SwiftyWolfhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for South Park. Hey thar! 8D SwiftyWolf here, but please, call me Swifty! ^^ Writing is probably my favorite thing to do, and I love to write about...Well...Everything, really. I usually write short stories, long stories, poems, and all that jazz. I tend to pile myself with stories, then I don't know what to do and I eventually lose interest in one or two of them...But please, bare with me. I try. xD Not much you need to know about me, but if you have any questions, just message me! I'm always up for chatting ^^ AVATAR DOESN'T BELONG TO ME! IT BELONGS TO Demachic of Deviantart!!! I am a South Park writer! Yup. Love South Park, love the characters in it, and I love reading and writing South Park fanfiction. Honestly, that will probably be the only thing on here. South Park stuff. ^_^ I am a South Park yaoi supporter! Indeed I am. I love all different kinds of South Park yaoi pairings, especially ones involving Craig, Tweek, and Clyde. Kyle is awesome too! And so is Kenny...You know, I think they all just get together and have the best orgy ever. Sorry. That was weird. ANYWAYS. I don't like any pairings involving Cartman, except for Candy because I think Wendy and Cartman belong with each other. Because I despise them both. Another pairing I hate is Style, because I think best friend pairings are cliche. No offense to any Style supporters. My favorite pairing ever would probably be Creek. Craig and Tweek are made for each other, although I support other Craig pairings and other Tweek pairings. =3 I like South Park yuri as well! Mhm! I like yuri too! =) There aren't any particular pairings that I lke or hate, so I guess it's more of a 'I can read it and enjoy it' kind of thing, but not a 'OH EM GEE I LOVE THIS EEEK' kind of thing. I support South Park hetero pairings too! If you haven't guessed already, I support all kinds of South Park pairings! xD I especially like Kenny x Tammy Warner (I think that's her last name...) because...Well, c'mon. They're perfect for each other, honestly. I AM A FANGIRL. Just to let you know. x3 |
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Kyle's Rants by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
In which Kyle rants about things.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 55,027 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kyle B. - Complete
Fame by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Kenny is asked to join a band with Token, Clyde, and Craig. Neither of them are prepared on how famous they soon will become. (Borderline rated M for course language and drug use).
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T., Clyde D., Token B. - Complete
Maybe We're Not so Meant to Be by ActuallyFace reviews
Nepeta finds herself in a world of blood and pain, both of which are quickly fading into the darkness of unconsciousness. She manages to find her way to the nearest hive, or rather, the great expanse of lawn around it. But will the troll within that has seemed for so long to hate her, help her? The middle might suck but the ending will make up for it, I promise.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
The Boring Misadventures of Craig and Co by MissusManic reviews
We always hear about the stuff Stan and his friends go through. What about the...er...adventures ? of their rival group, Team Craig? Nothing too interesting I suppose... /Series of One shots&Drabbles Warning: Swearing, minor fanservice/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Craig T.
Forsooth by officerbuttbaby reviews
After their teacher suddenly quits, Craig and Bebe try to keep the Drama program afloat the only way they know how: Shakespeare. Written for SPBB. Candy, Kenbe, one-sided Style and other pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Craig T., Bebe S.
Don't overanalyze something so simple by AzyumiChan reviews
Tweek desperately needs extra credit for his English class and the only way his teacher is willing to give him the credits is for him to tutor one of the most difficult students in the school: Craig MotherFucking Tucker.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T.
No One Would Listen by GreenHats reviews
Kyle used to listen, everyone used to listen. A short K2 songfic, M for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
You know You're obsessed with the SP Boys when by Sleepingkit reviews
I wanted to put my own You know when... thingy on here. Each Chapter has their own boy. The first is Kenny. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Girl's Don't Cry by danceswithsmurfs reviews
Clyde Donovan has a secret. It's a secret he's never been able to share with anybody, not even his best friend Craig. But when secrets and identities start becoming revealed, will this change things for Clyde? Short Cryde twoshot, enjoy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Fading into the Darkness by No Sleep Cuz I'm Awake reviews
What Butters really thinks of his life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Butters S. - Complete
My Babysitter's a Vampire by PaperPlaneJane reviews
Sorry about the funny title... couldn't think of anything, and sorry about the category; FanFiction doesn't have MBAV. Anyway, this is about my character Dimitri, who moves to Whitechapel where some weird stuff happens and she is never the same again.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,613 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
The Stars Are Dim Without You by wildcannabis reviews
Ever felt like you passed by the only chance you ever had at love? Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Tammy W., Kenny M. - Complete
Tension Tighter Than A Loaded Gun by NightingaleLost reviews
A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Bendable as a Ruler by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
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Just Light One up for Me reviews
In a zombie apocalypse AU, Stan and Craig have some bonding time. / Minor Straig hinted! This was fast, so it's probably not very good! " Rated T for some swearing and hinted slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Dealing with the Dark reviews
Her mom thought moving to South Park would be good for her. But instead, she only drags her troubles with her. This creature had been stalking her for three years now, and doesn't seem to be letting up anytime soon. / Okay so I know OCs are terribly cliche, but I felt the need to add one here for some reason. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! Rating might change later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012
You Monster
A weird not-exactly-Stenny-but-not-exactly-Bunny-either thingy...Yeah. Enjoy, or...Something. Not sure. xD I wrote the poem that goes with this.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Coffee and Cigarettes reviews
A Creek friendship songfic oneshot thingy I did, minor Creek implied. Coffee and Cigarettes never tasted so good with you! Rated T for one swear word and the use of cigarettes. O e
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Seven Sins of South Park reviews
Little stories about seven of the South Park characters if they were inhabited by sin. Hope you enjoy! Rated T for now, might change later. Idea is probably overused, but oh well. Didn't know what genre it should be...Any suggestions? xD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012