OutsidersReviewer
This is the profile of OutsidersReviewer. You're probably here because I sent you some nasty critique, flame, etc. and you are looking for revenge. Well, here's the thing sucky writers: I'm not nice. I have never been nice, and I'm not going to start now. I will never give a nice review. I don't give a shit if I hurt your little baby feelings. Go have mommy wipe your tears and change your diapers becuase I am not going to apologize and give you sympathy. Got it? To all you sucky writers: ~Fix the crap you call writing before you kill some unsuspecting reader. To all you reviwers who call me out when you write a review: ~Shut the fuck up. You're not the boss of me. If you think that my reviews are sucky, then you should read some of yours: "OMG, ur story rocks my socks!" You make me sick. For all you wimpy babies who can't survive the blunt truth of my reviews, I made you a helpful guide: Reviwer's Guide to Getting Over My Reviews: 1. Go ahead, bawl your eyes out. 2. Wipe your eyes and blow your snotty nose. 3. Get the hell over it. Optional: Write me a mean reply with the motive (ooh, a hard word) that you can break me. Um, nope, I'll just laugh so hard my eyes will pop out. See? Doesn't this make your life so much more easier? To all of the Suethors (Mary-Sue writers): What is a Mary-Sue? ~ I have actually gotten a reply asking my what a Mary-Sue is. Well, literary delinquets, Mary-Sues are OCs (other characters) that are really special and have all these cool hobbies, can beat up 10 socs, can heal faster than Superman, and is inhumanely beautiful. There are so many more traits to a Mary-Sue (even a Gary-Stu), but for further reference, look up the Mary-Sue Litmus Test on Google. I highly suggest it to those who do not want to feel the rath of my flames. FYI: I don't give nice reviews, but if you aspiring writers want some advice, PM me. Just because I may say I send flames doesn't mean I don't offer spelling, structure and grammar critique. Don't expect special treatment though. |
