Hi, uhhhhhh... what was i supposed to do here ?

Age- old enough to know better.

Name- No

Sex- yes please (like that joke hasnt been made a million and one times.)

Movies I Like : the secret of nimh, tommy boy, singing in the rain, The Thing, Wolfman, almost everything disney, watership down, both drunken fist movies, everything bruce lee, Kung fuu hustle, winnie the poo, the digimon movies, get him too the greek, and the sonic the hedgehog movie.

Game i like: All the halo games (exept the strategy game.), Bioshock 1&2, super mario RPG, mario 3 through super mario 64, mega man X series, all the oldschool sonic the hedgehog games, final fantasy 7,8,9,10, and 13, all the dot//hack games, spyro, crash bandicoot, contra 1-3, abe's oddyese, threads of fate, runes of magic, devil may cry, bayoneta, mabinogi, and old school DnD.

Shows i like: Digimon, naruto in japanese ( cause the english voice actors hurt my ears.), bleach, one piece, yu yu hakusho, tom and jerry, looney toons, muppets, sesame street, Dot//hack sign, dot//hack legend of the twilight, Dot//Hack Roots.

Books i like: The epic of gilgamesh, Dante's poems, shakespear's works, theatre of the absurd, a tale of two cities, lordof the rings(tom bombadile FTW!) lordof the flies, george carlin's books, everyhting by kurt vonegut, percy jackson and the olympians series, all marvel comics.

people i like: George Carlin(R.I.P), Sam kinnison(R.I.P), chris farley(R.I.P), Dom Deluise(R.I.P), Rodney Dangerfield(R.I.P), sammy hagar, "Diamond" David Lee Roth, Ozzy Osbourne, Bob saget, My firend Squishy(You know who you are.), and of course my family(sometimes.)

ummmm, im kinda new to the whole fanfiction writting thing, and i'm not very good at it yet. but with the feedback i hope to get from every one on this site i'm sure to get better eventually.

so read my stuff telll me what you think and help me help you to be entertained.

Finally figured out how to use the upload thingie right,so i'll have the next chapter up very soon.