sonofathenadyl19
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. About Me 1. ALL I DO IS READ (except when on fanfiction) 2.I want to ba an author when I am an adult 3.I want someflames they might help me write better, critisism works to 4. HATE snobby rich kids 5. I am a dork and nerd 6. Smartest boy in my grade... almost 7. I am between the ages of 1 and 100 8. Most mature in grade... almost 9. Suck at spelling although great in any other aspect of English aside from grammar 10. Favorite Books: PJO!! (best books of alllllll this messed up land :p) ,Harry, Potter, Children Of the Lamp, Septimus Heap series, Hunger Games, Warriors, The Alchemyst The Tapestry 11. Favorite Movies: Harry Potter 1 through 6, all the Fast and the Furious, X-men 1 2 and 3 and the origins one, and Transformers 12.Favorite Shows: George Lopez, Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, Family Guy WHO DOES THE WORK?? Who's working anyway? The population of the US is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. Stupid test: 18 or lower means you’re not stupid. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. You have ran into a glass/screen door. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total= 2 You have ran into a tree. it IS possible to lick your elbow You just tried to lick your elbow. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. You just tried to sing them. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. You have choked on your own spit. You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. not cool. People have called you slow. total so far= 6 You have accidentally caught something on fire You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. You have caught yourself drooling. You’ve fallen asleep in class If someone says “fart” you laugh. You just laughed. total so far= 8 Sometimes you just stop thinking You tell a story and forget what you were talking about People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you You are often told to use your “inside voice”. You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far= 10 You have eaten a bug. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket total so far= 11 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. You break a lot of things. Your friends know not to use big words around you. You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. You have fallen out of your chair before. When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total so far= 15 final total= 15 The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you think Disney Channel messed up the good name of Disney, then copy and paste this to your profile. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pulled on a door that said push or pushed on a door that said pull, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character out of a book or cartoon and see absoulutelynothing wrong with that, copy and paste this into your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie 10. You are constantly thinking about it. 9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7. 8.You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net. 7.You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton?) 6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about. 5. You daydream about it when you are bored. 4.You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net. 3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie. 2.You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis. 1. You think about it before you go to sleep. 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38 The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 16,400 The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight." It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 75 percent of people would have tried to lick their elbows. Copy and paste this to your profile if you tried to. Come on, you know you want to. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are a Klutz, copy and paste this to your profile! If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile (Some of my friends are crazy stupid losers then. Actually, all of them. Whatever, still love 'em anyway! :D!) If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. I you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?) You shalt paste this in your profile, and not question the lisp of the accent that is being poorly ridiculed. If you think that girl in the Eggo Waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile. fi oyu nca drea iths, oypc nda tepas iths otin ouyr fpilreo. If you wish typing a story was as easy as coping and pasting, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are obssed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile! If you can find the b, copy and paste this into your profile. ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppbpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? This is Bunny. (\_/) ()() Copy and paste Bunnyto your profile to help him achieve world domination! On the other hand, this is Kitty. /l /l ( (l) ) ( (l) ) -V- Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you can read the message above paste it in your profile if you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When im awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But it's now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you hate child abuse and think people who abuse children should be put in jail for life with no one to be there for them, copy and paste this to your profile, because they hurt their kids in a way that nobody deserves to be hurt for doing nothing. Try not to Cry Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you." In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students Who were lost Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... |
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