Hey hey hey! I'm Maria (please, call me Senpai), and I am a badass human.

GOOD TO KNOW:

I am a PANSMEXY human being. I currently am single, and will probably be for the rest of my life.

I am a DIE HARD YouTube fan, which means I'm a Professional Fangirl, a Bro, a Sprinklerino, a Cupquake, a Phangirl, and many other things.

Please note: I'm a budding writer, and some of my stuff might not be very good, so just bear with me here. And I update practically never. Sorry...*scratches back of head awkwardly*

My chumHandle is innuendoGizmo, 'cause, well, innuendos. I make them.

I love to read, namely Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Homestuck (Hey, it counts!), Divergent, Hunger Games, Maze Runner, practically any other young adult book ever, oh, and John Green.

ALL OF THE JOHN GREEN.

JOHNDAVE IS EVERYTHING TO ME OKAY.

I am HELLA OTAKU. I watch Haikyuu!!, Nana, Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club, Sword Art Online, Digimon, RWBY, and Avatar: The Last Airbender, if that's even an option...?

I also am obsessed with Doctor Who and gay movies on Netflix.

I am also secretly Hinata Shoyou. Just...thought you should know.

ASKMARSHANDBROFLOVSKI ON TUMBLR. I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH. (God, I don't even watch South Park, but this blog is fabulous.)

I write all my fanfics on AO3, so go check me out.

I write mostly boy x boy/girl x girl fic, so if you don't like it, kindly fuck off and read something else.

Mark Miller and Ethan Hethcote are my OTP FOR LIFE.

"Feel free to be yourself" is my motto, so I accept anyone and everyone. And as the great Markiplier once said:

"You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other. Probably."

Stalk me:

AO3/Wattpad/iFunny/Kik - @MyChemicalNoPants

DeviantArt - @InTheWrong

Tumblr - @innuendo-gizmo

(I also run an askblog on Tumblr for Grimmons, from Red vs. Blue, called @askdexanddick, so go check that out..!)

Love you all, Senpai/Hinata/Maria