I'M CATHOLIC AND I REALLY LIKE GOD AND MARY AND ALL THE SAINTS AND ANGELS AND BLESSEDS AND VENERABLES AND THE DEARLY DEPARTED. SO IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT ME, THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO READ MY RELIGIOUS POSTS, TOO! :)

THE OUR FATHER:

OUR FATHER

WHO ART IN HEAVEN

HALLOWED BE THY NAME

THY KINGDOM COME

THY WILL BE DONE

ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN

GIVE US THIS DAY

OUR DAILY BREAD

AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESSPASSES

AS WE FORGIVE THOSE

WHO TRESSPASS AGAINST US

AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION

BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL

AMEN

THE HAIL MARY:

HAIL MARY

FULL OF GRACE

THE LORD IS WITH THEE

BLESSED ART THOU AMONGST WOMEN

AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF THY WOMB, JESUS

HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD

PRAY FOR US SINNERS

NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF OUR DEATH

AMEN

THE GLORY BE:

GLORY BE TO THE FATHER AND TO THE SON AND TO THE HOLY SPIRIT

AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING IS NOW AND EVER SHALL BE

WORLD WITHOUT END

AMEN

OH, MY JESUS

FORGIVE US OUR SINS

SAVE US FROM THE FIRES OF hell

LEAD ALL SOULS TO HEAVEN

ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE IN MOST NEED OF THY MERCY

AMEN

Even when you can't see HIM, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for GOD, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

JESUS had no servants, yet they called HIM MASTER...

HE had no degree, yet they called HIM TEACHER...

HE had no medicine, yet they called HIM HEALER...

HE had no army, yet kings feared HIM...

HE won no military battles, yet HE conquered the world...

HE committed no crime, yet they crucified HIM...

HE was buried in a tomb, yet HE lives today

If you believe in GOD and that JESUS CHRIST is HIS son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore HIM, in the Bible, JESUS says...

"If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven..."

Copy and paste if you love GOD and aren't afraid to say it!

Another thing people seems to forget was that JESUS was also 100% Man, too! Historians acknowledge that HE existed, and if you like peace, no matter which religion (or no religion) you are, there's no denying that HIS Words are beautiful.

Before You Read Any More: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FALSE GODS. I'M CATHOLIC AND A ONE-GOD TYPE OF GIRL. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN SOMEONE OTHER THAN GOD, THE ONE TRUE ONE, I WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS BECAUSE CHRISTIANS DON'T HATE OR REJECT PEOPLE. AND IF THAT BOTHERS YOU, THEN YOU'RE FREE TO LEAVE. AND IF NOT, THEN HI, I WON'T PUSH YOU AWAY. BUT DON'T THINK THAT MEANS THAT ANYTHING GOES AND THAT SOMEONE NOT OF THE SAME BELIEFS CAN JUST GO AROUND SAYING WHAT THEY WANT. I WON'T TOLERATE ANY SNIDE REMARKS, TEASINGS, ETC. OF MY GOD OR MY FAITH. Other than that, I have no qualms. And if anything offends me, I'll say what as a go along.

About Me:

First Things First: I'M A VERY PROUD CATHOLIC

Name: Zizi (okay, so really, that's my NICKNAME... but I like it just as much as my real name!)

Aliases: Chidsengan (my other fanfiction username for when I'm suspended from this account... which seems to happen often, for some reason)

Birthday: 6/16... and I LOVE birthday greetings (hint, hint, hint...)

Age: Not telling... besides, it differs every year that goes by, so what's the point? And, anyways, mentally, I'm still stuck at age seven...

About the Avatar: It's me and my bro... Nightcore version. It just represents our personalities! He's the best! He's so smart, sweet, and always defends me and keeps me on my P's and Q's... and me...? I'm the one who jumps in enthusiasm and cries when something sweet happens with my family...

Associates: I currently work with DragonSiren7 (AquaDragon78 on Wattpad). We're really good friends, and she's like a sister to me, really. I'd really appreciate if you check her writings out, too, please! :)

Fandoms: Um... a lot. Mostly Anime and Manga. I love Naruto, Beyblade Metal Fusion/Masters/Fury (I didn't used to like it, but watching it enough with my brother convinced me otherwise...eventually...), Fruits Basket, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh (original,GX,5D's,AND Zexal...), Teen Titans, Sailor Moon, some characters on Ouran High School Host Club, Maid Sama, Chibi Vampire/Karin, Bleach, Inuyasha, and Vampire Knight, and last, but certainly not least, anything to do with superheroes... ESPECIALLY The Avengers. Yes, I know, I have a lot of fandoms... but I like it that way... ;)

What I Like: GOD and everyone residing up there,too,my family, Writing, Reading, Listening to Good Music, Watching Courtroom Hearings (?), Good Anime and Manga and... Writing! :)

What I Dislike: Kabuto Yakushi, Doji from Beyblade, and Tuna Fish from a can. Oh, and I don't like Twilight. I mean, am I the only person who noticed in the trailers that when Edward married Bella it was sunny out? Isn't he a vampire? Enough said.

Biggest Joy In My Life: My Family... specifically my nine-year-younger little brother, whom I affectionately call 'Ace'! He's so adorable!

Hobbies: Spending time with my family, writing, reading, listening to good music, watching good animes, and reading good manga comics...

My Dreams for the Future: To be The Best of the Best (in everything I try...not competetive at all,huh ?), to win a Pulitzer Prize, to save the world.

My Favorite Colors: Red, Black, Aqua, Brown, etc...

My Favorite Food: Gummy Bears and Dots. Tomatos and Cherries. Also, my mommy makes the best mushroom soup and my daddy makes the most amazing spaghetti. And I love bean burritos :) Odd thing is I never get hungry, though... hmm...

My Least Favorite Food: Tuna fish from a can.

An Unknown (Until-Now) Fact About Me: I hide things that I see in stores that I like until I can pester my daddy to buy it for me. A manga comic behind a Dr. Suess book? A collection of Sharpie permanent markers behind liters of soda? A Beyblade toy behind a bunch of bananas? Yeah... they're probably mine...

Personality: When not sad/angry/frustrated/seeing Kabuto on t.v.? Fiesty, outgoing, over-confident, stubborn, sanguine, not boy-crazy. Basically, I'm a girl who acts more like a guy at times who still loves to wear dresses and skirts. For some reason, however, my writing self-esteem is extremely low. Oh,and I'm known for my completely insane 'fan-damonium' traits (Please. Don't. Ask. You'll see soon enough, anyway...).

Disclaimers: I don't own all the series that I love. Things would be beyond crazy if I did. How crazy,you may ask? Here's just a 'brief' example of how 'Naruto' would change if I DID...: Kakashi and Tsunade would be married by an 'unceasingly-sobbing Jiraiya', Minato and Kushina would SO be alive, Naruto would declare a national 'Ramen Day' once he became Hokage, we'd have a lot more episodes (and, in the manga,chappies) based on the characters as kids, Orochimaru would toss Kabuto off a cliff and get a new apprentice, Sasuke wouldn't be evil, Itachi would be a model, Deidara would do a documentary on the inner workings of the Akatsuki, and Gaara's teddy bear would make another appearance... (tee-hee-hee!) ;D . Oh,and what everyone's been saying about me stalking everyone who doesn't read what I write or review? Completely fake. I don't stalk people. I just quietly follow them from the shadows... watching their every move... waiting to see what was so important to them that they had to do that they didn't review what I wrote... (alright, so I'm joking. I love reviews, but it's alright. I don't even know why anyone would want to read my pathetic writing, anyway ): ..)

Biggest Secrets: I act out scenes from the books I write. By myself. Pretending to be all the different characters. Talking to myself. Looking insane... and I love it... :)

A Fair Warning: I may not be able to update the stories I write every single week because I'm busy a lot of the time... but I WILL try!

My One Rule: I don't do much romance... and no Yaoi or any foul language. I alter anything suggestive or foul in songs into something either different or just 'x' them out completely. Actually, I do that with ANYTHING suggestive. I'm not a hater, but I want to be a good example for my little brother... so if anyone doesn't like that, then, okay, you can fill in the blanks yourselves. 1:Morality never goes out of style... and 2: Peer pressure doesn't have any effect on me... so don't even think about it!

My One Request: That everyone at least give my little brother's stories that are under the name of 'Rasdori' a chance and to please review them (nicely,or face my sisterly wrath!)! He's younger than me, so be gentle, please! His profile will be up in a couple of months! ;D

Overall: If you have any suggestions, I'd be happy to take them and collaborate with you! Please no flames, I'm an oversensetive ninny (although I do, in reality, like actual fire!),and I look forward to hearing from you! Thank you, thank you, thank you to all who will read and review! It means the world to me! Though I'm going to be writing a lot of stories, what I'll mainly be focusing on is the Beyblade fanfic Adynama Tha Kerdisei:Weak Shall Win, and a series of oneshots about all of our favorite characters from Naruto (yes,even...Kabuto...) that'll be entitled: 'The Shinobi Memiors'. For more info on other fanfics and upcoming fanfics, please see below after fandoms. And I also finish every single fanfic that I start, too. :) Suggestions are greatly welcome within my one rule guidelines! Again, thank you all so very much! I love you all and all the writing you do!- Zizi

Fandoms:

My Favorite Characters on Naruto: Kakashi (since reading volume #27 of the manga,I've been hooked), Tsunade (can anyone say volume #19 was amazing?!), Minato (I don't need to give reasons for him, just 'duh'!), Kushina (just 'duh' again!)... after that, let's put it this way: I-like-anyone-who-had-some-sense-beaten-into-them-or-was-encouraged-by-Naruto-or-had-their-life-brightened-by-him-at-some-point-in-time... and Naruto himself. Come to think of it, I like most everyone in 'Naruto'... except Kabuto. He REALLY irks the heck out of me!

My Favorite Characters on Pokemon: Everyone! I can't just pick one! But I will admit that my favorite Pokemon is Vulpix.

My Favorite Characters on Yu-Gi-Oh (Original): Kaiba, Mokuba, Serenity, Mai... and everyone else kind of ties after that in terms of 'favorites'...

My Favorite Characters on Yu-Gi-Oh (GX): Chazz, Zane, Jaden, Atticus... and everyone else kind of ties after that in terms of 'favorites'...

My Favorite Characters on Yu-Gi-Oh (5D's): Yusei (my only anime crush), Leo, Luna, Akiza... and everyone else kind of ties after that in terms of 'favorites'...

My Favorite Characters on Yu-Gi-Oh (Zexal):Shark, Yuma... and... well, you know the drill (...and everyone else kind of ties after that in terms of 'favorites'...)

My Favorite Characters on Teen Titans: Raven, Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, Slade... ooh... Slaaaaaaaaaaaaadddeeee... I just love a gentleman bad guy...

My Favorite Characters on Sailor Moon: Sailor Pluto, Uranus, Neptune, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, Mercury, Moon... Mini Moon... Tuxedo Mask...

My Favorite Characters on Beyblade Metal Fusion/Masters/Fury: Kyoya, Nile, Ryuga, Tsubasa, Gingka, Zeo, Masumune (go ahead,laugh...but he reminds me of my younger brother.On second though...DON'T laugh...!), Dynamis, Dashan... and... gues what...?... everyone else kind of ties after that in terms of 'favorites'!

My Favorite Superheroes: Everyone...can't pick just one! They're all so cool!

My Favorite Characters on Bleach (even though I don't really watch it or read it): Toshiro, Rangiku, Byakuya, Renji, Yachiru... :)

My Favorite Characters on Shugo Chara!: Ikuto, Yoru, Amu... :)

My Favorite Characters on Fruits Basket: Kyo (I admittedly love cats), Yuki, Hatsuharu, Hatori... ummm... everyone, but I'm not crazy about Tohru, actually (sorry?)

My Favorite Characters on Ouran High School Host Club: It's a tie between Tamaki and Kyoya. Then I love Honey, Haruhi, the twins, and Mori.

My Favorite Characters on Chibi Vampire/Karin (even though I stopped watching and reading it after... Karin started driving me bonkers): Ummm... how do I put this simply? ... Usui, Usui, Usui, Usui, Usui. Seriously, the kid needs love and I really want to adopt him as my brother. And I love Anju. And Ren. And Elda. And Calera. And Henry. I think the only one I don't like is Karin... and Winner is... well... I think he should end up with Karin, actually XD Aside from that... can I please adopt the rest of the cast? :)

My Favorite Characters on Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles: Fai :) And Kurogane. They're both really cool :)

My Favorite Characters on Inuyasha (even though I don't really watch it or read it): Shessomaru, Inuyasha, Sango... oddly enough Miroku...

My Favorite Characters on Vampire Knight: Zero. I don't really know why, but I want to adopt him, too. And then I guess Ruka, Shiki, Aido, Akatsuki... oh, and I love Headmaster Cros! As for Kaname... he makes me laugh, for some odd reason. And Yuki... well... she's pretty cool, too, I guess. And she looks exactly like me, especially with long hair...

My Favorite Characters on Maid Sama: Takumi, Misaki, Suzuna... the poor 3 dunces who're always after Misaki...

Fanfic Statuses:

Adynama Tha Kerdisei:Weak Shall Win- Middle-ages Beyblade Metal Saga fanfic; a three-part, 300 chappie fanfic that finds the Beyblade Metal Fusion/Masters/Fury characters (and even some of the original Beyblade characters) locked in the midst of a seemingly unending war. There's lots of angst, mentions of bad guys, plenty of hurt... but yet the genre is somehow Family/Adventure. In any event, it's rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. It's also currently in-progress and is currently in the first of three arcs, 'The Journey Arc' (the arcs are divided by the different events in the fanfic; a journey, an army, and a climactic battle). It's usually updated each Saturday or Sunday with 1-2 chappies, and extra chappies in the event of birthdays. :)

Wildfire Chaos- A Beyblade fanfic co-written with DragonSiren7. What if, during the final battle of Metal Fight Beyblade, the legend bladers DIDN'T win? Doji, Pluto, and Rago have taken over the world and sent all the legend bladers (and their friends) all over the world. Ryuga finds himself in the ruins of Texas and meets a dying woman and her daughter, Kaida. Ryuga accepts the girl and raises her the best he can. When Kaida is 9, Gingka and Ryuga meet again. Can Gingka convince Ryuga and Kaida to join the resistance? The fanfic's currently on Wattpad under AquaDragon78, but it's a great fanfic. I give 100% credit to DragonSiren7 for writing it. :)

Nighty-Night, Ryuga- A Beyblade Metal Saga fanfic. Ryuga tries to get to sleep after a long night of training with his bey, but is constantly woken up by fifteen of his 'friends' (i.e. acquaintances who think they're his friends), one of his nemeses, and a certain ringing phone that's the only connection to him. But why is everyone calling him all of a sudden? What are their reasons? Is the world in trouble? Did some kind of explosion obliterate almost every bey on the planet? Is it something he should even care about? Well, sort of. It's actually his birthday. Or... is it? :) The genre is Humor/Friendship. For once, no angst... or violence... or anything sad (shock!)! A nine thousand-and-then-some worded fanfic that I wrote for my best friend/adopted sister, DragonSiren7's, birthday.

Everything But the Rest- Upcoming Vampire Knight fanfic. Sort of like The Shinobi Memoirs in terms of being a collection of short stories, poetry, and oneshots (twoshots, threeshots, fourshots, etc.). The genres'll proabably be Angst/Hurt/Comfort. Yes, I admit that there's just something so fun about torturing my favorite characters (all of them, pretty much). Well, not Kaname. I don't like a sad and broody Kaname. But Zero's fun to make all sad and broody. Anyway, it'll be rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. It should be posted by October 2013, and new updates should be posted every Friday.

The Shinobi Memoirs- Upcoming Naruto fanfic. A look at the past, present, and futures of our favorite shinobis through drabbles, oneshots, and short stories. No real set genre; it ranges from Angst to Humor to Hurt/Comfort to even Romance (occasionally. I don't really like romance all that much). Will be rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. Also, I'm pretty biased when it comes to Kakashi. Alright, I'm admittedly very, very, very biased when it comes to Kakashi. He's only my absolute favorite and I think there are so many aspects of him that have yet to be explained ;) Should be posted by Spring next year.

Seperate But Equals- Upcoming Fruits Basket fanfic. Revolves around my two favorite Fruits Basket characters (Kyo and Yuki) and the fact that they share much more in common than they care to know. Expressed through oneshots (and possibly twoshots, threeshots, etc.). The genre'll probably be Angst/Hurt/Comfort, but it'll have some humorous moments, too (mostly thanks to Shigure and Kagure). It'll also be rated 'T' for angst and violence (most of the angst at the hands of the members of the curse's parents and most of the violence at the hands of Akito), but nothing else. Should be posted either January or February next year.

In Pristine White Halls- Upcoming Ouran High School Host Club fanfic. Takes a look inside the secretly lonely lives of all our favorite rich boys (not Haruhi, because she's not rich or a boy, but she'll still be there) and what life is really like for them when school lets out (lonely, pressed for perfection, not knowing who's their real friends or not, basically not all that happy). The genre'll probably be Hurt/Comfort. Will be rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. Post date undecided, but probably by the middle of next year. Or possibly by the end of next year. I'm still trying to figure out how to make them all not seem like a bunch of whiny rich boys.

I Know That I Used to Cry- Upcoming Maid Sama fanfic. If you watch the show/read the manga, you know Misaki's secret; her family's poor and that she works as a maid at Maid Latte. You also know that Takumi keeps her secret. However, Takumi has his own share of secrets; secrets that would crush him if anyone ever knew them. So what happens when he walks into Seika High one morning to find out that his secrets... aren't secrets anymore? Now he's alone and on the brink of losing everything... including things he's never even had. Is there anyone who can help him? Will they even want to? And just who told everyone about his secrets, anyway? The genre will be Angst/Hurt/Comfort. Rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. No set post date yet.

Made In Suffering- Upcoming Bleach fanfic. A new shelter for homeless children is being built; standing in the way of it's completion is Sosuke Aizen. Now, everyone's favorite characters from the series have to fight a different type of war (though a war against Aizen nonetheless). But their endeavors and determinaton might just unintentionally unite the divided 80 districts. The genre is undecided, but maybe Family/Adventure, too, like Adynama Tha Kerdisei: Weak Shall Win. Rated 'T' for, well, would you look at that?... angst and violence, but nothing else. Should be posted when I put the finishing touches on the first chappie.

It's a Wonderful Bite- Upcoming Vampire Knight fanfic. A take on the classic story 'It's a Wonderful Life' with a Vampire Knight twist. When Zero's world starts to fall apart and it seems like he's of no use to anyone anymore, it's up to a [very reluctant] Kaname to try and make him see just how, umm, odd everyone's lives would be without Zero. It's also going to be somewhat merged with the aspect of 'A Christmas Carol' from the perspective that Zero gets haunted by three 'ghosts'. The genres will be Humor (gasp! again) and also Hurt/Comfort. Rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. I'll try to have it posted by Christmas 2014.

To Our World of Beauty- Upcoming Ouran Highschool Host Club fanfic. Simply put, Haruhi's the wealthiest girl in Ouran, but has an agreement with her dad not to tell anyone so she'll find friends who aren't just after her money. Also in Ouran are six boys there on loans and scolarships; all of them far from welathy, but each of them feigning they are to fit in. Haruhi and the boys never interact and barely know eachother's names. But that alters when they land in trouble and end up having to clean Music Room 3 for the upcoming Ouran Soiree. There, they come to realize how much they have in common, as well as how much they need one another. But with each of them hiding behind facades and harboring so many secrets, will the host club be over before it can even start? Yep, I know the idea's been done before; role reversal and such, but I just really wanted to write something like this :) The genre'll be Family/Hurt/Comfort ;) Rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. Should be posted by January, 2014.

Once Upon An Amu- Upcoming Shugo Chara! fanfic. Bedtime will never be the same with Shugo Chara! versions of the world's most famous fairy tales, such as Cinderella ('Amu-rella'), The Little Match Girl ('The Little Match Cat'), and The Prince and the Pauper ('The Prince and the Rocker). The genre will be Humor (gasp!)... and also, Hurt/Comfort (old habits die hard. Without some sadness, it's just not something I wrote, I guess you could say. Not that my writing is even worth reading. It's worthless :( . Rated 'T' for angst, maybe some violence, but nothing else. Should be posted maybe mid-Summer of next year.

Banquet of the Lonely- Upcoming Fruits Basket fanfic. Every Fruba fan knows how Tohru entered the Sohmas lives, broke the curse, and saved the day. But what if things had been a little different? What if Tohru left after the curse was broken and everyone's lives fell apart without her? And now, year later, Kyo's homeless, Yuki's in debt, Shigure's depressed, etc... Will a now-college student Tohru be needed to save the Sohmas from a different kind of curse? Or will the the Sohmas be forced to live their lives Tohru-less? The genre will be Family/Hurt/Comfort. Rated 'T' for angst and violence, but nothing else. Should be posted sometime next year.

Everything... Is Embarrassing- Although I'm almost completely sure that I'm the only person alive who still likes Chibi Vampire/Karin anymore... or reads the fandom's fanfics... or watches the show... or loves the characters to the point that I want to adopt them all... I'm still writing a fanfic about it! What? The characters are just too good! Speaking of characters, this fanfic centers Karin and her family and the mishaps they encounter now that they're more or less stuck with a well-meaning [too-nice-for-his-own-good] human who knows their secret (*cough*Usui*cough*). The question is, though, do they really mind as much as they say they do? Or have these bunch of vampires secretly come to see this impoverished little 'brat' as part of their family? The genre'll be Humor/Hurt/Comfort/, but, on the bright side, 'humor' is the first genre! It'll also be rated 'T' for angst, violence, and... lots of poverty? (joking), but nothing else. It should also be posted by November 2013 with new updates hopefully every other Friday.

More Updates to Come Soon! :)

Zero: So... it's fun to make me sad and broody, huh?

Me: You heard that?

Thank you all so much! :)

Additional Things:

These things are pretty much pointless, but they're interviews my little bro did with me to find out the inner workings of my sinister mind and how to approach it... So, since my bro interviewed me... that means it's NOT worthless... :) Enjoy, please!

The Naruto Interview:

[The 'A' stands for my bro...and the 'Z' for me...]

A:Thank you for sitting down with me today,sis,and taking time out of your busy schedule to answer some of my questions...

Z:I like money!

A:Yes,I'm sure you do...but I didn't ask you if you did or not.Now,let's get started with the REAL questions...First Question,if you could marry any 'Naruto' guy,who would it be ?

Z:Pikachu!

A:Pikachu's not a Naruto character...he's not even human...

Z:Oh,right,I got distracted.

A:And now time for the REAL answer...

Z:If I could marry any guy from Naruto,huh ? Hmm...kid Orochimaru,hands down...

A:I thought Kakashi was your favorite...

Z:He is.But I don't have a CRUSH on him...I just like him as a sort of an 'older brother' figure...

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:An older brother that could kill you if you snuck into his room...

Z:Oh,no way! I'd chain him to a wall before he could!

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:Again,I thought you said he was your FAVORITE...

Z:So ?

A:You don't chain your favorites to walls...

Z:You're right! Sorry,Uncle Kakashi!

A:Now he's like an UNCLE to you,too ?!?!?!

Z:Yep!

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:Back to the questions...question #2...who is one 'Pokemon' guy you'd marry ?

Z:Pikachu!

A:HE'S NOT A HUMAN!

Z:I'll make him human!

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:You may make him a human...but you'll also make me quit being your brother in the process...

Z:Huh ?

A:Next.Question #3...it's said that you can't stand Kabuto--

Z:KABUTO ?!?!?! MUST KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

A:Ah-ha-ha-ha...riiiiiiiiiiiight...but who's someone else,another character from 'Naruto',that you don't really care for that much ?

Z:Danzo.Old,wrinkly,plotted against Konoha,had eyes on his arm...enough said.Kudos,Sasuke,for getting rid of him for me!

A:Well,it appears that you actually CAN answer a question without sounding totally insane,sis!

Z:MWAHAHAHA!

A:Okay,not TOTALLY insane...but insane nonetheless.Okay,question #4...we all know Tsunade is your favorite female character on 'Naruto',but who's your second ?

Z:Hinata,Sakura,and Konan.They all tie for second in my mind.

A:Good picks.Next question...#5...who do you think was the cutest kid in 'Naruto' ?

Z:Kakashi.

A:I thought you liked kid OROCHIMARU...

Z:To MARRY,maybe.But I think kid Kakashi's adorable.He was the most adorable little jerk when he was a kid,was he not ?

A:Are you SURE you're not a crazed fan-girl,sis ?

Z:Nope! But when you bring the discussion to me,I hold NOTHING back!

A:Okaaay...question #6...who do you want to be the next Hokage ?

Z:Naruto,definitely.I mean,BELIEVE IT!

A:Which girl do you think is better for Naruto...Sakura,or Hinata ?

Z:Sakura's always whacking Naruto around,but he loves her like crazy.Hinata loves Naruto like crazy,but he's just totally clueless when it comes to her.I'm not real sure.As long as he's happy,I'm happy...that's my final answer.

A:It's been rumored that you have a crush on Itachi...true,or not true ?

Z:Not! I would love to have him as a friend,but I don't have a crush on him.

A:Which guy would you like to see as a girl ?

Z:Rock Lee!

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:Never mind.Do you have any special nicknames,aside from 'Uncle Kakashi',for any of the characters ?

Z:Sure! 'Auntie Tsunade','Uncle Minato','Auntie Kushina'...

A:Forget I even asked.What's a fic that you hope to write in the future ?

Z:I really hope to write a 'Naruto Idol' one.I know,the idea's been done before,but I have quite a few songs and ideas that I hope people would like!

A:You sound like one of the contestants...

Z:Close enough!

A: ...

Z:What is it,bro ?

A:Nothing,nothing at all.Anyway,which regular Naruto episodes and Shippuden episodes have you watched the most ?

Z:For Shippuden,The Kakashi Chronicles and the one's from Jiraiya's youth...episodes 126 and 127...and for regular Naruto episodes...the one where Tsunade protects Naruto and the Sannin face off...oh,and for Shippuden,also any one with Minato or Kushina in them!

A:Okay.Now,which Naruto character do you want to give a big hug and a kiss to ?

Z:Hug ? Probably Kakashi,Minato,Kushina,Sasuke and Tsunade.Kiss ? Kid Orochimaru,like a boyfriend,and these guys like friends...Obito,Naruto,Neji,and Lee... And who would I like to punch,you asked ?

A:I never asked you who you wanted to--

Z:KABUTO!

A:Oi,vey.You really need to get over that.

Z:I'm an avenger!

A:Ugh,Sasuke,I blame YOU for this.Speaking of which...we all know you want Sasuke to go good,but,who would you like to see him fight when he's evil...

Z:Ka--

A:Aside from Kakashi! Sheesh! Kakashi this and Kakashi that with you,sometimes!

Z:But I was going to say Kabuto!

A: ...

Z:I know,Sasuke already fought him in the manga,but I want to see Kabuto get tortured AGAIN!

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:Umm...you said you wanted to do a fic that was on the basis of a 'Naruto Idol' kind of thing.Tell me,who would be the judges ? The Sannin ?

Z:Actually,no,I want them to get a chance to sing...I was actually going to make Naruto,Sasuke,and Sakura the judges and Kakashi the host...

A:Hmm...interesting...

Z:Of course,they'd perform,too...but...well,you'll see...

A:Splendid.Anyway,political affiliations are a subject that many are asking about...

Z:I'm an Independent!

A:Yeah,somehow,I guessed that.Anyway,who would you like to see run for president from the Naruto universe ?

Z:Naruto! And I'd want Sasuke to be his VP!

A:And here I was so sure you'd say you'd want Kakashi to be president...

Z:Nope.We can't have someone who's constantly late in charge of our tax returns,can we ?!

A:Good point.But why NARUTO ? And SASUKE as his vice president ?

Z:Naruto's got all the enthusiasm.Sasuke's got the brains.Plus,they work really well together.

A:Sort of like us.

Z:You really think I'm the smart one ?!

A: ...

Z:What ?

A:Alright,next question.How did you come to detest Kabuto ?

Z:KABUTO ?! WHERE ?! MUST KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!

A:Let me rephrase that question.What happened with Kabuto to make you like THIS over him ?

Z:Simple.He fought Kakashi and Tsunade...and betrayed Konoha.

A:So you LIKE Orochimaru but you can't stand Kabuto ? But they're practically one in the same!

Z:I like Orochimaru because he looks like Michael Jackson...

A:YOU AREN'T EVEN A BIG MICHAEL JACKSON FAN!

Z:Okay,then because he's one of the Sannin! And I DO like Michael Jackson's SONGS...

A:My point is Kabuto seems like the lesser of two evils,is all...

Z:Traitors are NEVER the lesser of two evils...

A:Orchimaru betrayed Konoha,too,you know...

Z:Alright,fine,how's this ?...I just don't like him!

A:Orochimaru ?

Z:No! KABUTO!

A: ...

Z:What ?!

A:Last question.Is it true that in personality quizes about the Naruto girls you always get either Temari or Sakura ?

E:Yep,the scary ones.

A:Wow,how fitting.

The Pokemon Interview:

A:Here we are again...this time interviewing my sister about her obsession with Pokemon...

Z:Pikachu!

A:I can't believe I'm doing this again...

Z:And you're going to KEEP doing it until you find out all you need to know about my love of fandoms!

A:You mean until we figure out why you're so weird...

Z:Aw,thank you!

A:Like I said...weird...

Z:Like I said...thank you!

A:Okay,first question...is Pikachu your favorite Pokemon ?

Z:No,Vulpix is.But I love Pikachu,too!

A:Okay,secondly,you haven't been watching Pokemon 'Black and White'.Why not ?

Z:I miss Brock.What were they thinking...getting rid of him like that ?!

A:Not real sure.

Z:I'll sue them all!

A:Who's your favorite guy on Pokemon ?

Z:I like Ash...Gary...Paul...Brock...

A:But Paul's mean.

Z:Hey,he's consistent.And besides,you like him,too,you know...

A:Right,right...whatever.Your favorite girl ?

Z:I like them all...except for Cassidy...

A:Even Jessie from Team Rocket ?

Z:I love ALL of Team Rocket!

A:Um...

Z:What ?!

A:I don't get you...

Z:You don't have to...just hug me!

A:NEXT INTERVIEW!!!!!!!

The Yu-Gi-Oh Interview:

A:Now that you're more mellow,let's begin...

Z:Right.I'm calm...I'm calm...I'm...hey! Do you smell gummi bears ?

A:No.

Z:Dots ?

A:No.

Z:Gummi soda pops ?

A:Where ?!

Z:Got you!

A:Why you--ugh...never mind.Big sisters.Anyway,it's been said that you like the rival characters on the YGO series more than anyone else.Is that so ?

Z:Um...out of my favorite characters from all four of the different series [original,GX,5D's,Zexal,three out of four of them are the rivals of the main character.

A:So...you're not a main character type of person ?

Z:Not really.Rivals just tend to have more depth to their character...more driving them...more struggle...more angst...ooh...struggle...angst...I like struggle and angst with my favorite characters...

A:...okay,weird.So,then,why do you like Yusei ? He's a main character,you know...

Z:I know,but he's...different from the rest of the other main characters.Yugi,Jaden,and Yuma all have that happy-dappy streak.He does...on occassion...but he's normally pretty serious.I like that.

A:And by 'serious' you mean 'prone to angst'...am I right ?

Z:You forgot struggle...

A:Never mind.My next question...why the heck do you like Chazz ? And don't say 'angst and struggle'.He's a meanie!

Z:But he stands by Jaden in his own,Chazz-y way...I think it's cute.Same with Kaiba and Yugi.Same with Shark and Yuma.

A:But yo don't like Jack ?

Z:I like him.I just like Yusei more.

A:You mean you have a crush on him.

Z:...

A:Got you!

Z:Yep! I DO have a crush on him! He's so cute!

A:...

Z:What ?

A:Maybe I'M the one who the joke's on...

Ten Things:

Just a list of ten things that might mean you're a fan of your favorite animes :)

You Know You're a Naruto Fan If...:

Your favorite food's suddenly become ramen

You start to think everyone older than forty should look as good as Tsunade does

Scarecrows don't look right to you unless they're wearing masks and have silver-white hair

Your dream of becoming [insert goal for the future here] has switched to becoming Hokage

You wonder why the toads you see aren't larger than buildings

Every guy with black hair reminds you of an Uchiha

You accidentally call people shyer than you 'Hinata'

Every time you see a tree you expect Yamato/Tenzo or the First Hokage to pop out of nowhere

Anything pink = scary strength characteristic to Sakura

You wonder why leaves are harder to draw than a swirly shape with a nib at the end and a triangle on the front

You Know You're a Beyblade Metal Saga Fan If...:

The Nile river is now the coolest river in the world to you

You tie your jacket around your shoulders like Ryuga does, because if Ryuga does it then that's a good enough reason for you to do it

You don't mind if you scar easily because Kyoya has scars, therefore scars are suddenly amazing

Your new favorite excercise is kicking in the air like Dashan

Computers are now more helpful in deconstructing beys than e-mailing your friends

You can't pass an ice cream place without saying "oh, goody, goody, goody"

Brazil now seems like a place where you'd most likely be attacked in an alley than an ideal vacation getaway

You spend hours searching the web for people named 'Julian Konzern'

You wear headbands just to look like Gingka

Every time someone says something's dynamic you say it's 'Dynamis'

You Know You're a Pokemon Fan If...:

Cats seem like they're supposed to talk and belong to a trio of theives

You go to the gym and you think 'battle'

Ash is no longer something that happens after a fire

Misty is no longer just a weather condition

May is no longer just a month

Dawn is no longer just a time of day

Iris is no longer just a name of a flower

Brock is no longer just a part of the word 'broccoli' X)

Every animal has to have some sort of ability

You tell your pets 'I choose you' when no one's looking

You Know You're a Fruits Basket Fan If...:

You expect a person of the opposite gender to turn into an animal if you hug them

Rats suddenly seem cuddly

You think cats might have a different form that's not as cuddly

You're afraid of dogs because they seem idiotic and goofy

You think snakes love rats outside of the food chain

Every person you see with black hair wearing a kimono makes you scream and want to run away

Pigs suddenly seem very psychotic

You think cows have split personalities

Waves aren't just for fun at the beach but electrical signals you can use to read people's minds

You start hugging every fruit in a basket that you see

You Know You're a Vampire Knight Fan If...:

The number 'zero' has gained popularity on your 'favorite number list'

The word 'Idaho' sounds like 'Aido' to you

'Yuki' isn't just the Japanese word for snow anymore

You expect your school's headmaster to invite you over for lunch almost every day

You question why 'snow is white' and 'what white is'

You think brunettes with drooping eyes have been arranged to be your husband or wife one day. The question is which brunette with drooping eyes?

You suddenly like turtlenecks because that material might be the only thing standing between you and fangs one day

You've been thinking of switching your classes to nighttime

People walk away from you and you hug them to keep them from leaving, because if it was good enough for Yuki to do to Zero than it's good enough for you

You rip every Twilight book you see to shreds. Because we all know that the VK characters have Edward and his sparkly cronies easily beat

The Top Forty Character Quiz:

Step One: List Your Top Forty Favorite Anime Characters (in order or not; doesn't matter)

My all-time favorites:

1. Kakashi Hatake, Naruto

2. Yusei Fudo, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

3. Kenta Usui (Usui), Chibi Vampire/Karin

4. Toshiro Hitsugaya, Bleach

5. Kyoya Tategami (Kyoya 1), Beybalde Metal Saga

6. Tsunade Senju, Naruto

7. Zero Kiryu, Vampire Knight

8. Kai Hiwatari, Beyblade

9. Ryuga, Beyblade Metal Saga

10. Nile, Beyblade Metal Saga

11. Takumi Usui (Takumi), Maid Sama

12. Ikuto Tsukyomi, Shugo Chara!

13. Chazz Princeton, Yu-Gi-Oh GX

14. Fai D. Flourite, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

15. Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh

16. Raven, Teen Titans

17. Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

18. Misaki Ayuzawa, Maid Sama

19. Anju Maaka, Chibi Vampire/Karin

20. Kyo Sohma, Fruits Basket

21. Kyoya Ootori (Kyoya 2), Ouran High School Host Club

22. Tsubasa, Beyblade Metal Saga

23. Kurogane, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

24. Tamaki Suoh, Ouran High School Host club

25. Yuki Sohma, Fruits Basket

26. Reginald 'Shark' Castle, Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

27. Ren Maaka, Chibi Vampire/Karin

28. Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto

29. Tadase Hotori, Shugo Chara!

30. Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh

31. Amu Hinamori, Shugo Chara!

32. Mitskuni 'Honey' Haninozuka, Ouran High School Host Club

33. Deidara, Naruto

34. Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

35. Minato Namikaze, Naruto

36. Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze, Naruto

37. Hinata Hyuga, Naruto

38. Neji Hyuga, Naruto

39. Rukia Kuchiki, Bleach

40. Byakuya Kuchiki, Bleach

Step Two: Answer these Questions:

What would you do if 2 asked you to marry him?

Me: Wow... if Yusei asked me to marry him? *shrugs* I'd have to say no. I'm still stuck at the part where I'm staring at his eyes. Try again in a couple years.

How about if 14 asked you to marry him?

Me: I would, but you're already taken by my best friend. Besides, Fai, you and I are too alike to be compatible when it comes marrying. So basically no.

29 asks you for money. How much do you give him?

Me: So that would be Tadase asking me for money, right? Hmm... I guess I'd give him as much as he wanted. World domination's his goal, right? He can pay me back when his dreams come true.

What about if 24 asked you for money?

Me: Tamaki, you're rich. there's no reason to be asking me for twenty bucks.

What would happen if 17 said they were related to 18?

Me: If Ichigo said he was related to Misaki? Actually, that sounds pretty plausible. I mean, his mom's name was Masaki... spelled differently, but still Misaki. I'd buy it.

1 is starting a band and recruited 3, 5, 7, 9, and 11. Who would you put on what instruments and such?

Me: Alright, so Kakashi starting a band with Usui, Kyoya, Zero, Ryuga, and Takumi? Impressive. Anyway, Ryuga should be vocals. Zero and Kyoya should be on the guitar and the bass. Takumi probably the keyboard. Kakashi probably the drums. Usui? Hmmm... not sure. He's kind of shy in his own way. Maybe something like the tambourine... he can occasionally play, but not so much that he'll faint from stage fright or something like that. Either way, I'll be in the front row of their first concert!

28 just proposed to 16. Are you happy about it?

Me: Sasuke and Raven are marrying? Yay! They'll make a cute couple! *leaps around the room happily with lots of confetti*

21 hugged you out of the blue. What do you do?

Me: WHAT?! That's completely OOC for Kyoya 2! That would never happen. But if it did, I guess I'd freak out... then hug him back...

15 said that you have pretty eyes. What do you say back?

Me: Again, OOC. Seto Kaiba doesn't say things like that!

32 asked you to accompany them on a gondola ride. Do you accept?

Me: Knowing Honey, he probably brought cake. And I like cake... and him... so sure!

37 accidentally burnt down your kitchen while cooking. What do you tell them?

Me: Aww... it's alright, Hinata. I know you didn't mean to! Come on! Let's go out to eat, instead!

9 slipped on their way to school and you help them out. How?

Me: Ryuga... you're not usually careless. And-- wait... you go to school?! That's new! And how am I supposed to help him?! If I try to help him, he'll obliterate me!

More to come :)

Please stop bullying today!:

The boy you punched in the hall today. Is thinking of suicide.

The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.

The girl you called ugly now spends hours every day putting on makeup

Anyone with the gall to stand up, please do! Be a real hero and save someone's life! Through GOD and Mary, let's help, please! Copy and paste, please!

"Love is never wasted. Even a smile, if it reaches the right person, can help nurse a broken heart,"- Anonymous

More to come... check updates regularly,please! :)