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Joined 03-18-08, id: 1527616, Profile Updated: 04-12-08

HI! I'm Catherine.

I love the TWILIGHT SERIES! Obviously.

--and--

I love the HARRY POTTER SERIES! If you knew me it would be obvious because i'm not going to write Harry Potter fanfics.

OMG-ness! (Sorry, that's my word. Oh My Goodness. My friends hate it.) Well, anyway, OMG-ness, I need ideas for my fanfic because my first one is like SO incredibly boring. GRRRRRR! My sister thought of this amazingly awesome idea for one while listening to The Next Big Thing by: FM Static. She calls it her "epiphany". But that kind of thing just doesn't come to me like that. Edit: OMG-ness I have an idea! But I didn't get it the "epiphany" way. I was just babbling stupid ideas and it popped up. Woooooohoo!

Anyway, let's go right into my favorite music. (No particular order, except for If You Wanted A Song Written About You All You Had To Do Was Ask)

If You Wanted A Song Written About You All You Had To Do Was Ask by: Mayday Parade (my favorite song)
Hold Me Twice by: FM Static
Cat and Mouse by: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Next Big Thing by: FM Static
I'm With You by: Avril Lavigne (which is weird cause I usually only like songs from bands.)
Your Call by: Secondhand Serenade
Maybe by: Secondhand Serenade
Awake by: Secondhand Serenade
Your Guardian Angel by: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Let It Roll by: Secondhand Serenade
Tonight by: FM Static
Stop and Stare by: One Republic
Time is Running Out by: Muse
Ebay by: Weird Al
That's So You by: Rocket Summer
Waste of Time by: FM Static
The Last Call Ever by: FM Static
Jamie All Over by: Mayday Parade
Cross My Heart by: Rocket Summer
Look After You by:The Fray
Wake Me Up When September Ends by: Green Day
American Idiot by: Green Day
Vunerable by: Secondhand Serenade
Moment of Truth by: FM Static
Never Knew by: Rocket Summer
Stolen by: Dashboard Confessionals
Let Go by: Frou Frou
Let Go by: Boys like Girls
Up Against the Wall by: Boys Like Girls
Holiday by: Boys Like Girls
Five Minutes to Midnight by: Boys Like Girls
On Top of the World by: Boys Like Girls
Heels Over Head by: Boys Like Girls
Hero Heroine by: Boys Like Girls
Thunder by: Boys Like Girls
Dance Hall Drug by: Boy Like Girls
Me, You, and My Medication by: Boy Like Girls
The Great Escape by: Boys Like Girls
Learning to Fall by: Boys Like Girls
Broken Man by: Boys Like Girls

Okay that took a while. Favorite bands!

Boys Like Girls
FM Static
Secondhand Serenade

My favorite TV show:

One Tree Hill

My favorite movies are:

Harry Potter 1-5

Favorite Books

The Harry Potter Series by: JK Rowling
The Twilight Series by: Stephenie Meyer

I used to like Meg Cabot until I heard that she hated Twilight. This is what she said when her fans (and Twilight fans) asked her if she has read Twilight and if she had, did she liked it:

"Yes, I know, I liked Buffy—but she KILLED vampires, remember, and never toyed with the idea of BECOMING one. I didn’t take my husband’s last NAME when we got married. Do you honestly think I’d like a story about a girl considering changing SPECIES for a guy? No offense to any of you, but as a feminist, I just can’t go there…especially considering it’s a species that has so much in common with the one that tried so hard to make me bald. I mean, kill me.

And it makes NO DIFFERENCE to me if the vampires are “vegetarian” and don’t eat human blood. Blood-sucking parasites are blood-sucking parasites and gross me out no matter what they are sucking on, human or animal. And yes, I love meat. After it’s been marinated in soy sauce, garlic, and ginger, with just a hint of maple syrup for a lovely caramelized glaze, and slowly roasted on our barbecue, on a plate WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, as is proper.

And PS, before you flame me (even though I don’t think it’s fair if you do, considering I almost went bald, and, oh, yeah, died), the two vampires Buffy ended up sleeping with both had souls, and helped her kill their own kind because they rightly recognized their own kind to be blood-sucking ectoparasites. And I never even watched the show Angel, because without Buffy, who was a feminist vampire slaying killing machine, it lacked a certain something for me. So…I’m very sorry about that. You will just have to carry on your vampire luvin’ without me. "

I mean who does she think she is. Oh, well, i know what she IS... a stupid phyco IDIOT. (And I don't care if you like her.) When I reread it just now I was yelling at the computer. That's how much I hate her. She can't call vampires parasites. Especially if she hasn't even read it! The last line just sounds so incredibly stupid. And it sounds like she wants pity right here:

before you flame me (even though I don’t think it’s fair if you do, considering I almost went bald, and, oh, yeah, died)

And look. How can she say this. How can one vampire have a soul and another doesn't. All vampires have souls! I repeat, ALL VAMPIRES HAVE SOULS!

the two vampires Buffy ended up sleeping with both had souls

How can she say this? All those real feminist that actually did something. Elizabeth Blackwell, Susan B. Anthony. They did so much and here comes Meg Cabot, using feminisim as an excuse not to read a book. How sad.

but as a feminist, I just can’t go there…

Buffy IS NOT a feminist. She just killed vampires.

Buffy, who was a feminist vampire slaying killing machine

She has no right whatsoever to say any of those things. She hasn't even read it. How the heck can she have such huge opinion if she hasn't read it? (Because she is a phyco-manic.) I sincerly hope people start sending hate mail. You know what? I might start an "I HATE MEG CABOT" club.

NO ONE WANTS HER OPINION. WELL AT LEAST I DON'T. BY SAYING THIS SHE HAS LOST HERSELF THOUSANDS OF READERS. SHE HAS MOST CERTAINLY LOST ME. TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN ALL HER BOOKS PUT TOGETHER AND SHE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT. WHAT AN IDIOT.

And do you know what's even more annoying? When your friends read Meg Cabot in front of you just because they want to see your expression.

That's all I have to say right now because I'm too consumed in my "little" problem.

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Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Our Little Princess by Pixel Alice reviews
What happens when Bella sudenly leaves while the Cullens hunt. Who is this Lilian girl and why does she call Bella "Mommy". Read and find out. Sorry I suck at summaries. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is This Love? by summerg94 reviews
Bella and Alice have been best friends ever since they were babies. What happens when Alice's cousins, Rosalie and Edward Masen more to Forks? No vamps. BxE,AxJ,CxEs, RxEM Temporary Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Bella, Edward
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete