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Shaky Ground by LatteLemon reviews
Rock 'n' roll is sexuality personified. It is attitude. It is all the things that your parents told you not to do. It's the freedom to express yourself. It's being alive. Only multi-platinum, award-winning rocker Edward Cullen is anything but until he meets Bella Swan. A collaboration fic from Lattecoug and Carson1 in celebration of MizzezPattinson's graduation. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
Play, Pause, Repeat by RRose reviews
Bella Swan knows that YouTube's most subscribed gamer Edward Cullen goes to the same university as she does. She knows collaborating with him in one video will boost her fledgling cooking channel's traffic as well. What she doesn't know is that views and subscribers aren't the only things Edward can give her. Looks like their shippers might actually be on to something.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,010 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Man Behind the Mask by drotuno reviews
What you see isn't always what you get. By all appearances, Masen lives the life of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. He's living the dream that has turned into a nightmare because his life - and his reputation - is not his own. There must be more to life than tour buses, groupies, paparazzi, and slimy record producers. AH/ExB/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,035 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Breaker Baby by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
Mama said she wanted someone noble, upright, and godly for me. I just wanted him. Somewhere along the way, I found out what I wanted wasn't always what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,124 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rockabella's by RosieRathbone reviews
On the outskirts of Scottsdale, AZ, best friends, Bella and Alice, own a 1950s, vintage diner - Rockabella's. What adventures lie behind the diner doors where there's '50s music, tattoos, and two foul-mouthed children who'll show you to your seat? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,496 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
King of Hearts by akirakurosawa reviews
"To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves." - Federico García Lorca. Bella knows this, and yet she lets Edward get away with stealing her heart. A story about poker, kind boys, all sorts of heartbreak and ferries. AH/AU. One-shot. Rated M for indecent wishes and language. WARNING - not a HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calendar Guys by popsicle99 reviews
VOTED TWICE AS THE LEMONADE STAND'S FAB FIVE FICS OF THE WEEK. Photographer Bella is heartbroken after her break up from Mike, but her best friend Rosalie has a plan to cheer her up - shooting a sexy calendar for Eclipse magazine. Lots of lemony fun! Featuring Bella, Edward and a whole feast of lovely Twi-guys! Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,503 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage and other Catastrophes by Angel-Miyu reviews
Bella Swan thought she'd escaped the life of the high society, but her family forced her to marry Edward Cullen, heir to the most prestigious family in North America. But Bella won't give up. She'll fight for her happiness and maybe she'll find love in the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,234 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Songs of Alpha to Omega by staceleo reviews
Promising beginnings in a small college town ended in a heartbreak ending. Five years later, will the outcome remain the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,320 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett - Complete
Wrong Number by bornonhalloween reviews
A wrong number dialed in a panicked moment might just lead to HEA. Edward/Bella, sweet and fluffy with a dash of humor. Rated M for naughty situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,785 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Song by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
Handpicked by popstar sensation Bella Swan to be the opening act on her upcoming world tour, Edward Masen appears to have it all. But behind the smooth voice is a not-so-smooth regular guy just trying to break his band into the music scene. TwiFic Wonkyward Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Setup by 2brown-eyes reviews
Edward is still madly in love with his high school sweetheart and is tired of his sister setting him up on dates, each one being worse than the one before. He decides to reverse the tables by being their worst date ever. What happens if the tables are reversed right back at him? Submission to the Wonkyward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Complete
The Waltz by maxigrumpling reviews
He's bored, lonely and longing. She's already made the decision to change her life. He sees her dancing alone, she's unaware. Their first introduction is a disaster. This is the story of how his public image might just lose him a chance to have it all and how he overcomes his personal demons to make her see the real Edward Cullen. Edw/Bella HEA. Jake lovers need not apply ;)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,077 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Complete
She by GemmaH reviews
She comes, she goes. She takes, she drains. Stealing a piece of me every time she leaves. Isabella Swan: beautiful, mysterious, intelligent. Total emotional car crash. And she just walked back into my life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 36,829 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Legacy by ahhleesaaa reviews
Bella Swan was uprooted from her comfortable life in New York City and forced to move to small town, Forks, Washington without explanation from her parents. What happens when she meets a stranger who she has been dreaming about, a person she thought was a figment of her imagination? What is this legacy her parents keep mentioning she'll learn about soon? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snapshots by Hoodfabulous reviews
When I stumbled and fell on the playground, he raced by, laughing at my embarrassment and kicking up dust with his Nikes. When I struggled with our high school curriculum, he breezed through each class without so much as cracking open a book. When I was down on my luck, he was always there to laugh at me. A birthday one-shot for Rumner Nikkiee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen House by esmegrace reviews
Edward and Bella meet in 1901 Newport, Rhode Island, but their relationship faces serious obstacles. Ness Cullen has landed her dream internship in Newport in 2013. The catch? She's working on the restoration of a mansion once owned by her ancestors, and there may be more to the history of the house than meets the eye.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,986 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ahoy, Love! by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. One big, white boat, one unfortunate tropical storm, a few too many bottles of booze, and two single thirty-somethings hanging out, maybe falling in love, and trying to not lose their minds amidst the endless rounds of shuffleboard and Bingo. Just a bit of fluffy summer fun to take the bite out of Old Man Winter. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friendzoned by MrzEdCullen reviews
Bella & Edward have been best friends for years. They are themselves when they are together, but in school they act differently to fit in with the popular kids. Bella is in love with Edward and gets sick of pretending, what happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,057 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding On and Letting Go by Jenny0719 reviews
Masen Valley, SC. Population: 10,789. It was a tiny dot on a map; an escape of sorts for Bella Swan. But when circumstances bring a certain member of Masen Valley's founding family back to town, she finds that the past isn't as easy to leave behind as she thought it would be... Or let go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arrogance & Animosity A Modern Twific by pattyrose reviews
He's a snobbish, rich med school grad down in Forks for the summer with his bud Jasper; She's the 'forbidden fruit': a lower middle-class girl who sets his heart racing. Sound familiar? If you've read Pride & Prejudice, it should! E&B J&A AH AU
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,117 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2575 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 377 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Yet They Shine by Chicklette reviews
Isabella Swan is an ordinary girl, caught up in an extraordinary world. What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The House of Glass by LuckyStar815 reviews
When you're seventeen, you believe in Prince Charming. When you're twenty-four, you're tired of waiting for him and try to settle for less. When you're thirty, you know for sure he doesn't exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,142 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stations by Savory reviews
The station in life that you were born into determines the way in which you live your life. This was the way Bella Swan was raised, but it never felt right to her. Follow Bella as she discovers her life through the various stations that she passes along the way and the people that she encounters on the ride to discovering her true station in life. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,742 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orange Kisses and Peppermint Hearts by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He is gone, leaving her with the bitter sense of absence and the sweet taste of his name on her tongue. Then, a mysterious letter arrives, bursting with the flavors of a love story. Will the words that grace the page change the course of her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 211 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curse of the Swan by kitkat681 reviews
Bella Swan lives her life completely unaware that her time on this Earth is slowly counting down. A chance discovery opens her eyes to a history she never knew about. Will she be able to break the spell that has cursed her family for centuries?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dress by BittenBee reviews
It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like A Dream by Holly1980 reviews
When you once had it all, would you go back and change anything? Bella Swan is given the chance to change her life when she returns back to high school twenty years after she graduated. But there's a catch. Canon couples, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,559 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,745 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Town Day reviews
It’s town day of the Gallagher girls, and all the Blackthorn boys have come back for a visit, all except for one. The one that has had Cammie’s mind spinning and thinking about non-stop. Or so she thinks. One-shot. Zammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete