swearing, smut (later on) and alcohol. Warhammer 40K characters in Remnant.
Crossover - RWBY & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 406,281 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Space Marines, OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Lurking Monsters by ZerothMask reviews
Despite the common belief, Grimm aren't the only monsters that scour the world of Remnant. Mortals beware, for you are no longer safe. They wander and roam in search of victims. The dead will dance, all of hell shall sing and the vampires will take walks because someone couldn't bother hooking up some damned DSL.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,508 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 3/27/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team JNPR, Weiss S.
Restart by Masseffect-TxS reviews
When the world is destroyed and all that he has known has been taken away from him. One man will unknowingly return to the past and prepare it for the future that is yet to come...just not the way he expected. I don't own RWBY or any of its spin-offs.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 140,596 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Excalibur Chronicles: Hunters of the Realm by Classic Cowboy reviews
Mix with some my own versions of the myths of King Arthur and his Knights. As Cinder's plans grow closer to action, the High King of the Four Kingdoms makes his presence known on the playing field, and what does this have to do with secrets Jaune Arc has been keeping from his friends? Sword and Sorcery adventure with a side of Arkos and other pairings.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Arch-Mage's New Rules by Werde Spinner reviews
I can't believe I have to set down these rules in addition to the official code of conduct, but the need exists and here I am. Yes, we have an official code of conduct. (F! Breton! Dovahkiin/Arch-Mage. Spoilers for the Immersive College of Winterhold questline. A more realistic take on those 'what not to do at [location]' fics.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/11/2017
Voices by Konstantinsen reviews
Mantling the Fall Maiden turned out to be more burdensome than Cinder would have anticipated especially when the previous hosts turn out to be the most irksome pests that refuse to shut up.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 8/22/2018 - Pyrrha N., Cinder F., Amber - Complete
Prayer of the Refugee by skybound2 reviews
Saren doesn't like children. They're messy. Demanding. Helpless. With his line of work he never expected it to be an issue. That was before he was tasked with transporting the most disagreeable five-year old passenger in history to the nearest refugee facility. Or the one where Saren ends up raising an orphaned Shepard. (Eventual Shakarian.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,983 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 11/17/2017 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Saren A.
By My Shoulder, I Protect Thee by Phoenyx0728 reviews
"I'm just a normal guy trying to be a normal guy." Jaune muttered. Pyrrha couldn't help but laugh. "Jaune, you haven't been normal since you got into Beacon." And she was right. He was just a kid in the wrong place at the wrong time with the right Sword. All he wanted to do was help people... and what better way? AU, J P centric, Arkos. The Rewrite. (warning)Slow updates.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,958 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 11/9/2015 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY
Beacon: Academy by Solvdrage reviews
Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos didn't expect their afterlife to be the main menu for a video game. They didn't expect the settings to be sadistic. However, they weren't going to complain about a second chance when the fixes were so easy! They were ready to take Remnant by storm! Too bad they didn't read the instruction manual this time around either... Arkos focus Eventual "Landarkos"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,892 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 7/21/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Blake B., Ruby R.]
Bound by NaughtyRWBY reviews
What would've happened if Pyrrha never died. If someone had come at the last second, and saved the spartan from certain death. How would that single moment affect the series timeline. i've had this idea in my head for a while and decided it needed to be written. (JaunexPyrrhaxCinder) I think this is a first for this pairing.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 11/16/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F.] Team RWBY
The Guild of Beacon by pnau8694 reviews
Life is not easy in Medieval Remnant. People die young, brought down by disease or war or the Grimm. Heroes die even younger, especially those without any guidance. For this reason, the Hunter Guilds were founded. A shining Beacon in this world of darkness, the Guilds act as the perfect destinations for would-be heroes. A Medieval AU featuring the classic Arkos.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 11/4/2017 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Shenanigans by Dickie Gayson reviews
Just a peek into the silly things the Batfamily gets into when not kicking ass. Basically Crack treated seriously in terms of writing. Ch.1 - Duke vs the Sun and Dick's Harem of Older Men. Ch.2 - Jason's No Good, Very Bad Day
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin
ARC by Harmonious Arkos Sloth reviews
Jaune has always considered himself a "glass half full" kind of guy. When his memories are lost, perhaps he'll finally be able to live up to his potential? A bowl is most useful when it's empty after all. Armed with his wits, and sick dance moves, he and his friends may just save Remnant and make some brand new memories along the way.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/7/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/27/2010
Revenants reviews
Revenant- Aperson or ghost who has come back from death to complete an unfinished task.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Courier, Shepard (F)