Rose is thinking of 'doing it' with Scorpius Malfoy, Al is unsure whether Leanne is really 'the one', Lily's trying to get 'that guy' to notice her, and Hugo's still banned from even going near an internet search engine. And James is, well, being James!

For so long, Edward has maintained control of the monster within. When Bella finally entices Edward to bed, control is lost. Can Edward forgive himself for his weakness and mistake? Or, will Bella turn to Jacob who lurks in the shadows? *BD ALT*

After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.

Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!

When Percy is struck by a strange illness, Annabeth must travel across country, to try and repair their damaged relationship before it's too late. But Aphrodite's been waiting years for a good tragic romance...EPILOGUE JUST ADDED!

Previously: Sixteen Things Bella Will Not Miss About Being Human, with comentary. Now it's a full blown story! Well, parody.

OMG!5000 hitts! Things That Could've happened, that would Have been way cooler then the actual ending of Breaking Dawn,HUGEE SPOILERS!

My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.

Lyra and Will are 25 and whereas Will is having trouble forgetting, Lyra is having trouble remembering... as she travels back to Oxford to unravel her remarkable story, Will travels back to relive and remember the best time of his life.

Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia

Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM

God died the moment we began to live. [Poem]

COMPLETED! Nicholas and Emily are plauged with dreams from past lives, haunted by strange faces. But when they meet, they'll discover how far their past lives will go to keep a promise. WillXLyra, OCXOC

Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.