Sumire Teh Cubby-Chibi
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Joined 07-14-09, id: 2007461, Profile Updated: 06-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and House of Night.

I'm Sumire, but you can call me Sumi and/or Perfect. Whichever one.

Thirty Little Facts About Me (No, not you, God/Sumi.).

(Things I think that are important are underlined.)

1) I have a total of three and a half friends in real life.

2) I do not root for the Vancouver Canucks, nor the Winnipeg Werewolves or what ever the crap their called. :D

3) I haven't been called a nigger in my entire life. Yet.

4) I have a third cousin twice removed that's gay. Then there's Mark.

5) On my trip to Las Vegas over the summer and there, I had Subway every night.

6) I have a Webkinz AND a Poptropica account.

7) I'm so helpless I downloaded 'the 'We Just Touched Awkwardly' song' song.

8) I've gotten kicked out of two Harry Potter RPs. So far.

9) My family thinks I look like Russell Brand.

10) I've developed a habit of saying "MOTHER FLIPPING CLUB PENGUIN CHEESE DOODLES JESUS!" over the summer.

11) I have a little sister AND older brother. Tyler and Krista. Guess which one is which.

12) My favorite shows are Scrubs, The Office, Entourage, 30 Rock (ROCKEFELLER PLAZAA!!), JONAS, Generation Kill, CSI: Miami, The Teletubies (Don't ask...), MOD (Much On Demand), Peak Season, The Hills, 16 and Pregnant (It's fun to watch those poor biotches go through nine months of Hell. :D), The After Show, Gossip Girl, and the Slap-Chop commercial and that ShamWow! commerical.

13) I have a freakish desire/urge to hit people/Jamie-Lynn Spears/AnnaLyne McCord/Celine Dion over the head with a hammer...

14) I'm listening to The Beat right now.

15) Yesterday (Oct. 16-17, 2009), I went to my very second sleep-over.

16) I'm listening to a song that the title used to be my username. I gotta go outside more...

17) I LOVE Ian, Matt, and Scoot from Peak Season. Especially Matt. Love the accent, biotch.

18) I LOVE Seamus from Harry Potter. Love the accent, Mother Flipper Doodles.

19) You know that Sam guy from Beverly Hills Chihuahua? He strangely looks like Enrique Iglesias...

20) I LOVE ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.!

21) My name is Sumire, but I changed it to Summir.

22) When I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag...

23) I RULE!

24) I'm in LOVE with Ricky Underwood from Secret Life.

25) I LOVE DAVID ARCHULETA!!.

26) I know for a fact that...

SHAWTY GOT 'EM APPLE SAUCE JEANS (JEANS!), BOOTS WITH THE FOAM! (FOAM1!)!

Dig it! ;D

27) I fell in love with the pairing Ruka/Mikan during chapter twenty-four of Gakuen Alice at the part when Mikan has to kiss Ruka and in chapter twenty when RuKa and Mikan talk about how 'caring' Natsume is (Ruka said that Mikan and him are the same. :D)

28) But I also love the pairings Natsume/Mika, Ruka/Hoatru and for no absolute reason at ALL, Ruka's white rabbit/Mr. Bear.

29) Oh, and BTW, Natsume, Narumi, Misaki-sensai (He's cute!...) and Ruka-pyon are MINE and Mikan's! A little bit of Hotaru's, too...

30) And I also love that Ruka/Mikan moment when Natsume pushes Ruka over toward Mikan and they start dancing!! EKKK!! :D

My Fandoms

Books: Charlie Bone, Darren Shan Saga/Cique Du Freak, Dear Dumb Diary, Harry Potter, TWitches, Winnie-the-Pooh, House of Night.

Anmie/Manga: Absolute Boyfriend, Gakuen Alice, Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew.

Movies: Addams Family, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Camp Rock, Chicken Little, Cinderella, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, Finding Nemo, Halloweentown, High School Musical, Hoodwinked!, IT, Juno, Kung Fu Panda, Night At the Museum, Nightmare Before Christmas, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Proposal, She's The Man, Shrek, Slumdog Millionaire, Titanic, Toy Story, Up, WALL-E, Wallace and Gromit.

Cartoon: 6teen, Back At The Barnyard, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Camp Lazlo, CatDog, Fairly Odd Parents, Futurama, Hey Arnold, Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy Two-Shoes, Johnny Bravo, Johnny Test, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Mighty B!, My Gym Partner's A Monkey (MONKEY!, MONKEY!, MONEY!), Penguins of Madagascar, Phineas and Ferb, Pinky and the Brian, Powerpuff Girls, Proud Family, Pucca, Recess, Replacements, Ruby Gloom, Rugrats, South Park, Spectacular Spider-Man, SpongeBob SquarePants, Total Drama Island, Yin Yang Yo.

TV Shows: 30 Rock, 8 Simple Rules, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Arrested Development, Boy Meets World, Entourage, How I Met Your Mother, iCarly, Lizzie McGuire, Malcolm in the Middle, Naked Brothers Band, Natrually, Sadie, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (Holy crap, that's a mouth full. :P), Office, Phil Of The Future, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Scrubs, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Seinfeld, Sonny With A Chance, Ugly Betty, Vampire Diaries, What I Like About You, Wizards of Waverly Place.

Games: Club Penguin, Guitar Hero, Mario, Pac-Man, Pokemon, Spore, Toontown, Webkinz.

See? Told I need to get outside more. :D

I Killed My Tooth Brush Because I'm Gay.

Or... did I?

I am officially obsessed with Peak Season and 30 Rock. Because Ian has edge and Jack is that slick bastard that every show needs.

My Projects:

NOTE: My computer, which had every one of my stories on it, crashed. :( So now I have to wait until it's fixed and then start my stories all over. T.T But, on the bright side, more time for me to play Rock Band! Yeah! (12-26-09)

I Forgot The Title of The Story So I'm Putting This Here - A story about Stark and Zoey through their lives. ^^ House of Night

Characters For My Stories

Too lazy to look any up right noa! RAWR!

The Best Songs Only, Like, EVER!

"Good Girls Go Bad" Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Mester.

"It's Alright, It's OK" Ashley Tisdale

"Cross My Heart" Marianas Trench

"All to Myself" Marianas Trench

"Masterpiece Theater III" Marianas Trench

"Decided To Break It" Marianas Trench

"Acadia" Marianas Trench

"Celebrity Status" Marianas Trench

"Alibis" Marianas Trench

"Sing Sing" Marianas Trench

"Lover Dearest" Marianas Trench

"Dear Maria, Count Me In" All Time Low

"Vegas" All Time Low

"Umbrella (Cover)" All Time Low

"Umbrella (Cover)" Vanilla Sky

"Poker Face" Lady Ga Ga

"Love Game" Lady Ga Ga

"Paparazzi" Lady Ga Ga

"Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year" Fall Out Boy

"She's My Winona" Fall Out Boy

"What a Catch, Donnie" Fall Out Boy

"America's Suitehearts" Fall Out Boy

"America's Suitehearts (Remix)" Fall Out Boy

"Russian Roulette" Rihanna

"Take A Bow" Rihanna

"Umbrella" Rihanna feat. Jay-Z

"Run This Town" Jay-Z feat. Kayne West and Rihanna

"Empire State Mind" Jay-Z feat. Alica Keys

"Fireflies" Owl City

"Rainbow Veins" Owl City

"Hello Seattle" Owl City

"Swimming in Miami" Owl City

"Vanilla Twilight" Owl City

"If My Heart Was A House" Owl City

"Cave In" Owl City

"Fuzzy Blue Lights" Owl City

"Meteor Shower" Owl City

"Dental Care" Owl City

"Umbrella Beach" Owl City

"Hello Seattle (Remix)" Owl City

"The Saltwater Room" Owl City

"On The Wing" Owl City

All the songs by LIGHTS.

I took THIS quiz: and I turned out to be Paparazzi by Lady Gag Ga. :)

I took THIS quiz: and I got 100.00 of the possible points of this test!

My Favorite Anime and Manga Guy Characters:

Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)-

Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)-


My copy and paste... area...

Talk of trouble is sent through the country
And we need an army
To fight for the right
Young men enlist and are sent to the battle
To fight the offender and help our allies

And the young men cry Oh Canada
We'll gladly go and fight for thee
And the young men cry Oh Canada
We'll fight to keep you free

The battles raging
Gun fire is blazing
A tired young soldier is clinging to life
He's ordered off
And obeys by advancing
No hope of returning from the enemy fire

And the soldier cries Oh Canada
If it must be so, I'll die for thee
And the soldier cries Oh Canada
I'll die to keep you free

And we all miss oh Canada
The land where we all used to be
And we all long for Canada
The true north
strong and free

And the soldier cries Oh Canada
If it must be so, I'll die for thee
And the soldier cries Oh Canada
I'll die to keep you free

Far away we had seen a great danger
And yet theres a danger much greater within
The noise we make as we constantly bicker
Would hush not a whisper if we listen to him

All the thousands cry Oh Canada
Is that why we have died for thee?
And the soldiers cry Oh Canada
We died to keep you free

And the soldier cries oh Canada
Be true
And strong
For me

If you support our Troops, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Dark Jasmine, Beckyluvsonetreehill08, Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-'

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen) Dark Jasmine (Draco Malfoy: evil and sexy & Edward Cullen: Sexy),Beckyluvsonetreehill08(Edward!!and Ron and Fred and Jasper), Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-' (Lucas and Nathan Scott, Ricky Underwood (Sexier than hell!), DRACCOOOOOO!! 8D, Jacob Black, Emmett Cullen, and a billion more! :DD)

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Dark Jamine, Beckyluvsonetreehill08, Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-'

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs) Dark Jamine (I don't even know how it's possible. It defys gravity,Beckyluvsonetreehill08(happens every time i go upstairs!!), Ricky-Underwood-Fan-Girl '-' (I was five!!)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you baka (chinese for idiot)!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

This poem is just heartbreaking

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, Walk much, Dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are.

Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse

Her dad waz a drunk

Her mom waz an addict

Her parents kept her

locked in an attic

Her only friend waz a little toy bear

It waz old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She alwayz talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be in such a terrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And she softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking, "God, why?

Why iz my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little girl

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child waz hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It waz sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die you worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed for her bear

And started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything waz az quiet az a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened the door

To find the sad little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you disapprove of child abuse, put this on your profile

"I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen."

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO

I Killed a Tooth Brush Because The Gummy Bears Made Me.

If Edward is an angel, and angels were created by God, does that make Carlisle God?

Tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN

Pulled the door when it says push Ever walked into a wall b4 And/or Fell off a chair backwards

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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50 Ways to Avoid Imminent Death by mercurywrites reviews
Have you ever been worried about finding youself facing death at the hands of Voldemort? Well, just read this manual and worry no longer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort
Family Life by CHIBZ reviews
A new program in Hogwarts will bring together couples that were never meant to be. See what happens when enemies are paired up and forced to live together like a nice happy family. What will happen? Read and find out. Let the fun begin! DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,531 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Family Trouble by peanutdust reviews
Hermione and Draco have been named joint guardians of a child. Surely there must be some mistake, they both know nothing about raising a child let alone doing anything together. Is this the catalyst needed to bring them together or the wedge to drive them permanently apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,582 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth It by Solas-Divided reviews
Hermione has to decide what is more important. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The PA by thesiriuswriter reviews
The Potters are a very influential family in London and Harry Potter is quite happy having a new bimbo on his arm every week. Lily decides to hire his new PA and then Harry finds himself in for quite a challenge with Miss Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Assistant by thesiriuswriter reviews
Harry Potter works in the Ministry and is in need of a new assistant. His girlfriend has managed to get rid of all his previous assistants but when Hermione comes to work, Miss Weasley gets a rude shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,118 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Country for Young Men by Moon Hound Hati reviews
Sometimes the only choice you have is to run away...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Unnamed by Anlynne reviews
She didn't have a history. She didn't have a name. She lived to die but her enemy refused to let that happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Endgame by Moon Hound Hati reviews
This is the grand finale. Everything or nothing. Written for The Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Loved reviews
Zoey Redbird's life is finally all in place; She's a full vampyre, has a loving family, , a small, humble job and all her friends from House of Night. Yes, all is good. Take a look for yourself. Zoey's POV, kinda AU.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Zoey R., J. Stark
You Know You're Paranoid When reviews
Come and check out if you are paranoid or not!A humor filled list with signs that tell you what's going on when you're reading this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bellatrix L., OC - Complete