Hoi!

SkepticalCynical here. I'm just a normal ninth grade teenage idiot who tries to write stories.

Some facts about me:

I'm an INFP, originally mistyped as an INTP (Myers-Briggs personality test— you should take it, it's creepily accurate)

I'm ALWAYS late to fandoms

I only have two friends

I'm failing algebra

I'm very confused about everything

I suck at everything

I hate school

I hate everything

I love hating everythinG

Some quotes, said by said by me and stored in a notebook for several months:

"Saying "kys" makes you look immature and stupid."

"Shoes are the most overrated thing of the twenty first century."

"I gave away all of my nuggets. Now my penis will be aaaaaaaall alone."

"Nothing is a gift from Hell— it's always a curse."

"I hate a baby's cry. Not because I'm worried about them, but because it's f*king annoying."

"You know what's gonna be on this pencil? Your eyeball if you don't shut the f*k up."

"Dishy soapwater!"

"Don't live in the present— open the present and see what you get."

"I wish ninth grade was like kindergarten. Kindergarten was FUN."

"I love singing horribly in public. It's like a hobby of mine."

"I'm an opti-pessimist. If something could go wrong, it will. If something can go right, it might."

"Death is inevitable— you can delay it, but you can't stop it from happening."

"There is nothing less normal than normal. Normal people would normally believe the opposite, but normally, there something abnormal behind the normal-ness of it all."

"Someday, I'm going to memorize the entire bee movie script and I'm not going to let anyone judge me for it."