Juniper Cahill Grimm
 Author has written 1 story for Sisters Grimm. NOTICES: I am writing a really cool book so I will not update soon. If you want to read my book then go to www.theelementals.weebly.com How is every one doing. Personally i am doing pretty good. That is as long as you care, because if you do not then why are you here? Favorites: (sorry, sorry this is a waste of your precious time. Blah, blah, blah, i get it! This is just so fun!) Colors: green, teal, scarlet, and black. The oh so traditional color. Books: The Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games (FTW), PERCY--goddamn-JACKSON!, The Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, and Warriors. Plant and animals: Cats, foxes, and bears. Willows, juniper, cherry trees, and bleeding hearts. Bands: 1. Panic! At the Disco 31. The Cure 32.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Lilizzle Lanizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Lime Ocelot Turquoise Horse 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Sophia (Zell) Mariner Annlanai Mariner 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mezliell (... wow, thats weird. Pronounce the e as an a and the l's are silent!) Hidlapez 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Red Water! (I vant to suck your bud!) Purple Root 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Izsene Ezecja Izeiall Adlirmn 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Zell Hidalgo 9. Goth name: (black, and one of your pets name/type): Black Cat or Black Willow Black Delilah 10. Band name: (favorite fruit, something that can go wrong): Rasberry Death Blueberry Hurt Alien name: (Favorite planet for last name. For the middle name: 5th letter of your full name, second of one of your friends, 4th of your fathers first name, any letter of UMBRELLA, 18th, 4th or 10th letter of the alphabet, 3rd letter of one parents middle name. For the first name: Last three letters of Your crush's first name, any letter of your name, 8th letter of your schools name, 4th letter of one of your friends name, any letter of your grandma's maiden name.) Masriad Saturn Uranus (wow middle name is really ironic. Uranus has a moon named Puck! Even Titiana and Oberon, but then again who cares about Oberon.) Mennrys Kinarr Jupiter Copy and Paste this. It's really fun! IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Get in or Get out by hot hot heat Bling killers Waking Up: Move Along by all-american rejects Push madonna First Day At School: Savin' Me by nickelback Time Of Your Life greenday Falling In Love: Jump by madonna Aveda hot hot heat Fight Song: Move Away by the killers This River Is Wild Breaking Up: I Love New York by madonna Someone That Your With nickelback Prom night: Aveda hot hot heat All These Things That I've Done killers Life: On Top by the killers (yeah you bet) For Reasons Unknown killers Mental Breakdown: Smells Like Teen Spirit by nirvana Just For nickelback Driving: How You Remind Me by nickelback (this song rocks) Future Lover madonna Flashback: Read My Mind by the killers Believe the bravery Getting back together: Human by the killers Sam's Town killers Wedding: This Town by hot hot heat (this is a really weird wedding song) Daddy's Eyes killers Birth of Child: Let it Be by madonna Read My Mind killers Final Battle: Tranquilize by the killers Mr. Brightside (remix) Funeral Song: Under the Gun by the killers (the title might seem correct but the song wouldn't work) Sorry madonna Final Credits: Mr. Brightside (remix) by the killers No, Not Now hot hot heat ...I have an extremely fucked up soundtrack if you ask me... 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" Things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Damn we sure screwed up! Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! AND MILK "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Procrastinate NOW! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls. When in doubt, wear pink. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. God created the big bang. If you believe in god but in a waaaaaaaaaay different way copy and paste this onto your profile. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!" "Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it then attempt to take over the world right now and tell everyone, “It’s your only chance man! Your only chance!” and copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, then go screaming in the night, because yo’ur certifiably insane. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic) I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing I used up all my sick days so I called in dead. Illegal Aliens Welcome! A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnapp him and drag him to you. Wierd things I have learned So far: There are over 122 flavors of pocky. Hello kitty wedding rings exist. Hamsters have periods... -_-' Spinach and Avacodo Ice cream... Egg pants...pants for eggs...eggs for pants...pant eggs... Eyelashes don't grow back if you cut them... Ah, tha's better Now to get something to eat! What do I feel like? (Opens the fridge) Ah! Just what I need! (Grabs the food) (Opens mouth) Aaaahhhh... (BEEP BEEP BEEP) WHAT THE FUC-!! KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! If you're against bombs being hidden by terrorists and want it to stop, copy and paste this on your profile.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. (\)_(/) Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, jabberwockylover, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, stellergazeller,Angelz on Edge, Ty Grl, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! lollypopgirl98, Ty Grl XD, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm\ If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. im bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the eight percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. 95 Percent of all people would commit suicide if one of the Jonas brothers was on top of a 100 foot building and was about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 Percent who would stand there watching inviting all your friends with popcorn screaming,"JUMP OR SO HELP ME, I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU OFF MY SELF!!" You Know You Live In 2009 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word If you ever thought about building a time machine, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want sooo badly for there to me a mysterious benedict society fanfic archive, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why Puck has pointy ears, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen the music video to Life in Technicolor ii and thought the puppets were soo cool and wanted to buy one, copy and paste this into your profile. btw, that song is at the end of night at the museum II!! I nearly threw a fit in the theater when it ended!! Copy/ Paste If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever thought Edward would kill Bella just for fun and you wish he had, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love with all your heart being random, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that books are like a god to you, copy and paste this into your profile If you have heard even ONE coldplay song, copy and paste this into your profile. OMG it really works crazy! THIS DOES WORK, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW IT DOES. It worked for me! SUBJECT: CHOCOLATE MATH Don't tell me your age; you might be tempted to tell me a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH. this is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've figured it out!! this is just something fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have ice cream (more than once but less than ten) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add five. 4. Multiply it by fifty--I'll wait while you get the calculator. 5. If you already had your birthday this year add 1759...And, if you haven't, then add 1758. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. the first digit of this was your original number (i.e: how many times you want to have ice cream each week). The next two numbers are: YOUR AGE! (oh YES, it is!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: grimmgirl hey guys, did it work for you? It did for me. Baha!! but then again, I'm a weirdo. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! He took his vorpal sword in hand: And as in uffish thought he stood, One, two! One, two! and through and through "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves --Jaberwocky, Lewis Carrol I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!! NOT THAT ONE!! THAT'S BY LEWIS CARROL!! but I mean, WOW now THAT was a WEIRD poem BEFORE I LEAVE... RICH PEOPLE MEET A BRIDGE TROLL rich people(in unison): ew. troll: rawr. other rich person: MOM? Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing. 1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter 2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur 3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women" 4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real 5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin 6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren't really funny 7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier 8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck or his minions die 9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after" 10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot 11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones 12. I will not ask people to see their driver's licenses 13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart 14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men 15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else 16. I will not offer any "anti-aging" products to Everafters 17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke 18. I will not brag about all the places I've been recently 19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok 20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter 21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror 22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens 23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man 24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people 25. I will not ask for autographs 26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons 27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand 28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning 29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot". Would you like to join? If so add you name to the list: Juniper Cahill Grimm I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob. I'm the kind of girl who laughs at... nothing. I'm the kind of girl who gets on the bad side of a teacher by correcting their grammar. I'm the kind of girl who looks at Twilight and laughs at the cheesiness. I'm the kind of girl who has a picture of Joe Jonas pasted to my dart board. DIE YOU STUPID JONAS BROTHER! I'm the kind of girl who walks into the Mental Hospital and greets the receptionist by name. I'm the kind of girl who is willing to drop-kick Twilight books out of my apartment window. I'm the kind of girl who cried when Briar Rose died in the Sisters Grimm series. I'm the kind of girl who can hold a conversation with you for fifteen minutes and then ask, "What was your name again?" I'm the kind of girl who reads rather than watching television. I'm the kind of girl who is considered weird. I'm the kind of girl that can not think about anything but Glee. But I'm also the kind of girl who is honest. Caring. Helpful. Loving. Kind. Loyal. Unique. Generous. Selfless. Encouraging. So maybe being this kind of girl isn't so bad after all. Funny Things -I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it! -I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. -I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it. -Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! -if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? -Love your enemies. And that's only one way to annoy them! -tell the truth and RUN FOR IT -If everything is going well in my mind then you have overlooked something -you cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder -education is important, but school is another matter -I was normal once. But then I watched Doctor Who -The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame -I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it. -When in doubt, make up words -Come to the Dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!! -An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. -Silence is golden, duct tape is silver -One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU! -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up -Flying is simple! Just throw your self towards the earth, then miss the ground. -Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out -Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -I'm a news reporter. "What's that" i hear you ask. Well, what I do is firstly say "Good afternoon" then i tell you why my previous greeting was not true. -When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN -Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about --If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED --I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it -I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? -DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now. -before embarking on revenge, dig 2 graves. That way if someone gets in the way, you can dispose of each body quickly Fudge is good. Cheese is good. Revenge is good. And Candles smell yummy! Watermelon is yummy. But then it makes you have to pee. As you've noticed, I like food. |
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