BookGurl16
 Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Host. PlayTheMoments PauseTheMemories StopThePain RewindTheHappiness. Me: Name: BookGurl16 Age: Purple. Birthday: February 30th Favorites: Color: 16 Animal (land): Panda Animal (sea): Dolphin Animal (myth): Unicorn Artist: Taylor Swift, One Direction, Little Mix, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Ed Sheeran, Panic! at the Disco... Album: Red, Take Me Home, Vices & Virtues, DNA... Hobby: Reading/Writing/Sleeping/Listening to music Series: Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and some others. Song(s): Heart Attack Demi Lovato (currently) Hobby: Reading/Drawing/Writing/Sleeping Place: Home Time of day: Afternoon Instrument: Piano Author: Suzanne Collins Movie(s): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows(Part 2), Radio Rebel Food: The edible kind Drink: The liquid kind PLEASE READ AND REVIEW MY STORIES! :) Means a lot, ya know? RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MOI! 1) I like candy. 2) I'm extremely hyper(especially with candy). 3) I already have tickets for the Hunger Games movie. *gasp from Hunger Games fans without tickets yet* 4) Yes, yes, I like annoying my cousin. A lot. :) And my sister. (Sis, if you're reading this, you know I love you.) 5) My friends and I had a macarena flash mob in class. LOL 6) I want to grow wings and fly. 7) I tried to dye my hair blue using food coloring. 8) I use Tumblr. Bookgurl16.tumblr.com and therandompage16.tumblr.com 9) I used to have 3 emails but I forgot the password of one. 10) I can hold grudges for a long time. 11) I have anger/hyperness issues. 12) I like soccer. 13) I love Taylor Swift! I know practically everything about her. 13 is her lucky number. 14) I want to own a monkey/rabbit/dog/cat/hamsters. Or all of them. Oh and a panda, dolphin, shark, tiger, koala, kangaroo, and a dancing penguin. 15) I like circles more than squares. I don't know why. 16) 16 is my favorite/lucky number! 17) I can't wait for my 16th birthday! 18) I like making stuff and I'm very creative. 19) When I'm not extremely happy, I'm extremely depressed or extremely mad. 20) I like domo and have a stuffed domo! 21) I want longer hair than I already have. 22) Taylor Swift is 22 and was born on 12/13/1989. 23) I like sapphires and blue and oceans. 24) I want to own a parrot. 25) I like Talking Tom 2. 26) My mom says I'm nuts. I agree. 27) My sister and I like making random videos and scaring the crap out of one another. 28) I have a weird laugh. 29) I like glitter and sparkles and rainbows. 30) I like rainy days more than sunny ones. 31) I am mostly optimistic. 32) I'm a fast worker. 33) T-Swift has a cat named Meredith and I have a fish named Violet. 34) I like rapping. 35) I can't sing well. 36) I love chicken. 37) I like doodling. 38) My BFFs are evil sometimes. 39) I like writing quotes on stuff. 40) If you want a stable relationship... GET A HORSE!! 41) I'm watching the HG on 3/31/12 42) I like glitter and sparkly dresses. Hi. :) They say I'm annoying. I take it as a Compliment. They say I'm mean. I say that I'm not, I'm EVIL! They say I'm crazy. I say that better crazy and unique, than boring and normal like you. People with no creativity have nothing. I'm a nerd- deal with it. You are human. It is paper. You will always win. this is for you if you think origami is hard! I'm a Potterholic. If you aren't, I think you are stupid. BOY: you hit like a girl. GIRL: and maybe you would too if you hit a little bit hard- nah, who am I kidding? I. Will. Kill. You. If. You. Sit. On. That. Box. If you read that with pauses in between, Comment and add to your own website! STOP GLOBAL WARMING! It's melting my chocolate. I'm a cookie, now gimme dragons! That came out wrong. "Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D If I get lost, I tend to just wander around and get lost even more. "Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly" I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately change my status to ‘chillin’ with the devil’ when I die. Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions. - I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? There is a great need for sarcasm font. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. “Harry Potter, died because Severus Snape got pissed during and Occlumency lesson,” I said getting their attention. “That’d be a nice thing to put on your gravestone, Harry!” One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. When there's a will, I want to be in it. "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!" You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it." When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people then kill them. "Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated" "Well behaved women rarely make history" If life gives you lemons, throw them back in Life's face and tell it you wanted limes "Fail with Honour rather than Succeed by Fraud" wow, that's deep. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? What disease did cured ham have? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise? Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"? How can something be both "new" and "improved"? Why do we shut up, but quiet down? How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If you can't beat them, confuse them. Reality continues to ruin my life. Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once. If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile First law of science: don't spit into the wind May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful! There’s always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray it’s not a train! Take my advice I dont use it anyway Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle! What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck Don't be open-minded; your brains might fall out Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!? Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it! 1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane. Reality is more fun when you make it up Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. When in doubt, make up words! Ask no questions and I will tell no lies. You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! I'm not insensitive, I just dont care There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. What would happen if the whole world farted at once? On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple. "Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!" I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me? Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils The road to success is always under construction By the time you read this, you've already read it I sometimes wonder, how the heck I'm not dead yet. Then, I realized that I got banned from Heaven, and Hell's scared I'm gonna take over. So, I'm pretty assured that if I jumped of a building, I'd still be fine! Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. They just get the rotten apples from t he ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep your job at burger king! A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? "Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks" XD "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments" Old enough to know better, but to young not to care" "Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge" We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words Girl 1 - "Heyyy! That's my EX-Boyfriend!" Girl 2 - "Relaaaaaax! I'm just recycling!" "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache. "We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories." Being mature is overrated. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Bad decisions make good stories. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. I’m so awesome that I could kill people with it I own this world bitches so ya have to owe me lots of pizza and ice cream 1. I'm verrrrrry kind to all living things. 2. I don't like sharing. You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they come from and refuse to tell you where they're going. You know your children are grown up when they tell you where they're going because it might be time to say goodbye. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. The difference between Genius and Stupidity is that Genius is limited It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the heck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side… Hold that thought while I did a hole and die. True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. Its's a Stupid idea, I'll go first. What color is the Sky in your world? "There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out". "True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream" They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long The world is cruel... get used to it! Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. Would you like a cookie? So would I. "It takes an idiot to do cool things...that's why they're cool. - FLCL "If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress". You guys line up alphabetically by height Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss Everyone is titled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing there on the shore like an idiot. Programming today is a race between the software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours. When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, by far the best way to get out of it is just to say; "No speaka English My luck is so bad, if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying." "Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car." When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away. When life give you lemons, throw them back and say I WANT CANDY! You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. "The cat has always been associated with the Moon. For like the moon, it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness." Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live. "Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs." Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. And just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. Lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. It's getting colder now and the darkness consumes me. Depression is slowly creeping up. Maybe one day you'll actually care about me. I think I'd do better on my own, no friends, no fights, just me alone Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. "I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head." 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.” 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the shops with me.” 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” 7. My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.” 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.” 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!” 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.” 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!” 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.” 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!” 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way.” 19. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on – don’t you think I know when you are cold?” 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.” 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?” 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.” 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Kindergardeners, If you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers. 30 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. 25. Make farm animal noises 26. Start talking to the wall 27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it 28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac 29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them. 30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail... A Kid Who got a 0% In an Exam: But he didn't answer any questions wrong! Q: In which battle did Napoleon die? Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Q: River Ravi flows in which state? Q: What is the main reason for divorce? Q: What is the main reason for failure? Q: What can you not eat for Breakfast? Q: What looks like half an apple? Q: If you threw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? Q: Can a man go eight days without sleeping? Q: Can you lift an elephant with one hand? Q: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in another, what would you have? Q: It took eight men ten hours to build a wall. How long would it take four men to build the wall? Q: How can you drop an egg onto concrete ground without breaking it? Month One Mommy I am only 8 inches long Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic 7/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic 8/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 2/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 8/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 5/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 9/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 9/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 8/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 1/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 8/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 4/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people . You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 4/10 COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS In my life, I have to thank... Percy Jackson, for teaching me that anyone can be a hero. Female Come-Backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: "Do not enter". Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Come-Backs" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "Don't Let This Happen!!" Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’ FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!!!” FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’ FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp! FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling. FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone. FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this." FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "I'm starving, now buy me some food." FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you. REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you. FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck. FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you. girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. READ THIS IF YOU CARE! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My parents so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake, I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, And tonight, my own daddy, Finally murdered me. This made me cry soooo bad!! :( If you hate child abuse and you want it to end, you better update this on your profile!! If you are in love with Jack Frost; when it snows (or gets cold for ya'll southerners!) go outside and scream at the top of your lungs: I BELIVE! If you are in love with Leo Valdez; ask for a bronze dragon for christmas and see your family's reactions If you are in love with Harry Potter; before you enter any room, say a random password. If you are in love with Jacob Black; go around saying that vampires are pale, undead wierdos If you are in love with Gale Hawthorn; go around calling yourself the Prim killer. 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes 2) Where did you get your default picture? 3) What's your middle name? Not saying 4) Your current relationship status? Single and ready to mingle! (Right after I study. . 5) Does your crush like you back? Uhhhh maybe? 6) What is your current mood? Tired 7) I deleted this question, it was creepy. 8) What color shirt are you wearing? Blue and white 9) Missing something? Maybe dunno 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Dunno 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A unicorn! 12) Ever had a near death experience? Yeahhhh 13) Something you do a lot? Go crazy 14) The song stuck in your head? Heart Attack 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? Jessica Jayme Bell 16) Name someone with the same name as YOU? Someone... 17) When was the last time you cried? Forgot 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? No 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? To grant my own wishes and get any powers I want! 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender? If they're nice or a total douche. 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Hot chocolate 22) What's your biggest secret? It’s a secret 23) Favorite color? Purple/Blue 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Yeah, sometimes 25) What are you? Unicorn 26) Do you speak any other language? Sarcasm 27) What's your favorite smell? The smell of a store when I walk in 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Obsessive 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No 30) What are you thinking about right now? This Question 31) What should you be doing? Workinggg 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Idk 33) Do you like working in the yard? Nope 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Payne 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Yes 36) What is your natural hair color? Brown 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Dunno You know you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday Favorites: Color: Blue (As in ocean-blue), sky-blue, dark-blue, green, purple Animal (land): Panda Animal (sea): Dolphin Animal (myth): Unicorn Artist: Taylor Swift, One Direction, Little Mix, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Ed Sheeran, Panic! at the Disco Album: Red, Take Me Home, Vices & Virtues, DNA Hobby: Reading/Writing/Sleeping/Listening to music Series: Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and some others. Song(s): Heart Attack Demi Lovato (currently) Hobby: Reading/Drawing/Writing/Sleeping Place: Home Quote: "Don't be sorry it's over, smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss Quote(2): "I think you should speak now." -Taylor Swift in Speak Now(album) Quote(3): Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out? Quote(4): Look at your hand. See that space? That's where someone's hands fits perfectly with yours. Time of day: Afternoon Instrument: Piano Author: Suzanne Collins Movie(s): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows(Part 2), Radio Rebel PLEASE READ AND REVIEW MY STORIES! :) RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MOI! 1) I like candy. 2) I'm extremely hyper(especially with candy). 3) I already have tickets for the Hunger Games movie. *gasp from Hunger Games fans without tickets yet* 4) Yes, yes, I like annoying my cousin. A lot. :) And my sister. (Sis, if you're reading this, you know I love you.) 5) My friends and I had a macarena flash mob in class. LOL 6) I want to grow wings and fly. 7) I tried to dye my hair blue using food coloring. 8) I use Tumblr. Bookgurl16.tumblr.com and therandompage16.tumblr.com 9) I used to have 3 emails but I forgot the password of one. 10) I can hold grudges for a long time. 11) I have anger/hyperness issues. 12) I like soccer. 13) I love Taylor Swift! I know practically everything about her. 13 is her lucky number. 14) I want to own a monkey/rabbit/dog/cat/hamsters. Or all of them. Oh and a panda, dolphin, shark, tiger, koala, kangaroo, and a dancing penguin. 15) I like circles more than squares. I don't know why. 16) 16 is my favorite/lucky number! 17) I can't wait for my 16th birthday! 18) I like making stuff and I'm very creative. 19) When I'm not extremely happy, I'm extremely depressed or extremely mad. 20) I like domo and have a stuffed domo! 21) I want longer hair than I already have. 22) Taylor Swift is 22 and was born on 12/13/1989. 23) I like sapphires and blue and oceans. 24) I want to own a parrot. 25) I like Talking Tom 2. 26) My mom says I'm nuts. I agree. 27) My sister and I like making random videos and scaring the crap out of one another. 28) I have a weird laugh. 29) I like glitter and sparkles and rainbows. 30) I like rainy days more than sunny ones. 31) I am mostly optimistic. 32) I'm a fast worker. 33) T-Swift has a cat named Meredith and I have a fish named Violet. 34) I like rapping. 35) I can't sing well. 36) I love chicken. 37) I like doodling. 38) My BFFs are evil sometimes. 39) I like writing quotes on stuff. 40) If you want a stable relationship... GET A HORSE!! 41) I'm watching the HG on 3/31/12 42) I like glitter and sparkly dresses. MY PREFERENCES Coke or Pepsi? Coke Hawaii or Florida? Hawaii France or Italy? France Flowers or trees? Flowers Computer or TV? Heck, computer Smoothie or slushie? Smoothie Yogurt or ice cream? Ice cream, duh Zucchini or Cucumber? Cucumber Water or fire? Water Singing or acting? Hmm... acting Piano or violin? Piano Violin or Guitar? guitar Guitar or Piano? Piano Best friend or boyfriend? Best friend Taylor Swift or Taylor Lautner? Taylor Swift Reading or writing? Both Eating or drinking? It depends. Clouds or sun? Clouds Katniss or Prim? Katniss Gale or Peeta? Peeta Prim or Madge? Prim Roses or Lilies? Lilies Singing or writing? Writing. Sing in public or in the shower? In the shower Dancing in public or at home? Preferably at home Hiking or biking? Hiking Swimming or running? Running Tennis or soccer? Soccer Tennis or football? Tennis Math or science? Science Drawing or writing? Writing LOL or :D? Both Sweet or sarcastic? Mostly sarcastic. FAQ (Not really) Are you more like Prim or Katniss? Prim Why? I hate killing or watching people killed and I want to become a doctor. (See below) Are you like Katniss at all? Yeah, I want to learn archery. Plus, my love life is complicated. LOVE TRIANGLE. Do you cook? Yes What's your favorite mythical/story creature? It's between phoenixes and the mockingjays, and unicorns. Hunger Games favorite Characters 1. Prim 2. Peeta 3. Katniss 4. Gale 5. Johanna 6. Thresh 7. Rue 8. Finnick 9. Annie 10. Cinna 11. President Snow (1) whispered to (8) gossip about (9). Why would you Prim?? And what did Annie do? (2) likes (8) so s/he gave (8) flowers. 1) EW!!! And 2) GROSS! (5) was in the Games and s/he died because (8) stabbed him/her. Not surprised. (4) hated (10) so s/he plotted to kill him/her. Why would Gale hate Cinna? He didn't know him! And why would he kill Cinna???? (5) got (7) pregnant. That's all kinds of wrong. Pollux (Avox in Mockingjay) married (5) but they broke up because their relationship wasn't happy. (5) married (8) and Pollux married (3). Pollux married Johanna? That's likely (sarcasm intended). Johanna doesn't seem like the type to marry and Finnick already has Annie! And Katniss and Pollux? Really... (1) hated (2) who loved (3) who was with (4) who was seeing (5) who hated (6) who married (7) who gave birth to (8) whose sister/brother was (9) who died in the Games because of (10) Why does Prim hate Peeta? And Peeta does love Katniss who was usually was with Gale but he's not seeing Johanna, is he? Gale is mine... Why does she hate Thresh? And Thresh married Rue??? EW! And Rue gave birth to someone older than her? That's just... wrong. Why did Cinna kill Annie? WHY?? (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), and (6) were playing hide-and seek in your room. At least half of them would've refused. But if it happened, I'd ask for their autographs after joining. (10) and (5) both liked (8) and fought with each other. Cinna and Johanna both liking Finnick? ... ... ... (9) broke up with (2) who cheated on him/her with (3). (5) told (9) and they both confronted (2). Why Peeta? Why was he with Annie in the first place? He loves Katniss. And Johanna wouldn't gossip, right? Have you ever read a (6)/(11) fic? Do you want to? No, and no. Do you think (4) is cute? How cute? Hell, way cute! What would happen if (11) got (8) pregnant? I would be a mixture of horrified, shocked, and lmao. But it's impossible, though... Can you recall any fics about (9)? Yup. Some Finnick/Annie ones. Would (2) and (6) make a good couple? Hell, no! (5)/(9) or (5)/(10)? Why? Johanna/Annie or Johanna/Cinna? Not a big fan of either but Johanna/Cinna is less wrong. What would happen if (7) walked in on (2) and (8) making out? She wouldn't believe her eyes. And besides, I don't think they'd want to make out. Make up a summary for a Three (3)/(10) fic. What if Cinna survived and was Katniss' neighbor after the rebellion? Post-Mockingjay. (I know, it's lame.) Is there any such thing as (1)/(8) fluff? IDK, maybe. Suggest a title for a (7)/(11) hurt/comfort fic. Crap. Ummm... I honestly can't think of any. Does anyone on your friends list read (3) fics? Yeah. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw (11)? No. Would anyone on your friends list write (2)/(4)/(5)? Maybe, highly unlikely, though. If you wrote a Song-fic about (8), what song would you choose? Probably Innocent by Taylor Swift... If you wrote a (1)/(6)/(11) fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Mild cussing and a LOT of violence. When was the last time you read a fic about (5)? Johanna? A month ago. KATNISS: [x] You would do anything to protect your family. ] You have good aim. [ ] You hate cats. [ ] You aren’t fond of people in general. [x] You hate being indebted to people. [X] You hold grudges. [x ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug. [ ] When you sing, the birds fall silent. 5/8 (50%) PEETA [X] You’re an artist. [X ] You love to bake. [x] You can decorate well. [X ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you. [x] You’re clever. [ ] Your favorite color is orange. (Sunset orange, just like Peeta. And it WAS my favorite color before I read the books!) [ ] People tend to be charmed by you. [X] You’re a hopeless romantic. [ ] You have a strong sense of self. 6/9 (67%) GALE [x] You question everything. [x] You’re very defiant. [x] You’re spontaneous. [x] You’re a rebel with a cause. [x] You would do absolutely anything for justice. 5/5 (100%) FINNICK [ ] You like "secrets". [x] You like sugar cubes. [ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous. [x] You’re a skilled swimmer. [X] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature. [ ] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be. [x] You’re protective. 4/7 (57%) PRIM [x] You’re innocent. [x] You adore animals. [x] You love helping people in need. [x] People seem to be fond of you. [x] Over time you’ve become quite wise. [x] You are nurturing. 6/6 (100%) CINNA [X] You’re creative. [x] You root for the underdog. [ ] You dress simply. [X] You stand up for your cause. [x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable. [x] You tend to have brilliant ideas. 5/6 (83%) EFFIE [ ] You’re materialistic. [x] You’ve dyed your hair a wild colour. (Once, but it washed off. I did it w/ food coloring. LOL) [X] You’re somewhat naive. [x] You’re chirpy. [ ] You’re punctual and hate lateness. [ ] Etiquette is important to you. 3/6 (50%) HAYMITCH [x] You’re very sarcastic. [ ] You get drunk often. [x] People might find you condescending. [x] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours. [x] You’re very lonely. 4/5 (80%) JOHANNA [x] You’re a bold, gutsy person. [X] People might call you crazy. [X] You want things to be fair. [X] You’ve had a rough time in life. [ ] You really don’t like most people. [ ] You don’t like being in water. 4/6 (67%) RUE [x] You love music. [x] You’re small and graceful. [x] You hum often. [x] You inspire others. [x] You’re always hungry. [x] People underestimate you. 6/6 (100%) PREP x You own a cell phone. X You own something from Abercrombie. You own something from Pac sun. X You own something from Hollister. X You own something from American eagle. X You love/like going to the mall. x You own an iPod/MP3 player. X You love Starbucks. X you have been called a brat. (sadly) You hate buying things that are on sale. You have more than one house. (does my friend's house/the library count?) Total: 8/11 GOTHIC Black is one of your favourite colours x You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. x Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. Total: 2/9 PUNK You can skateboard x you’ve worn plaid. X You like Converse. You hate MTV. x You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) you dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. you wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total: 3/8 GEEK X You love the computer. X You like Harry Potter. X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts X you get straight A's. X You love/like reading. X You were/are in band. You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. X You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total: 7/10 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Super bowl. X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (dance shoes/costumes) X You belong/belonged to a school team. X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. X You have a specific number. Total: 6/9 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. You never walk anywhere. X You wear slip-on shoes. X You wear/wore Vans. You like the band Panic! At the disco. You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance. X Hair has been died more than 1 colour (w/ food coloring) Total: 3/10 This story is Amazing I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart YOUR REAL NAME: Cupcake 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Cupcakeizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Unicorn 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): STOP STALKING ME 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Not gonna tell you. :P 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Sprite (Not bad) 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): :P:P:P No. 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): No WAY. 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Violet (WTF?) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism You know you're a Hunger Games fan when... 1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!" 2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay. 3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc). 4. You cried when Rue died. 5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long. 6. You named your cat Buttercup. (I wish I had a cat!) 7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc. (Always have though) 8. You love pita bread 9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT. 10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune. 11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character. 12. You like to wear your hair in a braid. 13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta 14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names. 15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012. 16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person 17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire. 18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire. 19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life. 20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12." 21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like. 22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did. 23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch 24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!" 25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight. 26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids. 27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay. (Wonder who he married?) 28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. 29. You have parts of the book memorized. 30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday Your Guy Side: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what other people think Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night Total=15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the color black You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing Total=24 For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so i must be rich and snooty. I hang out with a FORMER SLUT so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games Triology, or The Gallagher Girls Series, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile. If you say a WHOLE lot of bad things in said world, add this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes with OTHER PEOPE, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Cammie should have run away WITH Zach in Chapter 45 of Only the Good Spy Young, copy and paste this to your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you've ever had a book-crush on fictional character put this on your profile. If you wish you were a teenage-girl-spy in a teenage-girl-spy boarding school, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever actually slapped said person, copy this to your profile. If you've ever looked at the Disney logo and thought the 'D' was a 'G', copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to your pet in a funny/baby-ish voice, copy and paste this to your profile. You know you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. * 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Red 3. Your first initial? V 4. Your month of birth? Jan. 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Nicole 7. Your favorite number? 16 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that * * * *. Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday 19 things to do at wal-mart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... Kudos to you if you read the whole thing! | |||||||
The Host - Ian O'Shea's story by Nerdy Birdy 1 reviews
Sweet Disposition by Seams reviews
Unorthodox Love by diamondgirl786 reviews
Host AU by zed0hh reviews
Once in a Lifetime by thehost1212 reviews
Our Endless Numbered Days by Juggerknot18 reviews
Wanting to belong by LuckyDuckyPomluv reviews
Four-lorn Trilogy by laurafka reviews
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
Hunger Games, Peeta's View by The-Mockingjay-Games reviews
Heart on Fire (Abandoned) by ericakc19 reviews
Madly in Love Sort Of by percyjacksonannabethchasefan reviews
Radioactive by fragilebirds reviews
Missing Piece Of Me by Doodelio-kid reviews
My haunting past by behona reviews
Being Human by Mockingfire reviews
Not Only For Me by NoOneKnowsIWrite reviews
An Obvious Love by inlove1 reviews
An Unlikely Romance by Fred weasleys angel reviews
Having Only Hopes for Tomorrow by Hostfanatic reviews
Baby Steps by Alpha Clove reviews
Inescapable by LunaLovegood87 reviews
One Thing Changes Everything by kessla2313 reviews
Princeton Problems by LDSDrumlinegurl reviews
Not a Cinderella Story by genie4ever13 reviews
Remember Everything by Polish-Princess reviews
The mistake by gogirl369 reviews
They Aren't the Only Lovers in this Arena by e.rome reviews
One Chance by MtnDew26 reviews
Fish Tale by SmurfZXC714 reviews
Cross My Heart & Hope To Spy Zach's POV by c0ntr0versial reviews
A Cinderella Spy Story by neversaynevergirl reviews
Realizing Reality by 1heart1love1life reviews
Deep in the Meadow by LuvRuePrim reviews
Don't Blame Yourself by MtnDew26 reviews
Love and War by Stephaniesparkles reviews
The View of A Baker's Boy: Hunger Games by BRIGHTSIDEash reviews
A Cinderella Story: What If by Jade-Max reviews
The Coveted One by fanpire4000 reviews
Blue Eyes reviews
Peeta, The Boy in Love reviews
An Unexpected Ending reviews
Wings of Lost Hope reviews
Scarred Forever reviews
Don't Fade Away reviews
Songs of the Past