SpyMustachio26
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has never been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, Spy Mr.Mayormustachio 26, It at one time, you forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny Peace Love Percabeth, LunaBeth203, Mrs.PercyPotter, Spy Mr. Mayormustachio 26, (='.'=) This is Bunny. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you believe every person with any race should be accepted everywhere, copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe every gay, bi, lesbain, transgender and straight person should be accepted anywhere, copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe every person with any religious or non religious views should be accepted everywhere, copy and paste this on your profile. Let's make a change. We're all humans with brains and hearts. Let's put them to good use. If you're ready to accept everybody, add your name to the list and copy and paste this to your profile: Fladoodlingmints New Hampshire littleboybluelittllegirlpink hotstuffbabyhotstuff AnnabethanyChase Thaliathunderstormed NiCoIsMyLoVeR! 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I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. Now the party is finally ending As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. Post this on your profile if you hate racism The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Homey1717, Writer.of.the.gods, Taylur, percabeth4evr. the-crazy-kit-kat, Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever, Queen of Air and Darkness, Reby19, Spy Mr.Mayormustachio 26, Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, Reby19, Spy Mr.Mayormustachio26, If you love ice cream,copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall on "accident" copy this into your profile. Copy this into your profile if you are doing nothing right now, just starting at the computer or phone screen. If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy this into your profile and ADD YOUR NAME to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolft, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful, blossomheartxoxo, CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS, fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sisters to the Dark Lord, Julz and Kate,Lara D, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, Reby19, Spy Mr.Mayormustachio26, If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile!! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile If you tend to laugh your a* off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you still reread “The Sisters Grimm”, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been in love with an imaginary character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you love Sisters Grimm and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight (and always will be), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone (let alone yours) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you're in denial over Briar Rose’s death copy and paste this into your profile. SHE IS NOT DEAD! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. Things To Ponder Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Things To Do In An Elevator: 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 4. On a long ride, sway to the frequency of the elevator 5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 8. Meow occasionally. 9. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 10. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 11. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 12. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 13. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 15. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 16. Lean against the button panel. 17. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 18. Bring a chair along. 18. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 19. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 21. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 22. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 23. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaaahh! Get them off!" 24. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 25. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Stand close to people so that you can drip on them. 26. Yell "Group Hug!" then enforce it. 27.Make chalk drawings on the walls. 28.Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 29. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 30. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. A day without sunshine is like... night. Of course the meek will inherit the earth, what, you think they'd take it by force? No one's ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but some have while trying to write one. I don't stab people with knifes, I stab them with straws (preferably blue ones) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans, like we try and have British accents? Comebacks For Girlies Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman:Hiding from you. Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman:Yes, and it will be if you sit down. Man:Your place or mine? Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man:So, what do you do for a living? Woman:I'm a female impersonater. Man:I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman:Yeah, but would you stay there? Man: Your eyes are amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be amazing. Man:What's your number? Woman:911 On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) -Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature,and nature is beautiful,so thanks for the compliment. ;) If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends think you escaped from somewhere, copy and paste this onto your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(Ive done that before!) If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, even though you saw your parent(s) sneaking downstairs to put gifts under the tree or setting the easter eggs out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is trying to eat a whole entire tub of butter! Crazy is when you purposely run into a wall just to see how much it hurts, miss, and smack your head on the doorframe. Crazy is when you go hyper on nothing but air. Crazy is knowing the whole entire lyrics to 'Gummy Bear' and singing them at the traffic lights. Crazy is having a five-minute argument on the proper way to say, 'durn durndurn'. Crazy is laughing about your own death and not being able to stop. Crazy is running down the street dressed in toilet paper because you can. Crazy is doing the chicken dance on the side of the road and practically get run over by a lunatic. I'm crazy-and proud of it! Go crazy people! ι'м тнє туρє σƒ gιяℓ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it? You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. When in doubt, make up words. 95 Percent of all people would commit suicide if Justin Bieber was on top of a 100 foot building and was about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 Percent who would stand there watching inviting all your friends with popcorn screaming,"JUMP OR SO HELP ME, I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU OFF MYSELF!!" Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my milk!! Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory When there's a will, I want to be in it. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you are kinda glad that you never get to meet a majority of characters from your favorite books because you know that if you did, you would want to slap them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.(I will be over at my friends house talking about PJO, and somehow along the way end up talking about cheese. And we never really know how this stuff happens, it just kinda..does.) Pledge for Best Friends 1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 5. When you are confused, I will use little words. 6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...) Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it? Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. (That's deep...) Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Ron -- Harry ... Hey HARRY! I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. All was well until Voldemort and Vader started discussing which was better, magic or The Force. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wise don't need advice, fools won't listen to it. I DON'T obsess! I think intensely... Watch it, if your ego gets any bigger it may pop. The world is full of people. All of which are misunderstood at the most crucial points of their lives. --KY Six Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after the first truth, will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You will soon show this to another idiot. 6. You still have a smile on your face. Sorry about this... I was An Idiot too, And Neeeded Company... 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have more than 200 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile "Youth is wasted on the young." "The parents of a teenager understand why some animals eat their young!" "Life's journey is always easier when you hear a friends footsteps beside you. ""Divas are not made, they are born."" "Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear." (so true) God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters I am who I am. Your approval isn't needed :D Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. A world without friends is like a world without colors. Be yourself - it's the only thing people can't say you're doing wrong I listen to music... I'm sugar and spice and everything nice, I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on ebay. Rule of war "KILL OR BE KILLED!!" Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, nwfairy, SciFOXcraft279, Aremv monthlyobsesionist, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, Reby19, Spy Mr.Mayormustachio 26, If you have ever ran into a wall when the lights are on copy and paste this into your profile "Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?) Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you're a geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know an wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. If you're weird, copy this into your profile. If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. xxXXxx What High School Musical has Taught Us 1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number. 2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends. 3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss. 4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song. 5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you. 6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer. 7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot. 8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board. 9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed! 10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer. 11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly! 12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly! 13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events. 14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation 15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop. 16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer. 17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge. 18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it. 19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris. 20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'. 21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend. 22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests. 23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context. 24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area. 25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber' 26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous... 27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club. 28. Iced tea from England is blue 29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely... 30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way 31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down. 32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go. 33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. 34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs. 35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff. 36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams. 37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem. 38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills 39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely. 40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course. XXXXXXXXXXXXX I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than a boy in real life. I'm the kind of girl who yells out loud in the middle of a street. I'm the kind of girl who does C.P.R. on a goldfish because it was drowning. I'm the kind of girl who will try to climb a cactus. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off of orange fanta and coffee and absolutely loves every minute of it. I'm the kind of girl who hates cheerleaders. (I don't really have anything against them...) I'm the kind of girl who slams a revolving door. I'm the kind of girl that doesn’t have a problem talking about anything that’s supposed to be personal... ...and I'm probably the kind of girl whose friends understand that. I'm the kind of girl that WISHES she was insane so that she could have an excuse to be the way she is. (I am) I'm the kind of girl who -- if faced with an armed man and only had a book for defense -- would throw the book aside and get shot rather than use it to protect herself. I'm the kind of girl everyone asks, "Did you get dressed in your closet this morning? In the dark?"... ...and I'm the girl who doesn't deny it. I'm the kind of girl who would slap a guy for asking to "go all the way". Yeah. Chew on that. I'm the kind of girl who speaks her mind... ...and I'm the kind of girl who may not have the nicest things on said mind. I'm the kind of girl who loves to KICK ASS! Mmmhmm. I'm the kind of girl who likes to be myself - doesn't mean I'm cocky and/or arrogant. Doesn't mean I'm not, either... I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because I might go ca-RAZY on them. I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because no one can handle me. I'm the kind of girl who doesn't WANT to date because independence is a lifestyle that, as of now, I enjoy taking advantage of. I'm the kind of girl who threatens her computer. ...and I'm also the kind of girl who gets a positive (or negative) reaction from said computer. I’m the kind of girl who will start giggling insanely in the middle of French class, and won’t stop even when people start to get annoyed. I’m the kind of girl who will proudly admit that I’m not smart enough to be in an advanced math class… even though I am in one. I’m the kind of girl who refuses to succumb to a GPS for directions, even though we left the map at home. I’m the kind of girl who will steal my sisters IPod for an hour and return it dead. I’m the kind of girl who will start a conversation with a dog, thinking it will eventually talk back. I’m the kind of girl who claimed she was a Swedish immigrant, and have to go back in five years to stay true to my arranged marriage, when I was in second grade. I’m the kind of girl who watches the history channel, and is proud to admit it! I’m the kind of girl who plans to jump off of the really high diving board, gets to the top, and then remembers she’s afraid of heights. (Not really scared of heights, but this is something in my style) I’m the kind of girl who has planned out her life one second, and then changes it the next. I’m the kind of girl who has so many ideas swimming around in her head, that when a new crops up, I give it to my cousin. and finally... I’m the kind of girl who is proud of the fact that the guy she likes is scared like hell of her. Most Importantly, If You Are Indian And Proud Of It, Copy and Paste This In Your Profile!!! I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone that doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes by my car I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working with metal I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever, I may go. Ο Πέρσι Τζάκσον Όρκος Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy κάθε φορά που είμαι στη θάλασσα Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης Για λόγους Grover της πορεία Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα κάθε φορά που θα δείτε μια πινακίδα που λέει "Free Ride Pony" Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Zωή Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel κάθε φορά που μια λιμουζίνα περνά με το αυτοκίνητό μου Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε το Stolls όταν το σπίτι μου έχει αρχίσει να διαταράξει. Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Beckendorf κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που εργάζεται με μέταλλο Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Silena Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος παίρνει ένα για την ομάδα Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Μιχαήλ Yew κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα χαμόγελο που λάμπει Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Briares κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να παίζει παιχνίδια χέρι Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε αυτούς που χάθηκαν στη μάχη του Λαβύρινθου κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα πανί στις φλόγες. Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε εκείνες τις κατασκηνωτές οι οποίοι πολέμησαν εναντίον Kronos Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να πάει ενάντια στις πιθανότητες Ναι, υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO Όπου, μπορώ να πάω. Heroes of Olympus Pledge I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something... I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents... I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away... I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone... I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up... I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision... I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be... I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader... I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy... I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money... I promise to remember HoO wherever I may go... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Jason κάθε φορά που κάποιος ξεχάσει κάτι ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Piper κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να αισθάνεται ανεπιθύμητα από τους γονείς τους ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Leo όταν βλέπω κάποιον να τρέχει μακριά ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε την'Ανναμπεθ όταν κάποιος χάνει κάποιος ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy όταν βλέπω κάποιον να αρνούνται να εγκαταλείψουν ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Hazel όταν βλέπω κάποιον που έχει κάνει μια σκληρή απόφαση ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Frank όταν κάποιος είναι διαφορετική στη συνέχεια αναμένεται να είναι ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Reyna όταν βλέπω έναν ηγέτη ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Octavian όταν βλέπω ένα σχισμένο παιχνίδι ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Don το Faun όταν κάποιος με ρωτάει για τα χρήματα ... Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Hoo όπου μπορώ να πάω ... The Olympian Pledge: I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party And I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know! Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άρη Κάθε φορά που ακούω του Β 'Παγκοσμίου Πολέμου Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Αθηνά Κάθε φορά που ακούω έναν αργαλειό Υπόσχομαι να χρησιμοποιούν το διαδίκτυο Για χάρη του Ερμή φυσικά Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ποσειδώνα Κάθε φορά που οδηγώ ένα άλογο Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Δία Όποτε αστραπή γεμίζει τον ουρανό Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ήρα Κάθε φορά που ένας άντρας κάνει ένα κορίτσι κραυγή Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Αφροδίτη Κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα ζωνάρι φτιαγμένο από χρυσό Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Απόλλωνα Όταν ο ήλιος είναι πολύ τολμηρό Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άρτεμις Όταν το φεγγάρι λάμπει μέσα στη νύχτα Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άδη Όταν κάτι μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Δήμητρα Κάθε φορά που μια κόρη απομακρύνεται Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ήφαιστος Όταν κάποιος δεν παίρνει ποτέ το δρόμο τους Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Διονύσου Όταν είμαι σε ένα πάρτι Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Εστία Όταν someones χαμόγελο είναι πολύ πλούσιο Ναι Υπόσχομαι να αγαπώ Οι Θεοί Όπου κι αν μπορεί να πάει Έτσι ώστε όλοι να βλέπουν εμμονή μου Επειδή ξέρω τι γνωρίζουν οι Ολύμπιοι ! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast! NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings! NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid! NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms! NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation! NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it! (I don't have enough money :( ) 2. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant! 3. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail! X 4. You know which pages the good parts are on! X 5. You suddenly hate thunderstorms! X 6. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear! X 7. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary! (I don't have a dog) 8. You start figuring out who your godly parent is! X 9. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again! X 10. You have a plan to get out of school early on October 8th so you can buy The House of Hades , read it, and still have time to do your homework! X 11. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards! (I will next time) 12. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes! X 13. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words! X 14. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them! X 15. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information! X 16. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue! X 17. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it! X 18. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”! X 19. On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument! (I've never gone there) 20. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat! X 21. You dream about PJO every night! X 22. You curse a god/goddess a lot! X 23. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room! 24. You know PJO better then most sane people! X 25. You have links to every great PJO site! X 26. You add things to the list every day! X 27. You know what you would do if you were Percy! X 28. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)! X 29. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future! X 30. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work! X 31. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood! 32. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'! 33. You are trying to learn Greek! X 34. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip! X 35. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek! 36. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes! X 37. You have an instant crush on Nico! 38. You just have to research more about greek mythology! X 39. You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT! X 40. You want to learn Latin! X 42. You copy/paste this onto your profile! X 43. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over! (I don't have that many fics) 44. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to! X 45. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO! X 46. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree! X 47. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed! X 48. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them! X 49. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess! 50. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this! X 51. You were so busy reading that you missed number 41! X 52. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list! X 53. You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things! X 54. You are so obsessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth! X 55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)! X 56. You put an X next to everything you do above! X Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (Not Yet!) -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” X -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. X -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. X -You burn food to see if it smells good. X -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” X -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. X -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… X -You sometimes try to control water. X -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. X -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. X -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. X -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. X -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. X -You are a PJO character for Halloween. (Not yet!) -Recite lines randomly from the books. X -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!) X -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. X -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. X -You have dreams about PJO characters/events X -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. X -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" X -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" X -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" X -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. X -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies X -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. X -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time! X -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. X -You give all your siblings god parents X -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. X -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. X -You still think Thuke could happen. X -You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. X -You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. X -You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) X -You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. X -You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" X -You X everything you do above! X If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Bold everything you do) Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 ChildOfWisdom Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Music4evaxoxo Huntress of the sky 1 PERCY JACKSON FAN AthenaGirl823 IHeartThePercyJacksonBooks/Same name a KG :D Spy Mr.Mayormustachio 26 For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever asked the same question 5 times in 3 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've sen the pre-view for the Percy Jackson movie and screamed your lungs out telling it it's wrong then copy and paste this into your profile put this (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE 50 Ways to Get Percabeth to Hate You 01) Flirt with Percy. The other day someone asked me- "Why do you read so much? This is just a story? What has Percy Jackson ever taught you?" I was about to mention all about Greek Mythology and the monsters and Gods and Titans...But then I considered my answer. "Percy taught us that there's a Hero in every one of us, you just need to find it and use it well." re-post this on your profile if you're one of the people who choose Fanfiction over Facebook This didn't happen to me, but I saw it on someone elses blog and posted it. THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. Just remember to be thankful for the little things, because one day they may no longer be there. Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly THINGS TO DO WHILE AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot! Attract the attention of not insane people 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it Against Racism This happened on TAM airlines. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet." SHARE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM! "A person's a person no matter how small." -Horton, Horton Hears A Who "Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life." -Unknown "The graecus has some moves, my friend." -Percy, The Son of Neptune "I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man." -Arion, The Son of Neptune "Lost time is never found again." -Unknown "But they didn't want to meet me?" Percy Jackson, Mark of Athena Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. You are female The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book. The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain. The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom. The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them. |
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