WARNING: USER IS MADE OF EXTREMELY NUTTY FUDGE, FLUFF, AND IS EXTREMELY DENSE. APPROACH AT RISK. IF USER IS ANGERED, BACK AWAY SLOWLY, THEN RUN SCREAMING. USER IS MOST OFTEN FRIENDLY AND ENJOYS BELLY RUBS, COOKIES, AND PORN (I kid, I kid!). USER MAY GEEK- OR NERD-OUT AT RANDOM, SO REMAIN CAUTIOUS. USER WAS BORN IN 1997 ON NOVEMBER 22 IN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN IS SCORPIO. CHINESE ZODIAC SIGN IS COW. LIKES FERRETS, CATS, COWS, BUNNIES, AND PUPPIES. LIKES ANIME, MANGA, AMERICAN CARTOONS, CARTOON NETWORK, NICKELODEON, ADULT SWIM, AND DISNEY CHANNEL. FAVORITE SHOWS INCLUDE BLACK BUTLER, THE SIMPSONS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, PHINEAS AND FERB, THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS, REGULAR SHOW, ADVENTURE TIME, GRAVITY FALLS, FRUITS BASKET, BLEACH, NARUTO, POKÉMON, AND MONSUNO. LIKES READING, WRITING, AND DOODLING IN ITS SPARE TIME. CAN BE UNSTABLE, SO BE WARY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

98% of teenagers have started, drinking, smoking, or have had sex. Copy & paste on your profile if you are one of the two percent that likes bagels.

I am who I am. You can't change that. If I have to change myself to get you to like me, then we weren't made to be friends. If you can't accept me for who I am, then it's you that needs changing, not me. Copy & paste on your profile if you agree.

I'm a little crazy. I do what I like, listen to what I like, watch what I like, and read what I like, even if it isn't popular. My best human friends are insane, hyper, sometimes embarrassing, and nutty fudge minus the fudge but I love them anyway. I'm fifteen and still watch educational television (sometimes even go so far as to criticize it) and cartoons from the '90's. I love music, no matter what the language or the genre, and I''ll read whatever I find interesting. I have no interest in make-up or dressing like I'm going to some fancy ball every time I go out, if I go out at all. My best clothing friends are sweats, sneakers, and jeans. My best food friends are chips, chocolate, soda, donuts, bagels, and cookies. I lay around all day and never gain an ounce. I'm skinny, but I'm not anorexic. I don't wear my hair up or even attempt to style it except for the occasional braid. I wear my pajamas all day and don't want to put on outside clothes if anyone is coming over, even my best friends and family. I love cats and otters and possums and ferrets and cows. I still have stuffed animals and even sleep with them. I don't care what others think of me because I think I am bad-ass. I don't spend months trying to attract one guy who I have no hope of lusting after me in the first place. And most of all, I'M OKAY WITH WHO I AM AND THAT'S FINAL! Copy & paste this to your profile if you're like me, then add your name to the end so I know you did.

It doesn't matter what direction you take to get to where you need to go -- North or South or East or West -- because you will still get there either way. Some routes will just be longer, and all will have obstacles. Copy & paste on your profile if you agree.

Good Friends: Will help you find the guy of your dreams.

Best Friends: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

Good Friends: Will treat your home with respect.

Best Friends: Will come in and flop on your couch like they own it.

Good Friends: Will help you out of the mud.

Best Friends: Will get down there in the mud with you.

Good Friends: Will comfort you when you've been insulted, etc.

Best Friends: Will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing, "Someone's gonna get it."

Good Friends: Will bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: Will be with you behind the bars saying, "We ALMOST got away with it, too!"

Good Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

Best Friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

Good Friends: Bring their own food.

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food.

Good Friends: Will try and calm you down when you're mad or upset.

Best Friends: Will be fueling the flames and have a video camera on them so they can film your revenge.

Good Friends: Will knock on the bathroom door before entering.

Best Friends: Will storm in just to poke fun at you if you're on the can.

Good Friends: Can be anyone, no matter what sex, race, level of insanity, and faith.

Best Friends: Can be anyone, no matter what sex, race, level of insanity, and faith.

"That song is old." "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was an expiration date on music." Copy & paste on your profile if you agree.

Copy & paste on your profile if you think the relationship between crap and toilet paper is better than Twilight.

Copy & paste on your profile if you wish certain anime boys were real.

Copy & paste on your profile if you are a nerd and relish in it.

My best friend managed to find a real-life Sebastian Michaelis. WHY CAN'T I FIND A REAL HATSUHARU SOHMA?!?!?!?!

Copy & paste on your profile if you are a fan of the lovable duel-personality cow Haru Sohma.

Copy & paste on your profile if you wish you were a cat so Sebastian would snuggle with you.

Copy& paste on your profile if you think Snake should have been in the anime.

Copy & paste on your profile if you are a fan of Drossel Keinz.

Copy & paste on your profile if you are a fan of the demon triplets.