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50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM 1. Put his hair out.2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in, the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.3. Ask him if he has an evil bug in his butt.4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.9. Sharpie out his emblem.10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.12. Anytime he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue, hisssssssssss.15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third-degree burns.18. SHAVE THE MULLET!19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self27. Accuse him of being a rip-off of Danny28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.33. Tell Valerie where he lives.34. Mock his teeny little goatee.35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!42. Get him a cat.43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck48. Tickle him.49. Wash his suit with red clothes.50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14-year-old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him. 94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY MORON!" If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Makes me fee like a nerd but yeah it is true...) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Edward Cullen told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever pushed a door that said pull, copy this into your profile If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile. ()()(0.0)c( uu) I would just like to point out, the dark side has no cookies. But still, JOIN US AND GET FREE BROWNIES! (V)(O.o)( ) /_ Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Once again, we actually don't. Just brownies. -If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!" if you support jack sparrow and his jar of dirt, paste this into your profie! 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into yourprofile 98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile. 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% ) Young Justice Fan Oath I promise to remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, and when somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus. Whenever I eat cookies, or watch a lame sitcom, M'gann shall lurk within my mind I'll remember Wally every time I see a ginger, and I shall remember Artemis when I see someone act like a spitfire When at the beach Kaldur I'll see, and Roy whenever someone doesn't trust me When a boy is mad, and rips his shirt, in my mindSuperboy shall be I'll remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me, And I'll remember Zatanna every time someone speaks backwards Superhero Fan Oath [Edited Warriors Fan-Oath] I'll remember Nick Fury,When I see a scar one someones face.I will think of The Flash,Every time I win a race. I'll remember Robin #4,When I see a young mother.I'll remember Lightning Lad,When I worry about my brother. I will think of Superboy,Whenever I feel judged.I will think of Speedy,When somebody holds a grudge. I'll remember Superman,When I am feeling strong.I'll remember The Justice Lords,If I choose the path thats wrong. Batman will be in my mind,Whenever I must be silent.And I'll remember Impulse,When I simply cannot be quiet I'll remember Kalur,When I try to be the best.I'll remember Artemis,When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember the many battles,When I see conflict or strife.I promise to remember all these heroes,For the rest of my life. Dick Grayson (1st Robin) [ ] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves [x] You are flexible [x]You love the circus [ x]You have lost someone precious to you in death [x] You are caring and kind [x] You are very intelligent [ ] You're first language was not English [ ] You live with one parent/guardian [x] You say “Holy _” a lot [x]You have your own catchphrase. ] You are a leader [ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends ] You have quit a team before [x] You have made a name for yourself [x] You are a very positive person. [ ]You have blue eyes [ ]You have black hairTOTAL: 9 Jason Todd (2nd Robin)[ ] You are male [x]You own a gun [x] You have failed at something [x]You have had a near-death experience [x] You are headstrong and moody [x] You make rash decisions [x]You have inner turmoil no one understands [x]You have a grudge against someone [x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty [ ] You are out for revenge [x]You prefer to work alone [ ]You have blue eyes [ ] You have red hairTOTAL: 9 Tim Drake (3rd Robin)[ ] You are male [ ]You come from a wealthy family [x] You idolize someone [x]You have lost someone close to you in death [ ]You think things through [x]You are intelligent and quick to think [x] You are good a figuring out puzzles [z]You are a leader [x] You get good grades [x] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot [x] You lose your temper easily sometimes [x] You are somewhat anti-social [ ] You prefer not to show your emotions [x ] You don't like to show off [ ] Your favorite color is red [ ]You have blue eyes [ ]You have black hairTOTAL: 10 Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)[x] You are female [ ] You don’t get along with your father [ ] You father has been in jail [x] You are impulsive [ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.) [X] You always feel you have something to prove [ ] You have had a child [x ] You change your appearance often [x ] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls [x]You have seriously thought about faking your own death [ ]You have blue eyes [ ]You have blond hairTOTAL: 6 Damian Wayne (5th Robin)[ ] You are male [ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line [x] You are short [x]You are mature for your age [x] You are always angry easily annoyed [x]You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically [ ] Your parents are/have been divorced [x] You curse a lot (I use Video gamesto swear, like 'FOR THE LOVE OF TALOS!' or 'aw shell') [ ] You live with only your father [x ] You like cats [x]You have your own catchphrase [ ]You have blue eyes [ ]You have black hairTOTAL: 7 First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in 12 of your favorite characters. 1. Cicero (Skyrim)2. Kid Flash (Teen Titans Cartoon)3. Superboy (Young Justice Cartoon)4. Zatana (Young Justice Cartoon)5. Mas (Teen Titans Cartoon)6.Menos (Teen Titans Cartoon)7. Beast Boy (Young Justice Cartoon)8. Red Hood (Batman: Under The Red Hood)9. Robin (The Batman)10. Batgirl (The Batman)11. Batman (The Batman)12. Superman (Justice League vs. Teen Titans 01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Menos) or 11 (Batman)?Probably Batman. 02) Do you think 2 (Kid Flash) is hot? How hot?I do think that the TT KF is hot, very hot, and I love how he helps Jinx decide to join the good guys, even if it never reveals the details 03) 12 (Superman) sends 8 (Red Hood) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Probably to take someone down (not out) but Jay would take them out. 04) What is or would be 9's (Robin's) favorite book? Um...Probably comics about him and Batman 05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kid Flash) to swear loyalty to 6 (Menos), or the other way around? Um, the other way around, because 1) KF is older 2) In the epeisode with the big fight against the Brotherhood of Evil, Mas y Menos watched KF with awe, and were all excited that there was another speedster around. 3) I have a head-canon where Kid becomes, like, a mentor to the twins, and tries to teach them to use their speed without touching eachother! 06) For some reason, 5 (Mas) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Robin) or with 10 (Batgirl)? He would stay with Robin, and they would prank Batgirl07) 2 (Kid Flash) 7 (Beast Boy) and 12 (Superman) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? They go out to a pizza place, where KF gets all you can eat, BB gets vegetarian, and Supes just kind of sits there, and watches them eat, and they talk about...I have no idea 08) 3 (Superboy) challenges 10 (Batgirl) to a duel. What happens?Batgirl accepts the challenge, and ends up beating him, because there is no beating a bat! (or a bird)10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Beast Boy) and 12 (Superman) both attain what they most desire.A Family Once Again 11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Zatanna) and 1 (Cicero) to work together?uuuuuuuuhhhhhh. I feel like Zatanna would curse Cicero. 12) If 7 (Beast Boy) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? We'd prank everybody we could find13) If you could command 3 (Superboy) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?Go and PUNCH Superman in the FACE!!! 14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (The Batman)?I Doubt it 15) If 2 (Kid Flash) had to choose sides between 4 (Zatanna) and 5 (Mas), which would it be? Mas because they know each other. 16) What might 10 (Batgirl) shout while charging into battle?Um...no idea, maybe the NANANANA Batman thing to annoy the enemy (and Batman too) 17) If you chose a song to represent 4 (Zatanna) which song would you choose? Probably Fight Song. 18) 1 (Cicero) 6 (Menos), and 12 (Superman ) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Menos, he uses his speed to eat it 19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kid Flash) to use on 10 (Batgirl)?I don't ship those two, and even if I did, I would still have no idea20) What would 5 (Mas) most likely be arrested for?Harassing people in Spanish? 21) What is 6's (Menos) secret?I don't think he really has one22) If 11 (Batman) and 9 (Robin) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?Prob. Batman. 23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Beast Boy) or 8 (Red Hood)? Red hood for obvious reasons. 24.) If 4 (Zatanna) gave 10 (Batgirl) a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her? Maybe some sort of weapon? Who Is Your Godly Parent? ((Percy Jackson and the Olympians)) ZEUS: You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunder bolt. You were voted Class President. You do what's best for everyone. You have multiple exes. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. 2/10 POSEIDON: You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim competitively. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You'd rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. 3/10 HADES: You're not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be. You write in a diary/journal. You feel most active at night. 5/10 DEMETER: You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You're an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You're a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it's environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 3/10 ARES: You often start fights. You're a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You're competitive. You like reading about war. You don't take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don't always think before you do something. 2/10 ATHENA: You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year (or this year) will be/were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You're the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 3/10 APOLLO: You're very creative and artistic. You want to be a doctor when you grow up. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st place in art contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 4/10 HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS: You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 4/10 HEPAESTUS: You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You're a techie. You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire. 1/10 APHRODITE: Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You're always at the front of every trend. You're the popular girl/guy at your school. You're often invited to parties. You can easily convince people of things. You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 1/10 HERMES: You like pickpocketing your friends. You're a prankster. You're a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You're inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witting and sarcastic statements. 5/10 DIONYSUS: You're the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You're a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying new food. You feel that you're abundant in life. You think too much of anything is bad. 0/10 HECATE: Being called "crazy" is a compliment. You like magic. You like Harry Potter. You're bold. You hate when people think you're the bad guy. You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy. You couldn't care less about fashion. Teddy bears are lethal in your hands. You like being different from everybody else. You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous. 10/10 Results: Looks like I'm a child of Hecate, and my mom was descended from Hermes and Hades XD Favorite Quotes "When the world around us changes, the good men find a way to change as well" -Hiccup - Riders of Berk "ehh...Safety's overrated" -Gobber the Belch - Legend of the Boneknapper "First rule: Ignore Mikey. Yer life be much easier" - Hamato Raphael - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) "I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez - The Mark of Athena "Where are the bloody seatbelts?" "HA! That vas just expression!" - Bunny and North Rise of the Guardians "I...command you to...go away!" - Danny Phantom -Danny Phantom "Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead" - Fenton Finder - Danny Phantom "Who knows...I could become like a father to you" "I already have a father" - Slade and Robin - Teen Titans "You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME"- Cyborg - Teen Titans "You're telling me I'M going to be BALD?" - Beast Boy - Teen Titans "Hold on a second. If you guys are called the 'H.I.V.E. Five,' how come there's six of you?" ... "'Cause it...sounds cooler..." - Kid Flash and See-more - Teen Titans "Bruce, we need to talk." "Ethan. I hope this is a social visit." "Drop the act, buddy. We know you're the Batman...Psyche! You...The Batman?" - Ethan Bennet and Bruce Wayne - The Batman "BOOYAKABUNGA!!!" - Michelangelo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) "We've got a pinata shaped like Beastboy, you know you wanna smack him"- Cyborg - Teen Titans "When there's trouble, you know who to call" - Robin- Teen Titans "If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college" - Tony Stark - Iron Man "He is my brother" "He killed 80 people in 2 days" "He is...adopted?" - Thor and Black Widow - The Avengers "I respect that the council has made a decision. However, seeing as it's a stupid one, I'm going to ignore it" - Nick Fury - The Avengers "I reject your reality, and replace it with my own" - Adam Savage - Mythbusters "The only difference between Science and messing around is writing it down." - Adam Savage - Mythbusters "Of all the places to lay low in the world, this idiot chooses Detroit?" - Adele) - Triple X |
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