"Dag, come in here, we're doing a profile thing!" Elloth called out from her top hat. "Why do you need me to write a profile page?" her older bother asked her from the camp fire he just made. She stuck her head out and in her childishly high pitched voice said "Cause this is your profile too, bother!" she ducked her head back in and added "Besides, you were the one that wanted to share a profile." "Fine, fine," he got up and walked to the hat. "but you know I can't fit in there." so he picked it up and caried it back to were he was sitting. "Meh, so I'll say what I'm typing as I'm writing, and say some thing when you think you should say some thing." "Sounds good." "Cool. So let's get started." Ello, I'm Elloth the cat. And I'm her older twin, Eldaggor the wolf. We're of a race of shape shifters you never heard of before, so don't bother looking our kind up. Be nice. I am being "nice." Meyeahneah, I'm the spazzy twin, and I'm the some what collected (but crazy in other ways) one. We travel a lot. I don't know where we are from Earth, but it's far. Vary. It fact so far it'll be impossible to meet in really life, so don't ask. As for the stuff we'll be writing, I'm going to write mostly lovey-dovey some times sex stuff. And I am probably going to end-up writing dramas, and stories about lost love. You mean emo goth scary stories. No, I don't mean that. And you better backspace this and the last line. Fine, fine (is totally not backspacing but is typing this instead, so ha ha na na RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!) Is it gone? Almost, okay. So that's all I can think of to write. okay. Later every one. Later any one who reads this. She popped her head out "See that wasn't so bad." she said with a half moon grin going from ear to ear. Eldaggor got up "Whatever," and started walking turds the woods. "I'm going to hunt for dinner." P.S. We're don't not going to write of our own adventures on here. Sorry, but this is "fan fiction dot com" since we have no fans yet we can't write about ourselves. After all this ain't "tell the world of your day dot com". (That's what twit-ter is for.) So have a good forever. =_= ~Elloth~ |
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