ןɯʇɥ˙sɹǝʇʇǝןuʍopǝpısdn/ʎɐןd/ɯoɔ˙sǝɹıʍuǝʌǝs˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ ؛oƃ noʎ ǝɹǝɥ ¿sıɥʇ sǝop ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇısqǝʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞuıן ǝɥʇ ʇuɐʍ ןoן ˙uʍop-ǝpısdn ɹǝʇndɯoɔ noʎ uɹnʇ uɐɔ ɹo pǝʇuǝןɐʇ ʎɹǝʌ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı ¿ןooɔ sıɥʇ ʇ,uıɐ ¡sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

Okay well firstly I want to say some very important things about myself, I don't really like chocolate, I like animals, and I just happen to be a review whore, I love them, especially when authors give me ideas about what do in the story, so if you read please review as well! Thank you and here is the links(s) to the websites for my main stories!

Burning Memories website!

Age: 8,453 in cynicism

Appearance: Doesn't really matter at all, just imagine me as my icon, or if you want one of my female OCs, (AKA Burden, Cassandra, or Camora) Or you can imagine me as a toenail. I don't really care.

Personality: What can I say? I don't have one? yeah, thats simple enough, simple enough.

Favorite animal: Ripred :)

Accent: Fairly sarcastic, its hard to describe but it is not VERY anything. I think it is pleasant enough to get through life with.

Gender: for all the retards who couldn't guess it I'm a chick (oh well darn now look at that 'slightly mean-ness' coming through)

Beliefs: I believe that religious beliefs shouldn't matter to anyone but yourself because it does not identify the person. Though I will tell now that I am somewhere between agnostic and atheist. I have no problem with your religion as long as you don't force it on me. (SO please don't preach and I won't mention how sI kind of broke Jesus at Christmas last year...who knew he was made of glass?)

Dislikes: Middle ground (I like extremes either extremely mean or extremely nice, it's a pain to try to pinpoint you on the scale)

Likes: I like colors, sarcasm, writing, some art, animals, speaking my mind, slapping people who really need it and some other stuff, do you really care?

Fav books: The underland Chronicles/Gregor the overlander, Wee Free men, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Black Duck, and (call me crazy)I really like Green Eggs and Ham, I just do OK?

Fav Movies: From Dusk till Dawn (Horror), Queen of the Damned (Drama I guess...?), Day of the Dead (Horror), Resident Evil (From what I've seen of them, Horror), Shawn of the Dead (Zombie comedy), Disturbia (Horror), Baby Mama (Comedy), Jackass (comedy), The Happening (Suspense I guess, I'm not a great judge), The Descent (Horror), Rouge (Horror), The Pokemon Movies (HORROR!!)

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Personally I find that I'm a best friend.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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Now read the THIRD word of every line. ha ha

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Copy and past this in your profile if you saw that I forgot the E in paste

Quotes

."Mutual need is a strong bond. Stronger than friendship, stronger than love." ~Ripred

"Life is losing untill you lose yourself," ~me

"Would you stop reading now?" ~me