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Hi my name is Brianna but you can call me Bri or anything else you can think of. I am fifteen and live in the lovely state of Alabama (please note sarcasm). I love riding horses and own three. I mainly compete in the jumpers. My horses are Penelope, Ruger, and Rocky. I am always happy to talk to you, please dont hesitate to PM me. I have ADHD so if I seem slightly flighty that is totally normal. I do know how to wield both a broadsword and fighting knives. I really want to learn how to use a bow. I love Doctor Who!

My top Five favorite books/book series

5) Canterwood Crest

4) Dune

3) The Inheritance Cycle

1)Harry Potter

1)Lord of the Rings(anything by J.R.R. Tolkien is great!)

Top five favorite t.v. shows

5) N.C.I.S LA

4) BONES

3)Castle

2) Sherlock

1)the old star trek

Top five favorite movies

5) Star Wars(the original three)

4) POTC

3) The Hobbit

2) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt.2

1) LOTR!

Lord of the Rings

The first character you fell in love with: Legolas, duh (If we are talking about the Hobbit, then Fili and Kili)

The character you never expected to love: Golumn/Smeagol

The character you don’t like that everyone else does: Boromir

The character you’re most like: (Eowyn - I love to ride horses whoop whoop)

The character you’d slap: Denethor (you almost killed Faramir you idiotic RETARD)

Three favourite characters: Eomer(Book version better than movie),Legolas,Aragorn

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber or One Direction are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

Quotes:

You know that you love animals more then people when you're watching a survival show and are rooting for the animal. "RUN TURTLE! RUUUUUUUUN!"

"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter."

"Those who think happiness is a ray of sunlight shining through the clouds have clearly never danced in the rain."

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."

"Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells."

"Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends."

"Never get in an argument with a schizophrenic and say, 'Who do you think you are?!'"

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the fools try and figure out how you did it."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett.

"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." -Bobby Knight

"I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean." -G. K. Chesterton

"From now on, ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -Winston Churchill

"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income taxes." -Herman Wouk

"Prose before hoes." -Jacob Hewell's motto for life

"Cheese: milk's leap towards immortality." -Anonymous

"Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'" -Demetri Martin

"I won't say I had the toughest school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like, 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.'" -(I forget who said it... Lenny Bruce, maybe?)

"I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Rodney Dangerfield

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”

Weird Crazy Copy and Paste Thingies!! The ones in bold or italics are my fav.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Lord of the Rings (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Eomer or Aragorn is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Lord of the Rings realted thing you can think of about LOTR or the LOTR characters. Crazy is when you can open up LOTR/Harry Potter and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the LOTR/Harry Potter series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the LOTR/Harry Potter series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when, you and your cousins see a guy of a Four-wheeler and chase him away form the yard your in/ Crazy is when you spend two hours looking for something when you realised it'd been in your hand the whole time/ Crazy is when someone makes fun of you, but at the end of it they get red in the face because your laughing at them.Crazy is calling your friend at 11:59pm just to tell her happy birthday first./If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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If you could read that then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile

If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Put this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think the coco puff bird should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell bananas copy this into your profile

If you believe that the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sugar high 24/7 copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Unfaithful444, AshleyMarieHalliwell, Jumpersrule

Pluto was declared not a Planet on August 27th of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off orbit' to some scientists likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO.

If you hate High School Musical, copy and paste this on to your profile

If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), roughdiamond5, lilypotter32269599, Unfaithful444, AshleyMarieHalliell, Jumpersrule

Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this, if you've ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everybody else.

Chocolate is good. It is yummy. It has sugar. Copy and paste this in your profile if you have chocolate in your veins instead of blood.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out here are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're a part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add you name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie, Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angleofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, They Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM-'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr, DU EBRITHIL, First Gurl Rider, Unfaithful444, AshleyMarieHalliwell, Jumpersrule

If you've ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOATHE Hannah Montana and whenever you hear her sing you are deaf for an hour, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love a band and all of their songs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Harry Potter, Eragon, Inkheart, or LotR, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal. (I'm writing a report about why smoking should be made illegal in my English class)

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile. (it feels so weird! :D)

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read each HP book in less than 14 hours)

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" or the "I know a song that never ends" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever HAVE slapped someone (or punched them, kicked them, ect), copy and paste this into your profile.

99.9 of all teenage girls would cry if one of the preps walked up to them and called them a loser. If your one of the .1 that would turn around and say "so are you BITCH" or "just what are you going to do about it" or someting similar copy and pasdt this into your profile.

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The Drabbles by black4minister reviews
A place for all the little Star Trek stories that pop into my head. They vary from humour to seriousness, and mostly feature Kirk, McCoy or Pike, with other crew making appearances. No Slash. First story - McCoy sleeps in the Clinic, Pike wonders why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/26/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike
An Unholy Alliance - Captain's Log, Year 2262 by Avirra reviews
Another year with Captain James T. Kirk of the ISS Enterprise and his crew. SPOILER ALERT : all of the new set of Star Trek movies to date have been merged into this storyline.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 270 - Words: 27,000 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 7/24/2016 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Free Radicals by beamirang reviews
James Kirk hates Starfleet. Leonard McCoy hates space. How they ended up sitting together on a shuttle bound for their worst nightmares is anyone's guess. Academy Era.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,860 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 2/6/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike
The Rules of a Good Man by Kanae Yuna reviews
Jim's crew has been threatened because of him and he will do anything to protect them. But this time, to save everyone that Jim has ever held dear, Jim will have to give up everything. And it may be more than he can give.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,813 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 1/29/2014 - J. Kirk - Complete
Realization by Evalea reviews
It'll take them three years to realize what they want...and another one for Bones to realize he doesn't think he can do it. Bones/OC from leaving for the academy to through STB. (Technically complete but I keep adding stuff haha) Mature for Adult reasons!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 142,905 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [L. McCoy/Bones, OC] J. Kirk - Complete
Bare These Bones by stAnd out - SHOUT OUT reviews
Vahl'Sai is the first and only Sahvarian at Starfleet; this provided plently of complications for her in day to day life. Throw in James T. Kirk and those complications take on a whole new level of confusing. After three years of being alone, the solitary Sahvarian is suddenly surrounded by new friends and new relationships that she's never had to deal with before. Spock/OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Here Among the Stars by VoiceOfTime reviews
A new officer joins the crew of the Enterprise. Post-2009, pre-Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,560 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 5/26/2013 - J. Kirk
Free To A Good Home:One Used Southern Doctor by JaneyKatherineHummingbird reviews
Jamie Kirk gets an unexpected present-a grumbly human man. What will she do with him and can she help him move past his miserable experiences in captivity? (McKirk)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 3/27/2017 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Odds Against by Dizzydodo reviews
Jim bets Uhura he can have anyone in the bar eating out of his hand by the end of the night, so of course she sics him on the hot doctor drinking himself into an early grave. Then things begin to get a little out of hand.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,951 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Trauma Room by Word of War reviews
Starfleet Academy, often viewed by cadets as the place where their lives changed for the better. For some, however, the change isn't always welcomed or as meaningful. Take Jim Kirk, who enlisted on a dare, or Leonard McCoy, who enlisted because of a divorce, as prime examples. But for Alice, Starfleet is the first step towards normalcy, something that has been absent all her life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,868 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, OC
Life Forged by smende1983 reviews
Sequel to Life Unknown. Ithilwen continues her journey to find out more about who she is while helping members of the fellowship save Middle Earth. She will learn more of her past, about her gifts, and the love she has for Legolas. (Please read Life Unknown before you read this) 10th Mem. Story Rated M for future events and relationship developments.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Legolas, OC
Blank Slate by slvrdelight reviews
Audrey Pike's origins are mysterious and even she herself doesn't know. To be precise, she doesn't want to know. She's happy where she is but when the past threatens to reveal itself and her abilities begin to scare her friends what will Audrey do? Will it push away her friend Spock who is falling in love with her? Bones/OC/Spock. Eventual appearance of Khan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,551 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Ingenious Idiot by Kanae Yuna reviews
"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions..." A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he's bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 237,442 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
And So It Began by Eliza Lighton reviews
When he sat down beside her, ignoring the bloody and fractured nose, civvies, hateful glares from most of the cadets on the shuttle, and offered her a drink of his flask, she realized something. He was just alone as she was, but maybe they didn't have to be alone anymore. always-a-girl!Kirk/McCoy. (was on hiatus, currently in-progress...hopefully finished soon)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 7/1/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Hidden Agenda by Tishbing reviews
With Kirk's second year at the academy comes new and unexpected challenges. Section 31 has begun to show an interest in her. Her shipboard training is set to begin sooner than she expected. The Axanar peace and relief mission has more to it than what meets the eye. And with McCoy pressuring her for more things are almost too much to handle. Femkirk/McCoy seq. to "Don't I Know You?"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,496 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Fire & Ice by Caladhiel999 reviews
My name is Zora, I am 19...or so you would think. My two friends and I thought nothing could surprise us anymore. We have never been so wrong in all our lives! A bit of Walking Dead in beginning, but no more after that. Rated M for language, violence, sexual scenes, drinking and highly emotional scenes! Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 44,736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Thorin, OC]
The Heart of a Heroine by TimelyRime reviews
Jevryn Haldaer (pronounced JAEV-wren Hal-DAYER) was cast out of her Elven home centuries ago. Her heart is bitter towards her people and she seeks revenge for herself. To the elves, she is a lost soul, well, to all but one. Their pasts are entertwined, but terribly so. Yet, together, could they save Middle Earth? Clean and productive reviews please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Legolas, Haldir, Thranduil, Uruk-hai
Shadows of the Past by Emperor Omega reviews
Set after book four (Inheritance). A shadow is growing in Alagaësia. Lead Rider Eragon must return to his homeland as new enemies rise and old ones return. Rating M for violence, gore and stuff. Rewrite in progress. Review to tell me of any changes that you think I should make. EDIT: INDEFINITE HIATUS. I'M PROBABLY NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS. THIS IS TERRIBLE. PLEASE DON'T READ IT.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Eragon S., Arya
The Final Hurdle by amylase126 reviews
Sequel to To Boldy Go & Learning Curve. Jim and Rosie have managed to figure out how to separate their work and relationship, but there's one last thing standing in their way. In between terrorist attacks and secret plots, a surprising visit from the past proves nothing is as it seems and will challenge everything the pair has ever known.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
The Lady Doth Protest Too Much by Wingtip reviews
Lírien did not wish to move to Rohan, and the Rohirrim certainly didn't wish to have her. But it seems now that the one man who embodies everything she hates may be the one to make her love it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Lothíriel, Eomer] Eothain
Injured by iamtheillusion reviews
Eden is terrified of every man who comes in contact with her on the Enterprise after she is rescued from the slave trade. Can she learn to trust? OCxBones, possibly OCxKirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,841 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, OC, J. Kirk - Complete
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
Tarsus IV Rescue and JT's Return to Earth by CharactersSecretsExposed reviews
Starfleet arrives on Tarsus IV to start the rescue and evacuation of it's inhabitants. Christopher Pike joins a search party to look for a group of children and is the only one who can inadvertently win over the trust of their teenage leader. Starfleet returns to earth where J.T meets the members of his future Starship crew. Christopher Pike succumbs to his parental side.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,291 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - J. Kirk, C. Pike, Carol Marcus, OC - Complete
The Savior by LiveLifeLove22 reviews
The Savior was lost 2000 years ago in the Great Battle fighting with Isildur and Elrond. Now a woman, used to fighting wars from the frontline, is chosen by the Valar and transported to ME. Will she be strong enough to save the Fellowship? Tenthwalker. Legomance. NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,896 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Legolas, OC]
Learning Curve by amylase126 reviews
Sequel to To Boldly Go. Following the events of the Narada incident, Jim and the crew are happy to be out in space on regular missions. However, even the most basic of missions are made tense as Rosie and Jim try to navigate how to balance out work and their newly evolved relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Friends with Benefits by whatshouldntbe reviews
Jim doesn't end up at Starfleet (until she does). girl!Kirk/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 167,453 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Rules and Chaos by Wolfgal63 reviews
Spock begins to write some rules to " ensure the safe and efficient operation of the Enterprise." All goes well until Jim Kirk and the rest of the Enterprise's command crew join in. Insanity and chaos ensue.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Chemistry Sucks by katie2132 reviews
Addison Black just wants to be a science officer on a starship. See new planets, discover cool things. That sort of stuff. Leonard McCoy was never supposed to be part of the equation. (I'm terrible at summaries, cut me a break.) BonesxOC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, OC - Complete
The Illogical, Alphabetical Adventures of the Starship Enterprise by NrdyGrlOfStarTrek reviews
Trouble can come in any shape, form, or size from A to Z, and for some reason, the Enterprise always seems to find it. Drabbles centered around life aboard the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Glad Tidings by beamirang reviews
Festive oneshots. And the obligatory hurt/comfort chapter, now with added Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Don't I know you? by Tishbing reviews
James Kirk has met Dr. McCoy before. She even has a permanent little reminder from their time together fifteen months ago in Seattle. She had just wanted to have a nice vacation and he was on a medical conference. They never expected to see each other again and never even exchanged names. Now Jim isn't sure what to do as her life in Starfleet is set to begin. AU FemKirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,510 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I Need You by Anamchara113 reviews
Anna gets a glance of Jim the night she is recruited by Pike at the bar, little does she know he is going to recruit Jim as well. Will Anna keep her heart safe and carry on with Pike, a purely physical relationship built to keep her in line, or will she cave and give Jim and herself a chance to actually feel what it's like to be loved?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - J. Kirk, C. Pike
Starfleet academy finds out Jim Kirk was on Tarsus IV by CharactersSecretsExposed reviews
Kirk and the other cadets go into the forest as an assignment to reproduce the events of Tarsus IV and test their survival ability. Afterwards, Kirk's class continue studying Tarsus IV and a survivor is invited to talk to the students. Kirk's past is revealed and he returns to the academy after a brief hiatus. New evidence arises that suggests Kodos is still alive and Earthside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,145 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, Cupcake - Complete
Andorian Shingles by gemstone1234 reviews
Based off what Bones said to Kirk the day they met. 'And wait 'til you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding' Kirk develops a case of Andorian Shingles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,675 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Letters From the Sky by Calla Mae reviews
What if Bones hadn't met only Jim at the Riverside Shipyard; what if he'd met Jim's cousin as well? Could she heal him? Could he heal her? How would his interest in her effect his friendship with Jim? Bones X OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,937 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
A problem from hell by beamirang reviews
Tarsus IV was a long time ago - a different life ago actually, if Jim's going to be a smartass about it. There are just some things you never forget, and some people you never forgive. Post STID.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,571 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Eternal by manyscarletskies reviews
What will happen if two girls, who know almost nothing about LOTR, end up in Middle Earth? What will happen if Elizabeth (aka. Lizzy) nearly dies (several times) because of her bluntness? What will happen if Catherine (aka. Cat) finds out Legolas' big secret? And what will happen to said elf? Find out all this right here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,266 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Down By The Bay by Sass Trek reviews
A small collection of short plot tribbles starring McCoy. What exactly does he do in med bay when Jim gets into his stupid messes? Rated T for our favourite colourful CMO, first ST fic, apologies for any mistakes!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Life Among The Distant Stars by ofalan96 reviews
"Since day one, I have been irrevocably attracted to you." SpockxOC Starts as a T rated story, but progresses into some very adult situations. Rated M later on for heavy language use, violence, attempted rape, and explicit sexual scenes. Reviews are extremely appreciated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,330 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Spock
Holding onto Sanity by nicksfriend reviews
Jim is not feeling well and what starts off as a really bad headache leads to another diagnosis, one that may not have a medicinal cure. Bones will have a difficult decision to make with a little assistance from Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,798 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Bathwater by Scars of Friendship reviews
[Sequel to Talks Like A Gentle Soul] A trashy gossip rag thinks it's got a scoop on Jim Kirk's love life that sends Jim and Bones' relationship spiralling out of control. But what starts with just a simple issue of lack of trust soon turns more sinister as the articles become more and more defamatory.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Starfleet: Academy Years by Starsinger reviews
This is a series of stories centered around our favorite group and their years at the Academy before Nero attacked Vulcan. M'Benga, again
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013
Baby, no by Ananiliax reviews
Bones has a bitter, heartfelt confrontation with a woman from his past. Could she forgive him? Could he forgive himself? How will they handle five years of deep space exploration together? McCoyxOC post Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones
Glimpses of the Stars by Cheerfully Blue reviews
Drabbles. Short little glimpses into the lives of our favorite crew as they travel among the stars. Expect mostly humor. Length may vary.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - J. Kirk
Loving Bones by bloominidiot reviews
The story of Jessica Kirk,Jim's twin, and our favorite doctor. Bones/o.c. Rated M for later chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Fire and Ice by RowanGreenwood reviews
The story of Elwyn, the headstrong, fiery-tempered daughter of Lord Elrond and her struggle to prove herself as she joins the Fellowship on their quest to Mount Doom. Elwyn expects nothing more than battles and bloodshed, but what will happen when she sparks the interest of a certain blond Elf? Eventual LegolasxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,878 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Legolas, Elf
Belonging by ms.reed92 reviews
Stella always knew that she didn't belong in this world. When she ends up in Middle-Earth she finds people that care about her and even a love interest. She finally finds where she belongs. 10th walker. Aragorn/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,602 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Aragorn
North Star Freedom by alterego ero-mandy reviews
The sequel to Under The North Star. Jim and Nyota aren't done yet when they go to Starfleet Academy. Their interaction back in Iowa has now changed the whole course of their lives...for the better! Write a review if you like it or even if you don't! It still helps. Rated M for heavy sexual content. Viewer descrection advised.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, C. Chapel
Two Hundred Six: The Trials & Tribulations of a CMO by Ellarose C reviews
This is the unofficial log of the terrible, awful, wonderful things that Dr. Leonard McCoy has had the ill luck to experience aboard the USS Enterprise. God help him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock, M. Scott/Scotty
The Official List of Unofficial Drabbles by IOUARussianEnsign reviews
I recommend reading The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura first but it is not necessary. However, that does explain what the Rules are. Saphura also has some explanations as to why the Rules were created in The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules. Now, let's dive right in and discover why some Rules were created.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013
The Dúnedan by modernranger reviews
Roper is a Dúnedan - a Ranger. As a child he was brought up in the Bree-Land, but after the kidnapping of his brother, Gandalf took him away to join his kin in the protection of West: a solemn calling laid upon the descendants of Isildur. He must learn what it means to be a Ranger - to face hardship and toil for the protection of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013
The Empire: Book IV by DeMoNzMaGiC reviews
My version of Inheritance; Oromis is gone and Glaedr morns inside his Eldunari. Battles are fought and won in the name of the Varden, but will it be enough? Eragon and Arya's relationship begins to deepen, but just how far will it go? Can Eragon find the strength to fight Galbatorix on his own, or will he find something to help him? Full summary inside.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,143 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Eragon S., Arya] - Complete
Life Unknown by smende1983 reviews
Ithilwen is lost, orphaned, and alone. After being chased by Orcs and found by a small group of elves, this woman of Gondor must learn her true identify and past to be able to figure out her future. Her journey will take her with the fellowship as they fight to destroy the One Ring and also into the arms of an elf. 10th Mem. Story. Rated M for future. (smende83 story...new account)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,177 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Legolas - Complete
The Long List of Dammit Jim by The Tempestuous Muse reviews
Life on the Enterprise as viewed by it's CMO. All the insanity, all the shenanigans, and everything that has ever, or will ever, make him break out in one of his trademark phrases.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Life Changed on a Shuttle by Danibat reviews
McCoy boards the shuttle with Joanna and they start a not so nuclear family when Jim talks to her while her dad freaks out. Life will never be the same. Will be lemony in the future. McCoy/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
One Step by black4minister reviews
One step and he wouldn't be a Captain anymore; it wouldn't be his ship, his crew, his anything. He'd just be Cadet Kirk again. It was a big step, but what he doesn't realise is that they will always be his crew... Enterprise family fluff!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Life at the Swoop by TeresaDelay reviews
Little scenes from Alanna and George's marriage because I love them. No particular order. Total and complete fluff. No Plot. Rated M for a reason.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,815 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Tortall
Haven by JadeMac2442 reviews
AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike
Office Hours by Christina TM reviews
Slices of Pike's life around Starfleet Academy before & after the movie. Chapter 9 - Form Fitting
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - C. Pike
A Wee Problem by Volitan reviews
In the aftermath of Nero's defeat, engineering finds itself bombarded with reports of malfunctions. A humorous collection of drabbles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty