Hey guys!

Ok, things about me;

I am an author who likes anything I can write about. I do not swear, post M fics, post slashes, or like to write about violence. I am all happiness and fluff :-)

Well i would prefer not to give my real name, but online I tend to lean toward Firefill, sconesRtasty, sconesRyummy, Cleopatra Ice, Rachel, Liz the Fish, and last but certainly not least, the Great and Amazing and Totally Under-appreciated Elizabeth Pennies!

gender; girl, female, chick, woman, she, her, chica, lady

Subjects I love; Rise of the Guardians, Percy Jackson, Heros of Olympus, Artemis Fowl, Fablehaven, Avengers, all Spidermans, anything made by Marvel comics, Howl's moving castle, the Edge Chronicles, Transformers, and Sherlock

Other things I love; ice cream, chocolate, water polo, swimming in general, sleeping, reading, playing the piano, singing on the occasion, writing, and hanging out wif ma friends :3 (Mostly Noodle Fanatic and AglonAuthor. Hi guys! *waves*)

I was born in August. I am a Leo and proud of it :-)

My favorite, deepest quotes;

1. All macaroni and cheese is food, but not all food is macaroni and cheese.

2. GRAB THE GOLDFISH BY THE HORNS, DUDE!!!

3. Shungala? (Everyone answer, 'shungala!')

4. Quick! Is anyone here a doctor?

-I am!

-Well you're a NERD!!! *high fives sick person*

5. I'm not selfish! If I had the whole world, I would give it away.

-To who?

-... Myself.

6. Pfft. Coffee is overrated. I live off my NATURAL ENERGY!!!

7.You stupid idiot!

-I'm pretty sure if your stupid that usually implies that you're an idiot. Don't waste time being redundant.

8. Fetch! Fetchfetchfetch!

9. Shut up.

-*looks at person* You're ugly. *walks away*

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, repost this one your profile!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know three or more Fanfiction authors in real life (not counting yourself), paste this into your profile.

If you want to someday become Sherlock's second friend, put his on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over someone's inconveniently placed air guitar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, had arguments with yourself, and/or lost arguments to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are not a klutz, but chairs don't like you, stairs are bullies, and walls refuse to move, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried during Reichenbach Fall, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am part of a superhero league called The Golden Trifecta (all rights reserved). My fellow members are Noodle Fanatic and AglonAuthor