Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Caroline never would have thought that the condescending asshat would end up being a man she could never regret knowing.

in which Percy and Annabeth are detectives and reluctant partners on a case concerning the infamous Titan gang, and they may or may not make a stupid bet on who can have the most arrests in six months. percabeth brooklyn nine-nine AU. For Helena!

in which Annabeth is very oblivious, Into The Woods kind of sucks and there are lots of pancakes. Percabeth AU. One-shot. For Helena!

In which Annabeth Chase is everyone's favourite triple-threat, with her dream role in the school musical. The only problem is that her co-star and onstage lover happens to be her arch-rival – the notoriously obnoxious and attractive Percy Jackson. Percabeth AU. Oneshot. For Mia!

In which Annabeth has found a perfect match for everyone except Percy. One-shot

The first time Percy sees her, he feels like he's been shot... He feels like a creep just staring at her, but she's so beautiful she doesn't even seem real... She's acknowledging him and Percy has to remind himself to keep his mouth shut before he says something stupid like 'Marry me'. OR Annabeth is somewhat of a heartbreaker and Percy has a massive crush. AU. Oneshot. *Percabeth*

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!