A nervous Elizabeth Darcy invites her husband to her bedchamber after being indisposed. A midnight trip to the gallery inspires Darcy to enact a fantasy. These, and more are stories of Darcy and Elizabeth's newly married adventures, written to celebrate our favorite couple's passions as they begin their journey into marital life. Each chapter is a stand-alone story. Mature content.

Lily Evans in no way fancied James Potter, that was a fact. The pair becoming friends was shock enough but Lily having an actual crush on him? Hell would have to freeze over first...at least that's what she thought.

A medley of unconnected drabbles focusing on James and Lily.

Harry and Ginny find a way to celebrate after her (very successful) first game with the Holyhead Harpies. Inspired by a gorgeous piece of artwork created by the very talented blvnk-art (check out her tumblr!)

"The ocean becomes you, lass." His fingers ran through his black hair as he looked her up and down before settling on her makeshift necklace. "The land less so you," she said, suppressing a smile as she walked away. XxX one-shot cowritten with mollyraesly for the Feb 2017 jily fantasy challenge "pirate AU" theme

Written for February Jily Challenge on Tumblr: you're a pirate pillaging my village and instead of stealing an item you steal me, what the hell? AU feat. Pirate!James and Maiden!Lily.

The holidays are a time for family, friends, food, and making your brothers supremely uncomfortable.

Ginny can't sleep the night before an important day, and there's only one option.

Modern Muggle AU. Lily working as the check-in girl at a party for a big corporation.

"She is the last person he expected at his door at that exact moment, despite feeling unsure about the fact that she managed to track down his address, he agrees to go out to coffee with her. A lot could be said about James Potter, but nobody could claim that he had good self-preservation skills." (they meet in a bar and mistakes happen)

Raffe takes Penryn on a first date and things get a bit out of hand as the night closes to an end.

Lily Evans hadn't assumed that she'd be two months into her internship and still be acting as a personal servant to the editor of the newspaper while simultaneously shagging the intern of the art director downstairs. Life was funny in that way.

Did you hear the rumour about Lily Evans? No? Well, her friends did and they're a bit worried. James' friends heard as well and they're a bit worried he's not worried. [L/J Oneshot]

Elide gets cold at night.

"And then . . . it was over. But she was still crying. The lump in her throat, the weight on her chest; they still threatened to kill her. To smother her. She felt so small. Aelin's eyes opened and she realized everything at once. It was just a dream." Two word summary? Rowaelin fluff. One-shot (Cover image by PhantomRin)

James Potter doesn't know Lily Evans well, and from all that he does know, she hates him. But somehow he's the first number she calls when she needs help in the middle of the night. Of course he answers the call. (A part of the St. Albus's verse)

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved: in secret, between the shadow and the soul. Rhysand before, during, and after the books.

Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says, "How do I passive-aggressively tell someone off in flowers?" James/Lily Flowershop AU.

Lily Evans discovers she's been married off to James Potter without her knowledge. She and the spoiled count (in whom she appears to have finally met her match) have three days, for better or worse, to decide whether to accept the contract. With her sister adamant to make her life miserable, and a husband who seems equally determined to repel her, what else can possibly go wrong?

Or, five times Raffe didn't understand the way humans work, and one time he did. A small collection of fluffy drabbles in Raffe's pov

Harry and Ginny decide it's time to settle a long time debate.

Based off of THAT chapter in End of Days, it was originally meant to be a short and sweet wee drabble but has ended up going into something a bit more... intense. The writing block is officially over people!

Lily's summer is off to a bad start. An old friendship's falls apart and when Sirius takes her to a party to cheer her up, she bumps into an obnoxious bloke trying to chat her up. But a bad start doesn't mean a bad summer, as Lily soon gets swept up into Sirius's newest enterprise. One shot.

A modern day James and Lily soulmate AU

Sports star James Potter tries to pick Lily up on tinder. Lily Evans, a dedicated not sports fan is offended by the idea that someone thinks she wouldn't recognize James Potter's face. She laughs about it with her friends at a bar, until James Potter, who also frequents that bar, comes over to clarify that nope, he's on tinder, and he's definitely hitting on her.

"Blue," Gansey moved to stand close to her, taking her hand in his. "Are you avoiding kissing me?" She opened her eyes and looked at him. "I'm just being sensible."

"James leans in. Lily hears the script crumple in his hands, but she doesn't look to check. His lips touch the corner of hers, a hand coming up to cup her face. He is moving. So. Maddeningly. Slow... She curses in her head, makes up about a hundred thousand excuses for the next second—and then grabs him down by the back of his neck and kisses him fully, desperately, fervidly." AU.

Raffe x Penryn Smut. Raffe decides to make a phone call very difficult for Penryn. (Just can't come up with a title! O.o )

Ginny has a late night craving.

What if Raffe hadn't left the room in the bedroom scene in End of Days?

Raffe x Penryn smut. A little bit of sexy time in the bedroom.

Sexual Content What if Penryn hadn't saved Raffe off the street when his wings were cut - they wouldn't have met! ... or at least not face-to-face. A little alternative story line where they help each other relax after a stressful day I'm not very happy with how this one came out and just couldn't figure the ending, but I hope somebody somewhere enjoys a bit more Raffryn smut

As a few people have asked for it - here is the Peanut Butter scene from World After as seen from Raffe's point of view I did have to veer off story line as i just wasn't sure how to go about this one As per usual, this is of sexual content and shouldnt be read unless under 18 Hope you enjoy!

Raffe x Penryn smut Raffe finds a way to keep himself entertained during a meeting of the World After Dark abandoned streets are made for not-so-sneaky sex

Bath time can be a lot more fun with a companion Raffe has had a hard day and Penryn wants to relax with him I appear to be really bad at summaries! First attempt at this, please let me know what you think Apologies if anybody is offended RaffeXPenryn Smut

"James looked at her and she felt like her skin had suddenly caught fire. 'It's got one hundred percent, absolutely nothing to do with your essay.'": Featuring professor!James, student!Lily, and both parties' abandonment of better judgment. L/J. AU smut edition.

Okay but Percy and Annabeth could have some pretty epic shower sex, right?

A 'which part of your otp does what' meme: holiday edition.

Post EoD fluff (angst).

percabeth for: "my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he's coming to the next holiday party and don't worry he's heard all about me too and ALSO there's this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude's got a good dick AU" :: light M

I break the kiss and look at him. He puts me down slowly, his hands riding up my dress. I slap them away. 'Ah ah ah,' I think. 'I'm in control now.' - An alternate version of what transpires at Pandemonium in the sixth chapter of the ongoing fic called Transform Me, a City of Bones canon rewrite. This version contains lemony goodness. Total smut, way explicit. Clace all the way.

"If you're really tired, I could put you to sleep," he said. "Give you a massage." His tone was even, but his voice deep. She felt her skin flush and her stomach do a somersault. "Are you serious?" "I'm always serious." - Jace gives Clary a massage instead of a bedtime story to help her sleep. Canon rewrite for lemony goodness. Clace. Oneshot. Smutfic. Leave me some love!

Because standing in front of him with her green eyes blown wide and mouth shaped in a small 'o' is Lily Evans and James is just about hoping that the ground would open up beneath his feet and swallow him whole.

Darcy takes a bath, and gets surprised by his new bride . . .

Breaking News: Lily Evans and James Potter are not so secretly snogging. The internet is losing its shit.

How I imagined the second half of Chapter 29 in Queen of Shadow's would play out from Rowan's perspective.

Sequel to Bossypants. Penryn isn't the only one who can play games. Post EoD. Raffryn steaminess.

Penryn meets archangel Michael. Post EoD.

Penryn and Raffe have a picnic. Just a bit of fluff for life after EoD.

Harry ends up in a coma following the final battle. How unorthodox a treatment will he need to wake back up? WARNING: SMUT, LOTS OF IT. Do not read if offended by smut.

Post EoD episode of Penryn's and Raffe's sexytimes. Penryn takes over. Steamy, fluffy, Raffryn oneshot. Enjoy!

A series of quick, unrelated drabbles surrounding everyone's favourite couple. L/J.

Everything in an isolated system strives for the maximum level of disorder. The evolution of Raphael's attraction to a special Daughter of Men in his life and the progression of his downfall. Rated M for mature content in future chapters and language. Fluff and smut!

Ginny Weasley is known for many things, but patience isn't one of them. When she stumbles across something of her boyfriend's that she most certainly should not have seen, will she finally realize that good things come to those who wait, or will her rash actions ruin everything?

Harry has the perfect day

[Percy/Annabeth - post "House of Hades"] Annabeth had always assumed her and Percy's first time having sex would be somewhere near the beach. Or perhaps it could have been in his cabin at Camp Half-Blood. However, inside Percy's room on the Argo II in the middle of the night isn't a bad choice given the circumstances they'd just been through together.

What happens when Ginny goes out of town leaving Harry in charge of the kids for a few days?

"What did you think this was?" she asked. "Last night." He pulled a hand through his hair. "I don't know," he said honestly. "I've never done this before. I just thought...you'd stick around, we'd talk about it, maybe go to breakfast together." She looked at him curiously. "By 'this' you mean a one night stand?" He shook his head. "I've never done this before," he repeated.

Lily got pregnant at sixteen and left Hogwarts to work at an inn. After seventeen years of single parenting, she now has to manage a persistent James, nosy villagers, and a son who's all too interested in joining the Order. (Gilmore Girls AU)

A series of oneshots and drabbles that I wrote for Jily Alternate Universe Week.

Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she may have been in love with for the past six years.

It may have taken him a while to get to this point, but James Potter is happy with his life; as the captain of the pirate ship Fawkes, no-one tells him what to do or where to go. But when he agrees to carry a passenger - for a fee, of course - his life takes a rather interesting and wholly unexpected turn, and the past may be about to catch up with him. Jily AU, cover art by Viria.

Coming into this trip, she'd been a tense, agitated mess. Surely unfit to be driving at such reckless and giddy speeds. Now she's flat on her back with a huge, wide sky above her, a storybook meadow all around her, likely at least one police car within ten kilometers of her, and James Potter fiddling with her skirt. There's no way this can end badly. LE/JP, July 1978. Smut.

Takes place after The Last Olympian. Percy and Annabeth take a break from building the new cabins. One-shot. Smut. Lemon. You have been warned. Link in profile Bio (since ff no longer allows explicit content)

The Red Headed Horror is the most notoriously dangerous pirate to ever sail the seas. The court wants her hung while the other pirates want her gold. Each party wants nothing more than to catch her and James Potter has just stumbled on to her ship. Only trouble can occur from then. L/J. AU.

In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.

Lily Evans is planning on seeing the New Year in alone, then just getting through the rest of the year with as few problems as possible. Unfortunately for Lily Evans, very little in her life is that simple. Still, what difference can a year make? 1977 through the eyes of L & J. Cover art by Viria. All Harry Potter characters, places etc are the property of JK Rowling.

Annabeth's the girl who hardly ever loses a race, and Percy's the new kid who doesn't have time for track team. It's a love story waiting to happen. AU.

She needs him, needs a lot of things; needs to inspect his head for herself and make sure he didn't crack it open, because he's an idiot. She needs to apologize and berate, needs to trace his jaw with her fingertips, unearth the seasons in his eyes, taste his Quidditch-sky-laden lips.

... doesn't necessarily stay in Hogsmeade. J/L one-shot.

Scorpius and Rose find themselves in a tricky situation when they accidentally put on the other's tie. Sorry for the lame description and the not-punny title, please r&r.

After Ginny sets Hermione on fire, Harry tries to help his girlfriend take a well deserve break from O.W.L.s revision. - Oneshot. Set in Book Six. Fluff. [Harry/Ginny]

Lily Evans finds herself in an exceedingly mortifying situation, only to come out of it with quite...unexpected results. [Lily/James Lemon, One-shot]

This is set after the seelie court scene in the books. Things go just as I would have wanted to in the books. I guess I'm a sucker for a little Jace/Clary fluff. I hope you all like it. Let me know what you think. This is supposed to be a one shot but I may add more depending on feedback.

Snapshots from the life of a happy family. AU, sadly.

Sirius gets excited about breakfast, and Lily and James discover a new use for the invisibility cloak.

Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?

"Clary let her eyes wander over the arch of Jace's smooth brow, the gentle slope of his nose, the seductive curve of his lip… she felt hot all over and bit her lip as a sudden thought occurred to her. If just thinking about being touched by Jace was so exciting, what would it be like to have a physical stimulus as well as mental?" One-shot, lemon fic.

After a horrible fight with her sister, Lily shows up on a stormy night at the first place she could think of - Potter Manor.

This is a one-shot of future, married percabeth 10 years later where Percy cant resist Annabeth in her working clothes. Its M for a sexual explicit content, also lots of fluff and percabeth cuteness. This is the second one-shot to the Life as it Happens One-Shot series posted independently, click on my profile for the rest.

James and Lily haven't had any time to spend together, and after James makes the snap decision to cancel Quidditch, he attemps to persuade Lily to stop reading her book and pay some attention to him. (Warning, smut.)

Raffe has gone to patrol the surrounding forests in search of anyone else wishing to strike up a fight in the middle of the night, leaving Penryn with a slumbering Paige, an empty house, and two mussed angel wings. RAFFRYN FLUFF!

A private moment between a husband and wife is ruined when the Daily Prophet gets a hold of the story before Ginny can tell Harry her news. Oneshot.

Lily Evans is expecting to have an ordinary summer before her last year at Hogwarts. Little does she know that her summer will be anything but normal when she 'accidentally' tells Petunia that her boyfriend is James Potter, and said boyfriend shows up at her house, completely ruining her summer. Or does he?

Lily uses all the Marauder nicknames casually, except for James's. He's rather upset about it...until she tells him the reason why.

Months after re-taking Alcatraz, Raffe has a set of visitors that has him re-evaluating how he views his relationship with Penryn. [Raffe x Penryn] [Rated for mature content]

"Percy couldn't help but smile at their current position. She was straddled over him, her hips hovering over his own. It wasn't the first time they were in this position, but it was the first in public." Smutty one-shot inspired by one of Uncle Rick's tweets. Percy and Annabeth hot fluff!

Teddy desperately needs advice, so he goes straight to his godfather. He probably should have called ahead. (Set just before the Epilogue. Rated T for language and references to adult activities.)

Sometimes after a long days work all you need is some TLC. Harry and Ginny Lemon

The last part of this little series, what if things had gone a lot differently at the end of city of glass. In my mind this is what everyone wanted to see. Rated M.

"She was the pretty redheaded waitress who worked at the coffee shop across the street from his apartment, and he'd been absolutely besotted with her from the first day he walked in and saw her wiping the counter." Muggle AU. Lily works in a coffee shop and James is a fool in love. Rated T for a few small swear words. Cover art by burdge.

Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.

She knows that it's unlikely that she will ever get that kind of love, the type that Rose and Scorpius share.

The events of a single night can have very unexpected consequences. Two shot, Jily AU. Cover art by Viria.

In which Lily muses about the effect James has on her, and learns about the effect she has on him. [LJPE smut. ONESHOT.]

Auror training is not quite what she expected. [AU Lily/James, Smut]

Set after City of Glass Clary and Jace finally get to be together in a night they'll never forget. LEMON. First fanfic so please read and review!

Teddy proves it's most definitely not her.

Jace really loves to play games with Clary, but she loves him for it. Just s cute one-shot about Jace distracting Clary, again. Set after City of Lost Souls, a little bit of a spoiler for that book if you haven't read it. Rated M due to sexual content, but not too much. Read and Review please!

"She too noticed, quite slowly and dreadfully, that the booth next to theirs was occupied by four troublemakers- one of which so happens to be the bloke she just confessed to having feelings for." Lily confesses and James overhears. (james/lily oneshot)

"Yes, Victoire thought, I'm afraid I'll jump you right now, actually. She tried to keep her traitorous mind from going there, from finishing all their cozy late night reading sessions with wild bouts of lovemaking, from bringing their pillow fights and fort making rainy afternoons to heady climaxes in desperate movement."'

Lily Evans stumbles into the Common Room late one night and finds a student asleep on the couches.

Lily Evans' and James Potter's relationship has always been a complicated story; it's just about to get a lot more complicated. And so is everything else. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.

Out-take from my multi-chapter fic "Turning Tables", by common request, because apparently you lot needed details. Overly romantic smuttiness. Please note the M-rating, there's nothing but smut here. Cover art by Viria.

AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.

"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."

She took a step towards him, her green eyes flashing. "Are you some sort of mad cutthroat?" "Are you a siren?" he countered. "Not nearly beautiful enough." "And I'm not nearly mad enough." James/Lily AU one-shot.

James and Lily, finished seventh year and dating, share a private compartment on their last ride from Hogsmeade Station. Explicit M.

"Rose Weasley did many stupid things. Scorpius Malfoy was the latest." Scorose oneshot.

Remus Lupin, werewolf, prefect, Marauder, now has another title to add to his ever growing list: match maker. Because really, sometimes your friends need that extra little push in the right direction. Or maybe a shove… and a good few hits with a potions textbook once in a while. L/J. Super Long Oneshot.

Stupid title, I know, but appropriate for the sequel to "Mr. Darcy's Bathing Beauty!" Set a year after Lizzy and Darcy's marriage. Cutesy, but not for the kiddies!

In which James is oblivious, Remus plays matchmaker, Lily laughs at her boyfriend's expense, Sirius drinks, and Peter loses chess. L/J. One-shot, birthday smut edition.

Yet another D/E wedding night tale. Elizabeth is a sheltered maiden, Darcy is experienced and practically prostrate with lust. But he wants to take his time and make his new bride comfortable. Rated a strong M. Mature readers only, please.

Just a bit of smut involving everybody's favorite couple behaving naughty and way out of character. Mr. Darcy tries to do something sweet for his bride-to-be and the results are far more satisfying than he imagined they'd be...

In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.

That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.

There are certain rules of magic that Lily Evans would very much have liked not to confront in one day. What began in Defense Against the Dark Arts between two people avoiding the obvious ends in the dungeons, the same two people not the same as they were before. One-shot.

Another oh-so-clever, broom-cupboard attempt to woo the unyielding Lily Evans. But in the end, perhaps it's not quite that hopeless. L/J. One-shot.

Sirius should know better than to follow in his best friend's footsteps, but then, maybe James has had a point all along... Blackinnon. One-shot.

It all starts with some teasing banter beneath spindly branches and green leaves, all bundled up in a red velvet ribbon. L/J. One-shot, festive smut edition.

Jocelyn and the other adult shadowhunters are tending to clave business in Idris leaving Jace and Clary alone for the night. Pretty much one big lemon- enjoy!

Jace's trip to the kitchen that gets seriously interrupted by a moan. Clace, LEMONADE, ONESHOT.

Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.

An outrageously hot day and a nine months pregnant, six days overdue Lily Potter are not the best combination. One-shot for Jily October 2012. Rated T for language.

In the beginning, you were all about control, both of you. - You aren't playing the slightest bit of attention to the lesson, for two main reasons – one, you know the subject, and two, three of his fingers are inside you. The development of Lily and James's physical relationship. M for a reason. lemon.

Ginny let her temper get the better of her, and said something she shouldn't have to Romilda Vane, who works for Witch Weekly. It's going to be in the news, and now she has to admit it to Harry first - but its not a conversation she's looking forward to. Rated for the implied relationship between the characters, though both are over 18. Takes place after DH, epilogue disregarded.

"Damn you, Potter." She groaned under her breath, glaring stubbornly up at the ceiling of his dormitory, determined not to give in to her urges.

Written for LunaInTheSky. JP/LE One-shot. Lily's terrified of storms and when Marlene and Alice are away for the Easter holidays and not there to help her deal with it, Lily has little choice but to seek comfort from other sources... WARNING: Strong Sexual Scenes.

Mature one shot. "We'll leave these on, yeah?" he told her, voice husky as he kissed the lace decorating her right thigh.

"His hair," she smiled. "I am marrying Harry Potter because he has great hair." Ginny gets tired of the press' stupid questions and suggesting that she's only marrying Harry for his fame and money. So she sets them, ah, straight.

For James's thirteenth birthday, his father presented him with a new, limited edition, Scrivenshaft's original, self-inking, fine-tipped, phoenix feather quill. LilyJamesOneshot

Victoire sneaks out of Hogwarts the night before they leave for Christmas holiday so that she can spend a quiet unsupervised night with Teddy Lupin in his flat.

It is Harry and Ginny's first christmas as a married couple and Harry wants to spend it with their family, but Ginny has other plans... rated M for mentions of sex!

Annabeth is livid, and for once it's not at Percy. But he's still the only person who can solve it. Shameless smut. Percabeth. Some Son of Neptune spoilers I think? . Rated M for a reason.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

James has to deal with the consequences when he steals Lily's towel. Again. LJ ONESHOT! A bit racy, not too smutty, rated M just in case. Enjoy!

"James Potter, is it possible that you're not quite currently alone?" "Why yes, Padfoot, it is." In which Sirius hears things he would rather not. LE/JP

ONE-SHOT. Smut. Lily seeks James out after a Quidditch match.

James comes up with a nickname.

Harry and Ginny can't help but engage in a little... extracurricular activity one day after quidditch practice. Written for my own "any pairing goes" one-shot challenge. Credit to LightningStruckTower for the idea.

Harry grows tired of his fame getting in the way, but perhaps a few conveniently placed newspaper photographers can help him. Lots of fluff.

James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot

Lily has a very serious problem. It won't be long before her problem notices. Lily/James, 7th year.

It was supposed to be a one-night-stand, no-strings attached. But there's something about James that Lily can't help but connect with. ::Mature::

Harry punishes Ginny because of what she's wearing; Ginny punishes Harry back... What's his punishment? Lemon, WAFF. My first Harry Potter FanFiction! Be nice cuz I brought the naughty! Please R&R!

For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.

Lily finds James after a particularly grueling Quidditch practice. LJoneshot ::Mature::

Lily Evans is suffering from Insomnia. There really was only one person she could think of to cure her boredom. Of course, she should have known that in the wee morning hours he would have something else in mind.

Four moments leading up to Percy and Annabeth's first time together. Futurefic.

On a hot summer day, Harry decides to take advantage of walking in on Ginny cooling off.

"Speechless," he went on, suddenly looking entranced by her lips. "You're making this too easy, Rose." One-shot, R/S

James and Lily are forced to sneak around Hogwarts during patrols to spend time together. J/L oneshot

James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::

The war is over, Harry begins his Auror training, and Ginny returns to Hogwarts for her 7th year. They begin to explore the physical and emotional aspects of their relationship...

Lily and James find an interesting way to love each other. Rated M. Warning: Sexual Content. One shot.

Teddy distracts Victoire from her chores. Victoire/Teddy. Victoire's POV, Rated M for lime.

Harry wakes to find himself in an unexpected situation. Ginny teaches him the importance of remembering. H/G, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes. Rated M for a reason.

James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete

A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot