HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!

Im star-princess14.

NO ONE EVER READS THESE...WAAAAAAAAA

so please, if you got some time, read

some info:

Age: college

Sex: a girl duh!!

Naruto is the best, but i also like (anime/manga) FMA, fruits basket, tsubasa, and a ton of others

PAIRINGS:

Sakura kiba, gaara, kankuro sasuke, shikamaru, neji, naruto itachi shino deidari sasori hidan kakashi kimimaru and someothers i forgot.

PAIRINGS I HATE

sakura and lee/chouji/any1 else oh and sai

hinata anyone besides naruto or shino

ino anyone besides shika or sai

temari anyone besides shika or itachi, thats okay

tenten anyone unless its neji or lee

i have some new stories i will eventually get around making, maybe one with her and kankuro...

from...SakamotoBlossom

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

NEKO GRAFIC made this and i couldnt stop laughing over it. ALL CREDIT GOES TO NEKO GRAFIC!!

This is a section I like to call, Random Questions! seriously these are just random questions i think of when read/writing fanfiction or when i'm watching Anime or reading Manga.

1) why does Sasukes hair look like a chikens ass?

2) How come Sakura has a cool nartural hair colour like pink?

3) How did she get natural pink hair?

4) Why does Naruto eat so much ramen?

5) How can Naruto eat that much ramen with out exploding or indegestion?

6) In fanfics why does Kakashi almost always teach English?

7) Why do people pair Sasuke with Hinata when he's never even talked to her?

8) Why is Ino always fasion obsessed?

9) Did Tsunade once have a thing for Orochimaru?

10) does anyone else know that Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiriya are all characters from an ancient Japanese folk tale and Tsunade is Jiriya's wife?

11) Is it just me or does everyone see that history keeps repeating itself in Naruto?

12) Why does Sasuke like tomatoes so much?

13) Is there any diffrence between a Chunin vest and a Jonin vest?

14) What the heck does 'Hn' mean?

15) Could Orochimaru and Voldemort be actully long lost brothers?

16) Why does Sasuke not like sweets?

17) Does Neji EVER smile?

18) Karin would you just die already?

19) Why did Itachi REALLY let Sasuke survive?

20) Is Itachi suicidal?

21) Does Itachi ever smile or crack a joke? it's somthing we'll never know...