Typing on the Keyboard at Midnight Since 06/03/08

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Welcome to Dr. BloodClot T.V, presented to you by your two very presentable presenters... Lord Thomas Rupert and Butterscotch D. Carpenter!

They are here to bring you the finest in TV show parody and crossover entertainment!

We hope you'd tune it to our feature presentations of cross-over Television parodies and hopefully, as the staff discuss the line-up, hope to expand into many genres and techniques of Fanfiction Entertainment. The content may be paper-thin, but we have only begun at the roots of this organization. Soon, it will grow into a beautiful oak tree that will manifest into a hybrid of tree and rapist. What a beautiful foreshadowing.

So far, it's only two people running the show, but who knows, guest authors can show up, new recruits, an eagle performing castrastion with it's proud glare, this can all very well happen...or not. But that's the point.

Just make sure you have a comfy seat, prehaps some Chicargo Town Deep Dish, a can of Sprite, and enjoy your Fanfiction at Dr.BloodClot TV, where the castration never ends!

And now, A little about your hosts...

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Name: Lord Thomas Rupert

D.O.B: 05/07/91 (27)

Origins: Hertfordshire, England

Profession: Ex-rich person, Roomate in Dave's House, The Left Head and Pubic Hair of Dr.BloodClot

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Name: Butterscotch D. Carpenter

D.O.B 04/11/87 (500)

D.O.D: ...?

Origins: Canterbury, Her Infernal Mother

Profession: Daughter of Two Renowned Scientists, a Drunk, Temporary Owner of Dave's House, The Right Head and butt-cheek of Dr.BloodClot

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LINE-UP SHCEDULE

My Name Is Sawyer- When Sawyer boarded Oceanic Flight 815 the last thing he expected was to making up for the bad things he had done in life. Once on the island Sawyer realises that the other survivors all look oddly familiar... Everyone there was once wronged by Sawyer and using the manifest Sawyer creates a list to make up for the wrongs of his past, with very odd and sometimes horrific consequences. A parody of My Name is Earl with a Lost twist.

STATUS: Project Greenlit!!!

This fanfic will fall under the humor/parody section.

More stuff coming soon!