Hello. Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Ruler #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.

Peeves:

OOC-ness

Mary-Sues

Barbie-Sues

Marty-Stus/Gary-Stus

Bad Grammar

Bad Spelling

If you come/came to this profile because your are pissed/angry/muderous because of what I wrote: Suck it up. I won't write pointless flames, and if I criticized your work, you probably needed it. Stop acting like a baby and fix your story for the poor fanfiction readers. If you need a beta, I'm here at shoshanna_of_the_roses@yahoo.com

If you did not come here because I reviewed your story, welcome

I am a female who lives in a cold, cold, cold part of the USA. I work in the Harry Potter, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu-Yasha, Azumanga Daioh, Tokyo Mew Mew and Fruits Basket fandoms.

I am slightly morbid and have a temper. Despite appearing innoccent, I can be a cruel bitch. After you dig through the many layers of skin, scar tissue and bones you will find that I have blood just like you. Well...not really. I just said that to make you feel better.

I am currently involved in three world domination plans and am going to rule Japan, Canada, Ireland, Lativia, Alaska, Chicago and New York State when they are completed.

Like the Willow Whisp I am seceretive and will pop up and dissapear any time I want. However if you are nice to me, I will be nice to you.

Some of my favorite quotes include...

"I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?"

“This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence”—Unknown

"Don't piss me off... I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"If we're going to die, we might as well go laughing insanely."

"Life. Get one." -Happy Bunny

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Suicide is a way of telling God: You can't fire me, I QUIT!"

"I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards."

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”

‘She has moments when she seems stable, but then so does nitro-glycerine.’—Unknown

"Cute but pscho. Things even out." -also by Happy Bunny

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. :)

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

McDonald's: We love to see you smile ...for a limited time only. Some customers may not apply. Offer ends December thirtieth...

I'm not being sarcastic! I'm being Optimistically Pessimistic! Putting a positive spin on a negative thought!

"This is an A and B conversation so please C your way out or D and E will F you up, G!"

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."

"If anime guys were real the world would be a better place, more violent and destructive, but better."

“If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.”

A final word...

"Let us crush their hopes and dreams like bugs!" copywrite MoonWolf Rokhaya 2005