COMPLETE. Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.

Focuses on the firsts (hug, kiss, kill, time, etc) of Team Guy. Written for humor and to expand a bit on my "Twenty Truths about Team Guy" fic which you don't really have to read to understand this one. Truth or dare is involved. Swearing, sex as well as Neji X Tenten and Lee X OC. Guy funniness. Neji dons the green spandex. More craziness ensues. Updated as inspired.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)

Sometimes everyday pressures and small annoyances can overshadow the reason people fell in love in the first place. Sasuke slowly realizes that he might have let something irreplaceable slip away without a fight. Will he be able to get it back in the end? Break-up/Make-up but NOT a cheating fic! Main pairing: SasuNaruSasu, some SasuNeji, some GaaNaruGaa AU. CONTENT EDITED per ToS.

"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas AU

It's a hell of a way to come out to your family, by bringing a heretofore-unknown boyfriend to Christmas dinner, but Sasuke's never been one to do anything by halves. (Oneshot, SasuNaru, ItaShi) (BOTB 'verse)

Shisui, you see, is a big believer in True Love. Specifically the part about it Conquering All (Including Scary-Ass Fathers). (ItaShi, Oneshot, Say Anything Fusion)

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

Just a simple, smutty oneshot. Zosan. Continued in Fire & Steel.

What happens when Lee accidently sees what's in Neji's secret locked drawer? A revenge plot courtesy of Tenten and new insights into the Hyuuga's sex life. M because of sexual themes. OOC-ness abound. Shika X Neji sexy times implied. Written for pure humor.

If there was one thing that could stop a man dead in his tracks when he entered his house, it was the sound of something he never thought he would hear. It was faint, it could only just be heard from the entrance way to the house. Roy was frowning as he listened. No. It couldn't be, could it? A/N: Becky G's lyrics are italicized and are not mine. Just placed in as seen appropriate.

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

Summer Commission. Companion fic to "The Roronoa Fruit". Sanji finally kisses Zoro in front of the crew.

Sasuke attempts to surprise Itachi on his birthday. This was a terrible, terrible idea. (ItaShi, BOTB 'verse)

SanjixZoro. In the aftermath of catastrophe, two like souls meet in what can only be described as fate. Now they will both learn to trust again, and keep each other alive in more ways than one. Warnings: violence, gore, language, yaoi.

This made Itachi perplexed. "If you're not hungry for food, then what are you hungry for? Only organic matter has the power to sustain " "You know, for a genius, you truly are stupid when it comes to this kind of stuff." Warnings: AU, yaoi, and lime

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE

Forced to go on a date by one of his friends, Zoro is surprised when his evening takes an unexpected turn... AU, Zoro/Sanji, One-Shot

LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.