"When exactly were you going to tell me about THIS?" "I was eight at the time. I didn't kn-" "Excuses are for Iwa-nin! Take your punishment like a man!" "...Kushina, please put down that meat cleaver." Clearly, privacy is a myth. May Kami-sama save his soul. Minato-centric, in case the title wasn't obvious enough. Rated T because Jiraiya is involved.

Rise of the Guardians. The Sugar Plum Fairy, a foul-mouthed little creature, has a chance to become a Guardian. She is accompanied by her brother, the kick-butt Nutcracker. Join them in the adventure of a violent moron on a quest to save humanity! LOTS of cussing. No lemons. Rated for language & possibly gore. Crackfic all the way.

This is simply a collection of random events involving Naruto pairings I adore. NaruSaku, NaruHina, KibaHina, SasuKarin, ShikaTema, LeeTen, InoSai and maybe more. WARNING: Some parts contain Lemon. Underage? Don't read! This chapter: SakuHina YURI

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. Will her heart withstand as her loyalties are tested? And what else lies in store? SasoSaku, SasuSaku onesided, slight ShikaIno and NejiHina. Lemon warning. (As of 2015) Old story, not really interested in it right now. I'll finish it later, but don't expect an update anytime soon. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Love. One of the most painful things I've ever experienced. At times I wish I had never fallen in love... Watch as the world changes and people fall in love. Actual Summary inside. Lemon, Femslash, Slash, War, Mythical Beings, AU, Magic, Love, Destiny...

This begins 5 years after Sasuke leaves Konoha. These are like two different diary accounts of what is happening…one diary is called "Cherry Blossom has bloomed" that is Sakura's diary. The other diary is called "Avenge what?" which is Sasuke's diary…

Our beloved characters from harry potter and percy jackson meeting online? All the classic couples. rated T because i feel like it. The format is no longer allowed on fanfiction, I may continue it elsewhere.

Hearing voices in your head is never good, but what happens when the voices tell you to check on something that you witnessed disappear? No one will listen to him, so Jack Frost decides to tackle this issue on his own. PitchxJack BunnymundxJack Rated M for later chapters. Rise of the Guardians does not belong to me but my Original Characters do.

Percy Jackson and his gang are watching The Lightning Thief on Facebook! And what do they have to say about the lame mortals that made this film? Read this to find out! Note: I WILL redo this story so it fits in the guidelines, later.

This is obviously a story about a dramione Veela love triangle. Yes, i said triangle. Not your ordinary veela story...but still is...if that makes sense.

Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!

"I couldn't believe it, after everything I had gone through... He is alive... Now to try one forbidden jutsu, he will be... Mortal." Lemon in future stories and also shout outs as well.

The Veela blood pumping through his veins craved her and it boiled with rage as it was neglected the feast Hermione Granger was. Draco Malfoy decided he would claim his bride by the end of the day,whether she was willing or not.Dramione/Veela fic.

Sakura Haruno doesnt care that Ino stole her life but this time shes gone too far! How dare she steal it! sakura then seeks revenge! Her revenge was So Epic it happens to catch the eye of the HOTTEST GANG IN SCHOOL! Warning: CUSSING, maybe lemon AkatxSaku

Sakura is undercover as an Akatsuki member. Plans change. AkatsukileaderXSakura, DeiSaku, HidanSaku, ItaSaku, KakuzuSaku, KisameSaku, TobiSaku, ZetsuSaku, and SasoriXSakura. M for lang

Itachi has a child with a common whore, but when the woman dies giving birth, who will help him take care of his child? What will Sasuke think when he finds out who it is that is taking care of that child?

His poor cherry blossom, crushed under her protector’s grasp, delectable.' What happens when love loses control? SasuSaku. AU.

Sakura is in the Akatsuki for 5 years now, and she's partners with Itachi and Kisame. What happens when Sasuke finds out? How's Sakura's lives with the Akatsuki? ItaSakuSasu. Rated M for some strong scenes. Better summary inside!

Sakura has started a new life without Sasuke, but is still lost inside. What happens when she unsuspectingly gets thrown into the past? When the Uchiha Massacre had not happened yet? And what the hell is little Sakura doing with Itachi? SasuSaku ItaSaku

As an assignment for school a group of students have to keep a diary. What will Sakura's say?

Sakura marries Sasuke so he can have his other goal of reviving the Uchiha clan come true. They have 7 children. She feels sad because Sasuke doesn't love her...right? Does he still not love her after all the years they've been together? SASUXSAKU

SasoriSakura AU fic which is based on a Greek mythology called Hades and Persephone. It'll contain lemon later on