Elloth and Eldaggor
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"Dag, come in here, we're doing a profile thing!" Elloth called out from her top hat.

"Why do you need me to write a profile page?" her older bother asked her from the camp fire he just made.

She stuck her head out and in her childishly high pitched voice said "Cause this is your profile too, bother!" she ducked her head back in and added "Besides, you were the one that wanted to share a profile."

"Fine, fine," he got up and walked to the hat. "but you know I can't fit in there." so he picked it up and caried it back to were he was sitting.

"Meh, so I'll say what I'm typing as I'm writing, and say some thing when you think you should say some thing."

"Sounds good."

"Cool. So let's get started."

Ello, I'm Elloth the cat.

And I'm her older twin, Eldaggor the wolf. We're of a race of shape shifters you never heard of before, so don't bother looking our kind up.

Be nice.

I am being "nice."

Meyeahneah, I'm the spazzy twin,

and I'm the some what collected (but crazy in other ways) one.

We travel a lot. I don't know where we are from Earth, but it's far.

Vary. It fact so far it'll be impossible to meet in really life, so don't ask.

As for the stuff we'll be writing, I'm going to write mostly lovey-dovey some times sex stuff.

And I am probably going to end-up writing dramas, and stories about lost love.

You mean emo goth scary stories.

No, I don't mean that. And you better backspace this and the last line.

Fine, fine (is totally not backspacing but is typing this instead, so ha ha na na RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!)

Is it gone?

Almost, okay. So that's all I can think of to write.

okay.

Later every one.

Later any one who reads this.

She popped her head out "See that wasn't so bad." she said with a half moon grin going from ear to ear.

Eldaggor got up "Whatever," and started walking turds the woods. "I'm going to hunt for dinner."


P.S. We're don't not going to write of our own adventures on here. Sorry, but this is "fan fiction dot com" since we have no fans yet we can't write about ourselves. After all this ain't "tell the world of your day dot com". (That's what twit-ter is for.) So have a good forever. =_= ~Elloth~

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Eternity in a Pickle Jar by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,675 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Jimmy, Edgar V.] - Complete
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/ChloƩ C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,130 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,931 - Follows: 18,618 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Distraction by jessa-beth reviews
ONESHOT: This is a follow-up to my story "Stimulus." Watson has trouble handling his love for his friend in the weeks following Holmes' proposition that they get physical as a distraction from his boredom. M Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stimulus by jessa-beth reviews
Days have passed without a case. Sherlock turns to an old form of recreation, and John expresses his disappointment. He suggests another means of distraction, but Sherlock finds the idea ludicrous, until giving it more serious thought. M Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Blue by TheShoelessOne reviews
On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Dreams and Reality by Bun8.5 reviews
An alternate life for Squee, a changed yet still homicidal Johnny. Ten years later, Squee is still fixated on the first person who ever showed him kindness. Yes, in that way. Squee/Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Johnny C., Squee
Miranda Rights by Tai Ping reviews
Part of my 100 kink themes on y!gallery. Punk!Hanna and Detective!Zombie Jayne What happens when Jayne finds a dime bag of green leaves? Sex I assume?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
All In the Vanity by His Little LabRat reviews
First part of short horrors. Rated M for Pleser. THEORY-based work; not "spoilers."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Ples T., Veser
The Taste Of True Battle by Eclectic1 reviews
Ocelot sets out to have a "one-on-one" battle with Naked Snake in an attempt to discover who the better soldier is. Rated M for OcelotXSnake yaoi yumminess.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ocelot, B. Boss - Complete
Save Me by VioletCheckers reviews
In a chore forced upon him by Lamont, Worth runs into some trouble. Mild Gore, lotsa cussing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Mad House by RebelionMuda reviews
Edgar's soul has been bought by Up There and he's been resucitated in Nny's house. He has a mission to complete if he wants to get back to Heaven..He cannot leave the place, until he gets rid of *that* ghost. A very unusual couple no Original Charactes
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edgar V., Jimmy
Irken Erotica by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDr. If you don't like, don't read. While at a party, Zim has a wild experience with a mystery guy. Now, he is determined to recreate the orgasmic sensation he's never felt before. Even if that means enlisting the help of the Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Zim, Dib
Next Saturday by YamiTami reviews
Their Saturday nights have fallen into an uncomfortable routine of longing and loneliness. Something had to give. //spoilers for MGS1&2, angst everywhere, DaveHal//
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake - Complete
Cannibal by My Name Here reviews
Johnny meets his match. A crazy cannibal psychopath whos insanity rivals his own. Will they be friends or will it end in the bloody deathmatch that will end up on the 5 o'clock news? Trust me, it's rated M for a reason. Finished! Bonus chapter now up too!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Truths by Lutes reviews
Squee/Nny, dark humor, rape, violence. All of the years of neglect and abuse left Squee emotionally unstable. Unfortunately for Johnny his return home finally pushes the boy over the deep end.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Reunion by QoD-Dev reviews
Zim returns to Earth after five years only to find that obtaining the two things he wants most may not be as easy as his new found clarity makes it seem, because things change, and sometimes humanity gets in the way. ZaDR, other warnings inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,767 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Only Relief by Carcaohtar reviews
What was the final straw that made Johnny nail his bunny to the wall? What pushed him to create Nailbunny?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Johnny C., Nail Bunny - Complete