Haaaii! My name is Dani, and I loveeee RENTT. As my only fan fic states, hehe. And if you're wondering why I haven't given props to Jonathan Larson yet, wait 'til the end of the story. Wink wink nudge nudge. ;)

Am I the only one who will watch RENT10 videos on YouTube a billion times, and then hit all the notes they do on stage instead of in the movie? And what about Daphne Rubin-Vega and Fredi Walker? Anyone love them as much as I do? AND I WILL INDEED TANGO TO HELL WITH ANTHONY RAPP.

I WROTE A SONG ABOUT ROGERRR. :DDD

"Hey everybody. My name is Roger.

I just sit around like a lump all day; I used to be in a band but I quit.

My girlfriend slit her wrists in the bathtub after we got AIDS from sharing the needle.

So now, because of that, Mimi, I will not light your damn candle.

I will not take you out tonight.

I'm a depressed little shit who loves my Fender more than a hot stripper who asks ME out."

I love Roger, don't get me wrong, but I thought this would be a cute little song to write..'Cause I could see Anthony Rapp playing Roger's Fender while dancing on the metal table and singing this. x

My favorite RENT characters, in order, are...
1. Mark.
2. Collins.
3. Angel.
4. Roger.
5. Maureen.
6. Benny.
7. Joanne.
8. Mimi.

Sorry, I don't like Mimi all that much.

You know what I HATE? People who stereotype the RENT characters.
"Mark HAS to be gay, because Anthony Rapp is and he's the only one without a love interest." Well, sorry if Mark is supposed to be the detached little nerd and the most amazing man on Earth who played him just so happens to be gay.
"Collins and Angel are really stupid people, huh? They're gay AND they have AIDS. What's up with that? And I bet they're dating in real life." CANGEL is the BEST COUPLE in RENT, OKAY?? And who CARES if they're dating in real life? THEY'RE AN ADORABLE COUPLE!! :DDDDDDD
"Roger is emo. And he's probably secretly having nights of mad sex with Mark." 1. Emo doesn't exist. It's music, people. He's just angsty. And 2. SO WHAT?! I think they're an adorable couple. But he's in love with Mimi.
"Maureen's a bitch because she cheats on everyone AND she's bi. And she's a sucky performer." Maureen is NOT a bitch. You are. And who cares if she's bi? And besides, the point of RENT was to show bohemians struggling with their passions; Roger was having trouble with his music, Mark isn't the best with a camera, Angel's taken to performing on the streets, and Maureen isn't supposed to be good.
"Benny's a jerk; who knows why Allison is still with him?" Benny is NOT a jerk..He's just misled. And I dunno why Allison's still with him..For the sake of the company?
"Joanne's a paranoid freak. Why doesn't she just let Maureen be? I would." She's probably been through a lot, my friend.
"Mimi's a slut." Uh, no. No she's not. She's trying to earn money, you freak.

I CAN HIT THE HIGH NOTE IN ONE SONG GLORY! Just felt like sharing.

GLORRRRR-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Ahahahahahahahah! I'm cool. :

If you really, really just want to give Roger a hug so he'll stop angsting so much, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you approve of gay, lesbian, what have you, marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregSanders, Sandlesloveblooms, Kaytlynn888 Broadway Bohemian RAPPxheadx26435

If every time One Song Glory comes on, you cry, "One Song Glory time!!" and turn it way up, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever told you that RENT is just a movie about "Gay people with AIDS who sing", kick them then copy&paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m INTO COUNTRY so I MUST be gay.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a TOMBOY so I MUST be a lesbian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST be ugly and manly
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & italicize the ones that aply to you

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of America's teen girls would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers on top of a building about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who would yell "Then jump already!!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel conflicted inside because you love Taye Diggs but Benny really pisses you off, copy this into your profile.

If you have met your non-blood related twin in personality or resemblance, copy this into your profile.

If you think RENT is without a doubt, the BEST musical ever, copy this into your profile!

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered where Maureen got a cell phone in "Happy New Year", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the table durring La Vie Boheme, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you quite agree that Mark Cohen does indeed have "the best ass below fourteenth street" copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
I'm Not That Girl (Reprise)... Huhhh.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Totally Fucked, Spring Awakening. Maybeee... Waggles eyebrows

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Whipped Into Shape, Legally Blonde. AHAHAHA

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Thank Goodness, Wicked. BAHAHAHA

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
What You Own, RENT. I like this oneee.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Dancing through Life, Wicked. Duuhh.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Greased Lightning, Grease. Uhhh.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Take Me or Leave Me, RENT. Ahahahahahahaha!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Epiphany, Sweeney Todd. ...Who wants to know. xD

WHAT IS 2+2?
Jack's Obsession, The Nightmare Before Christmas. Huhh.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Something Bad, Wicked. Wooooow.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Will I, RENT. Maybe.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Halloween, RENT. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!! I like it.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Santa Fe, RENT. Hmm.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I'll Cover You, RENT. YAAAY!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I'll Cover You (Reprise,) RENT. Too ironic? -Sniffle-

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Another Day, RENT. So I enjoy yelling at people to get the hell out of my house. :)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
One Song Glory, RENT. Tooooo trueee..I think.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Today 4 U, RENT. That's right, I killed your Akita, Evita.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
City On Fire, Sweeney Todd. LUNATICS YELLING AT THE MOON! Yeeeahhhh sonnn.

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
Seasons of Love, RENT. AWWWWWH!

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
What's This?, The Nightmare Before Christmas. Huhh.

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
La Vie Boheme, RENT. BAHAHA. I love it.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
March of the Witchhunters, Wicked. OMIGOSHH.

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Remains of the Day, Corpse Bride. Yaay! I'mma be a singing skeleton!

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Without You, RENT. Maybe.

Disclaimer: I own nothing in my stories! The Almighty Larson owns all!

List twelve characters from your fav fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them. feel free to use people you hate, too!

1. Mark

2. Roger

3. Joanne

4. Maureen

5. April

6. Collins

7. Benny

8. Angel

9. Mimi

10. Squeegee Man

11. Allison Grey

12. Alexi Darling

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Collins/Allison Grey..Nopee..But now I'mma look for one... -evil grin-

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Maureen?! NOOO!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Alexi Darling gets Angel pregnant..? ...BAHAHAHAHAH!!

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Mimi? Someee...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Collins and Roger? Maybee. Awwwhh. They would make a good fluff, thoughh.

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

April/Mimi? April/Squeegee Man? I like the second one. :)

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Benny walks in on Roger and Alexi Darling... hmmm...

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic?

Joanne/Squeegee Man... Joanne needs to walk around to clear her head. But what will happen when she meets up with Squeegee Man on her way to the bar?

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Mark/Angel? I SURE HOPE SOOO.

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Benny/Alexi Darling... hmm... 'Cyberhell, Top Story on Buzzline.' When someone dies on the site of CyberArts, Alexi has to go interview Benny and learns a lot more than she wants to.

11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?

Joanne/Mark? Maybe.

12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Allison Grey... I dunno.

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Roger/Maureen or Roger/April... for the first one, it'll prob'ly be, 'One Song About the Moon,' and the second? 'Beyond the Cheap Colored Lights.'

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Angel, it would be something like Let it Be by the Beatles. :)

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Mark/Collins/Alexi Darling... When Collins goes to visit Mark at work, he walks in and decides to join what's going on. xD Warnings? Marky = Smexy. :DDD

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

April... it was today. :D

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Mark and Benny are in a happy relationship until Mimi runs off with Benny. Mark, heartbroken, has a hot one-night-stand with Allison Grey and a brief unhappy affair with Alexi Darling, then follow the wise advice of April and finds true love with Joanne. So... I believe everything until the wise advice from April and falls in love with Joanne. Huh. :)

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

Title: Once Upon a Time, Warning: Slash, Revival of April, and Joanne reverses roles. :)

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

April, Maureen, Benny, Mark, and Joanne are playing Truth or Dare. April asks Benny, and Benny says Truth. April asks Benny who Benny loves, and Benny, after some prodding from Joanne, confessed their true love for Maureen. Maureen does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Joanne. Benny is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Mark while Joanne and Maureen run off into the sunset together. However, April is secretly in love with Mark, and become so jealous of Benny, who, after the comfort from Mark becomes in a relationship with Mark, and so April decides to murder Benny, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Squeegee Man and is sent to prison, allowing Mark and Benny to continue their relationship. Not likin' the Benny/Mark, but enjoying the Mo/Jo and the fact Squeegee Man arrests April. xD

20) final question: Title/Warning for the above?

Title: Are You Sure This Isn't Dare? Warning: April comes back to life, Squeegee Man saves the day! And, of course, Mark/Benny flufffff.