Weird oneshot story about how young Illumi meets the strange exotic magician Hisoka for the first time, features some mature themes and a lemon/sex scene that I consider weird but could have been A LOT worse considering the pairing. Also, male x male so if you don't like IDGAF just don't read.

It's not every day you suddenly wake up in the Hunter X Hunter Universe. Now, you're probably thinking: "Yawn, this is gonna be another fic where the OC is ridiculously overpowered and everyone falls in love with them, isn't it?" Sadly for me, that assumption was completely and utterly wrong. (Eventual M/M - Expect lots of sass.)

this was for the prompt "If your house was on fire, what would you grab before escaping?" and it was gonna be real short & sweet but it. got away from me. anyway i love hisoillu so here we go yall

Smut, indeed. Rules aren't always permanent in the bedroom. Sister fic: Hard- Killugon

Illumi is carrying out his mission, about to kill an Heiress at her own ball until Hisoka stops him. Just one waltz with the magician and Illumi is never the same again. Uke/Sub Illumi, Seme/Dom Hisoka. OOC

Keeping his bloodlust at bay was a delightful challenge, and his targets were based on his instincts and selfish desires alone. Until the fateful day a man offered him a mutually beneficial target to direct his madness, Hisoka had never thought that he would ever agree to work as a team. Then again, neither did Illumi. Mafia/Assassin AU. Hisoka x Illumi.

Hisoka hires Illumi to be his date for the evening. Illumi's indifferent to the events that transpire. Smut/Lemon. HisoIllu

Hisoka finds out Illumi doesn't know how to swim and graciously offers to teach him. [Established Relationship]

Toys... who doesn't like getting new toys? It's a well-known fact that nearly everyone prefers GETTING toys to BECOMING one! Still, as Hisoka and Illumi work together to take on a risky mission, they begin to realize that just might be the situation they've gotten themselves into. CONTENT WARNING: Violence, course language, sexual suggestiveness (typical Hisoka debauchery)

After a long day at work Illumi decides to indulge a little...

Hisoka shares an erotic moment with the young assassin as he helps him get off.

Hisoillu alternate universe. Hisoka asks Illumi out on a date in a rather unconventional way. Will their relationship last?

Hisoka comes to visit Illumi, but he's not interested in what Hisoka wants to do.

Illumi just wants to live peacefully while carrying out his job, but a certain love-struck clown is always getting in the way. BoyXBoy Yaoi. Hope you enjoy!

Illumi wanted to stop Killua from taking Alluka and help Gon. Illumi wouldn't be able to do it on his own, not with the backing of Killua's friends. Illumi ask the only person closest to being his friend-Hisoka, a favor. But Hisoka wouldn't do it for free. What price will Hisoka demand from Illumi? (Yaoi, violence, you name it ) Hisoka x Illumi

Assassination is an art of refined and traceless killing. Beautiful and immaculate. Hisoka has always admire the way Illumi works, but he criticise it for being too clean for his liking. Blood is after all, what keeps his flame burning. One-Shot Hisoka x Illumi. Warning: Yaoi - rated M just to be safe, R&R please.

In a world where the Zoldycks are still as renowned as they've always been for their assassination skills, one of the family members decides to become renowned in a certain secondary profession, when he notices it is highly profitable as well. Especially among a certain clientele, Illumi rakes in the money. [Rated M for Adultrio doing very smutty things]

When looking for some rest in between work, Illumi decides to visit a hotspring. The kind of rest he's going to get changes when he gets a visit from Hisoka and his little friend... [Hisoka/Illumi oneshot request] [I need to stop cackling at three in the morning]

My first fic. Tensions have been rising between Hisoka and Illumi, something's got to give. IllumixHisoka warning rated M for yaoi!

Sequel to The Joker and The Queen - Hisoka takes it upon himself to sabotage Illumi's work. The only scenario more annoying would be Illumi actually requiring the help of his saboteur... Letting the poison just kill him would be significantly easier.

3 years ago, Hisoka and Illumi met at an underground party in York Shin. Hisoka x Illumi YAOI