Hello! I'm emily (Call me Austin! I hate my name!) and i'm 14.

Let us welcome the NEW Year!

Let Bush Die!

(That might provoke angry Pm's.)

REVIEWS=HAPPY AUSTIN!! But really, I love a good review, even a bad one.

You know thoose people you see dancing in the rain, laughing at a stupid jokes and screaming to their favorite song? That is completely and totally me! I'm currently obsessed with: NCIS (BEST FING SHOW EVER!!), Avril Lavene, Fuzzy things, music, Dancing, and I've recently devoted myself to a health kick! And I might be High. Or drunk.

Just to make this clear, I AM NOT A DEMENTED FREAK WHO LOCKS HERSELF UP IN HER ATTIC AND WRITES!! I acuttly sit in my living room listening to my sisters demented rant's while I write and pretend to listen and agree with her.(And she is qutie possibly crazy.)

My dad died in Iraq, and I still think about him every day. He died in a suicude bombing. a fence post speared trough his chest and killed him.

GET OUR TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ!!

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Gibbs

2. Abby

3. McGee

4. Tony

5. Jenny

6. Ducky

7. Palmer

8. Vance

9. Ziva

10. Fornell

11. Kate

12. Lee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Umm... NO!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

That's only mildly creepy.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That's. Not. Possible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

no duh.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NONONONONONONONONO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

WHY?? NONE OF THE ABOVE!! HOW ABOUT 5 AND 1??

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would be scared for life. no joke.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

I can't. It's against my ethics. I'm not against gays, but that is so... wierd.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NOOOOO!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Not just a one-night stand

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know an appropriate song.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I wrote this with a gun pointed at my head.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About five minutes ago.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (5).

(Gag.) Gibbs and Palmer are in a happy relationship until Ziva runs of with Tony. Gibbs, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kate and a breif unhappy affair with Lee, (Well no duh.) then follows the wise advice of McGee, (Like that would ever happen.) and finds true love with Jenny.

What title would you give this fic?

A brief introduction to Crack.

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would feel that something was wrong with the world.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT AUSTIN!!

1. Red Sox all the way!

2. You could call me smart.

3. I am crazy sarcastic!

4. The only cookie I like is an Oreo!

5. I spend a lot of time doing crazy things!

6. I don't judge people I don't know!

7. Neon is the only way to go!

8. The only sweet I like is Ice cream!

9. world peace calms the mind!

10. I dance waaaay to much!

11. Exlamation points rule!!

My favorite pairings are,

NCIS

Tiva - I'm going to snap if they don't hook up

Mcabby - Cute Cute Cute

Jibbs - JENNY IS NOT DEAD

Tate - My replacement for TIVA

Kibbs - The hottest thing EVER!

Gabby - I'm new to gabby, but IT IS SOOOO CUTE!

House

Huddy- The most argumentative couple out there!

Negima!?

Konsuna - Forrbiden Romance!

other favorite shows

The daily show- gotta love Jon sweart.

The Colbert Report- I'm going to flip out if he bashes Obama again. But I love Steven anyway.

Lily's wedding dress in Only Lilly

Note for You could call me Emo:

1.Austin is not Phsyco.

2.Her mom just got married to Gibbs.

3.Her mom is Jenny.

4. She is in 9th grade.

5. Austin is Emo.

link for picture of Austin:

Do you think being Zany is wierd?( Do you even know what Zany means!?)

I don't! There is not one day that I remember that I didn't laugh in. If you don't laugh a least once a day, I feel sorry for you.

Laughing is fun! Try it! Make a New years resulution to laugh or smile at least once a day!

Austin's New Years Resulutions

1. To stick to my mom's new diet. She always drags the entire Family into them.

2. To finish current stories: Why you should never.. and You could call me emo. And write 5 new ones.

3. To get an outstading report card ( like all a's)

4. To clean my Room. ( Hardest one on here! It's worse than hurricane Katirna!)