Tweek has been haunted by the grotesque form of his missing best friend since childhood. Perplexed by his vivid visions and growing bond with the mangled little ghost boy, he has searched for years to find the answer to one question: Who murdered Craig Tucker?

It was a shock in itself when Craig found Tweek back in South Park after six long years. What came as even more of a shock, though, was the little boy buckled into his shopping cart.

Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

South Park: a redneck, podunk town plagued by rampant crime committed by petty criminals and supervillains alike. Thankfully, the town can rely on a number of superheroes to protect them in their time of need. What happens, though, when a new player shows on the field… one that only sides with themselves? :: Part 1 of 3 of the Unlikely Heroes trilogy. Part 2 is coming in July 2015!

What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.

Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig

It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare

"Kill me," they said. "I'm already dead." He was taunting him, Craig realized. Tweek Tweak, the heir of the Tweak Bros. franchise, was taunting Craig Tucker, the assassin sent to kill him. He wanted to die, and that seemed to confuse him. And suddenly, Craig's job seemed so much harder than before. / / In which coffee and killers don't quite go together. South Park AU (HIATUS!)

Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.