WARNING! WARNING! WARNING: I AM CRAZY, I AM GROSS AND I AM INSANE! THE STORIES I WRITE WILL CONTAIN ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! WHUMP! PAIN TO MY FAVORITE CARTOONS/BOOKS/MOVIES ANYTHING! PAIN! I WILL WRITE ANY KIND OF WHUMP! SOME OF MY STORIES MIGHT NOT HAVE WHUMP BUT MOST OF THEM WILL! WARNINGS ARE WITHIN EACH STORY!

My name is FireAngel The Great, you may call me that or Fire

I am a sick and twisted person, so get ready for whump. My favorite characters that will get hurt are: Wally West Whump, Percy Jackson Whump and others that i don't feel like mentioning. Mainly Wally Whump, but I'm not sure. If you're a softy, and hate reading about pain, then LEAVE NOW! I can't stress that enough! I will write more later.

DUDES!!!!! I HAVE DIRTY JOKES ON MY MIND SO BE WARNED!!! I'LL POST SOME LATER! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

1. A man is buying his very first motorcycle and the dealer tells him to rub oil on the chrome (The sliver part) so when it rains it won't rust, this man is also dating a very pretty woman and he gets invited to dinner at her parents house. She tells him that whoever talks first after dinner has to do the dishes.

Nobody talks, wanting to speed things up some he leans over and kisses his woman.

Silence.

Feeling bold he throws her on the table and has sex with her.

Silence.

Feeling desperate he does the same with the mother.

Silence.

Suddenly there's distant thunder and the man instantly thinks of his bike and takes out oil out of his pocket

"OK ok!" The father says "I'll do the dishes!!"

2. One day heaven gets over crowed so they decided to only let people who've had a really bad day on the day that they died in.

"How did you die?" St. Peter asked the man in front of him

"Oh it was awful! I was convinced my wife was cheating on me so I got home early and searched all around, I finally found this man hanging to the ledge of my 25 apartment window. I took a hammer and began smashing his fingers to get him off, sadly he fell in to the bushes so I pushed the fridge on to him and the strain of the act gave me a heart attack

St. Peter chuckled and concluded that was a bad day and let him in.

"How did you die?" he asked the second man

"I was dancing on the balcony of my 26 apartment complex, when I fell, luckily I caught the next ledge, but then this manic starts hitting my fingers making me fall, thank god I landed in the bushes, then the idiot dropped a fridge on me!"

Peter laughed and let him in.

"How did you die? He said to the third guy.

"Ok picture this I'm hiding in a fridge...

3. A guy is sitting at a bar and a woman walks up to him "Whatcha drinking?"

"Magic beer."

"Liar! Prove it!"

He then flies around the room three times.

"Bet you couldn't do that again!"

He flies around the room three more times.

"I'll have what he's drinking!"

She gulps it down and jumps of a building, falling to her death.

The bartender looks at the man next to him and says "Superman's a jerk when he's drunk."

4. A man is dating a very beautiful woman and after dating her for a long time he finally gets invited to dinner at her parents house.

Halfway though dinner the man feels a fart coming on. Not wanting to ruin his chances of getting in good with her parents he slowly lets out a test fart which-as far as he knows- makes no noise. Happy with the result he lets out another fart, which this time does make noise, but the father shouts "Rover!"

Satisfied that the dog has been blamed he continues to fart all though dinner every time hearing the father shout "Rover!"

Finally he lets out a big loud fart-finally reliving his stomach-expecting the dog to again be blamed for it.

The father yells "Rover get the hell away from him before he shits on you!"

Current stories/status:

Evil-Chapter 4 is half way done!

Stories that will be written in the future:

Young Justice: In A World of Evil-Rating will be M

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Crazed Power- a very high T

Young Justice: Unaware- VERY high M

Young Justice: True Misery-VERY HIGH M!

I HAVE A POLL UP!!!

BTW!!! I will put the summary for the stories above soon!!! I HATE DEADLINES SO DON'T RUSH ME!!!!