Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious workaholic psychopaths. A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. ***2019 reboot***

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

She was quiet and hesitant. He was curious and talkative. Eleanor and Liam's friendship began with an awkward encounter and, even though they were different, it grew throughout the years. Adorable, serious, awkward and funny snippets from their lives.

The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts.

Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?

Bruce/Dick, Co-Written with AmberSpirit: "He knew it was coming. He would be a hero... The boy who killed Bruce Wayne."

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

Mephisto sends Amaimon to teach Rin one of the joys of having a tail. AmaiRin, MephiRin

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!

Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku

It didn't really matter to her that almost everyone saw her as a boy, because as Robin the 'Boy Wonder,' she was able to help so many people and help Batman fight the good fight. Written for YJ anon meme, features fem!Robin

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

AU. Sometimes puppy love grows up, maturing into something steady and true. Kohaku has quietly admired his big sister's best friend since they were kids, but he's having trouble finding the courage to tell her so. Kohaku x Kagome.

Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]

I had always loved the darkness, loved the moon with its simple beauty. It was my sanctuary, my fortress. Not like the sun, the bright, piercing sun that burned like fire. But why...why is my path suddenly changing? Why am I falling in love with the sun?

AU. Iruka is co-manager for Uchiha Insurance Company. Kakashi is Executive Chef at ANBU, a hip restaurant. Iruka agrees to start dating Kakashi to get someone else to notice him. Problem is, Kakashi is falling for him. Yaoi. KakaIru Updated weekly.

Itachi Uchiha has a plan, a rather simple plan - to get his little sunshine into bed with him. He's a genius, this should be easy... right? Rated for later chapters.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Also known as "That Time That James And Carlos Figured Out That They're Definitely NOT Gay And NOT For Each Other ". Quick Jarlos drabble, rated T for precaution and MINOR language and themes. Enjoy!

Written for National Teddy Bear Day. Naruto thinks he had found the perfect teddy bear. Sasuke knows he has. After all, what could ever beat a Naruteddy? Fluff, chibiNaru/Sasu.

Carlos finds himself alone after a sham relationship. Who's he gonna share his extra corn dog with now? pre-slash at best, very mild, can be taken as Gen if you want . Continuation of the ending of Big Time Girlfriends.

Things like this happened in movies for crying out loud, it was almost cheesy! So I have another brother. That doesn't give my hormones permission to jump his friend. I think.

Forget the exes. Have sex with me.

With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!

Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...

Bromance with an espresso and a caramel macchiato. Obito really needs stop dozing off or they'll never finish revision – which is the only reason Kakashi bothers to wake him up, anyway. Somewhat tsundere young!Kakashi, casual assholery, and maybe a smile. Part of my music AU.

High School AU. Jim and Spock's relationship in something resembling a five and one format. Or Five times Jim annoys Spock to get his attention, and one time Spock has to annoy Jim to get his.

Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.

Bon catches demon flu. Rin wants to kiss Bon. And "a" plus "b" equals "c." Slash.

This is a set-up. A complete set-up. But what else can you expect after two teenage boys encounter a succubus? Slash.

"Nii-san...you are aware that what you are doing does not constitute 'doing homework', right?" A short tale, written in dialogue, about the relationship between two brothers.

Iruka begins receiving bizzare deliveries for things he didn't order. It's a case of Mistaken Identity. Or is it? An amusing, bawdy, clever, devious romp! Yaoi. Kakashi x Iruka. Lemon. One-shot. Sequel to Truth or Dare. COMPLETE!

Violet Carroll is ready to put her life back together after a troubling year. But will her feelings for her new Professor get in the way of her progress? And how will she react when she finds out his secret? PA and beyond.

Albus is the most uncoordinated person he knows, but Scopius doesn't mind. In fact, he thinks it's kind of adorable. One-shot. Al/Scor.

During an innocent game of Hide-and-Seek, Kida and Mikado rather inconveniently get stuck in a closet that's very small and very dark.

She was simply Shiemi. Her just being close to him invoked the same sensations as the soft and sweet 'Rin' which fell from her lips every so often. Rin couldn't help but turn into a quivering gelatinous mass of love struck teenage hormones. Rin/Shiemi.

Scorpius likes boys. Especially Albus. And Albus's skin. / AS/S, oneshot, slash

It was in pure innocence that Al and Scorpius decided to label each other "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" when they were in First Year. Scorpius/Al oneshot

"You were totally with Itachi!" Kiba accused of his friend. Naruto opened his mouth but all that came out was a gurgling noise. The brunette took this as a yes. Request smut for Atoms and Elements. Rated M for a very good reason!

Ron is driving too fast, and Harry's not feeling comfortable with it. Harry/Ron slash. Pic by raitakarkki.

There's only one idiot who can sneak into Sasuke's bed without being killed. Slightly AU.

"He'd never really spoken about it before. Not when he was drunk, not when he was tired, not when he was hurt. He'd never told us about his family." Oneshot. Remus reflecting on Sirius and his family.

Edited 9/6/11::On the banks of the river, a discussion does not go as Shisui had planned. Love and events do not regress, but sometimes they never manifest.::slight Ita/Shi::

All Dad had ever wanted was a warrior to follow in his foot steps and become the next leader. He got me. His son the fairy that slept with the enemy.

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

Sirius has started to walk into things. Werewolves are known to be rather distracting, after all. RemusxSirius

AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE

Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.

Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru

Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

NejiShika. Just a drabble that wouldn't get out of my head. Neji comforts Shikamaru after a rough mission. Warnings: yaoi.

M/M. In which Sai takes lessons from a book on how to make friends.

Sasuke made a grave mistake at dinner when he brought up the subject of how stupid chicken jokes were.

Corralled into troublesome celebrations, Shikamaru learns that Birthdays can do more than bring people together or push people away. Sometimes they can bring people back - pulling the Past with them. Yaoi/het PART 2 of BtB series

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

In retrospect, Sokka was sure that Zuko had set this up. Sneaky, manipulative bastard. Sokka/Zuko. AU.

There are times, ones like this, where James can't think of a single thing he loves more than Sirius.

Sasuke knows what he wants and how to get it, but how will Naruto react when Tsunade tells him, by clan law, he has no choice but to marry the bastard.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Before Harry ever boarded the train, there was another story. One of magic and monster and most of all, love. One of boys becoming men and friendship stronger, even, than death. Lily/James, RL/OC, AL/FL, SB/? 5th year on.

Shikamaru does not get drunk. Not at all. So, just what happens when he goes out with Choji and Ino after a bad day, then?

Thrown back nearly fifty years in time, she has the chance to change the past. To right wrongs and correct mistakes. But in doing so, could she change the future? And is it even possible to change things that have already happened? Choices can be very hard to make. Canon compliant...? Read and find out. (Part of the Dark League story arc, but can be read as a stand alone)

When Shisui first met Itachi, he was pretty sure the kid ran on batteries. *ItaShi; Oneshot*

"Love? I'm afraid I have no idea what that is." "Y-You don't know what love is?" "No. Will you show me?"

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

She found herself lying on her back on someone's bed, both her wrists handcuffed on the headdress, wearing what looked like one of Ino's skimpier shirts and a very short skirt. This was turning out to be a very, very bad day. SaiSaku Oneshot

If there was one thing he feared more than ghosts, it was losing him. Sasuke and Naruto chibi waff. Prizefic for michelerene.

Simple as that. Waffy drabble for michelerene.

So sure, Zuko and Sokka have feelings for one another. And maybe they want to act on those feelings, but the problem is really; who's going to top? Rated M for safety, but there is no explicit stuff...

Why won't you let me help you?" She pleaded reaching out to him in every way. "You can't save me, Harley."

After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?

Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series

One-shot James wants to spend his life with... actually, he's not quite sure. James/Sirius, implication of possible Remus/Sirius. T for a smidgen of coarse language and a mention or two of gay sex.

I never thought that I deserved friends. That is until the Prewett twins and a certain Marauder took a sudden interest in me. So what do I do when all I want to do is hide from the world and they won't let me? SBOC

When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.

Sokka's had a taste and he's not quite sure he can give it up. Follow up to Explosive. Sokka/Zuko. Much mature content of a sexual nature as well as immature content of a sexual nature.

Hugo Weasley hates Quidditch. James Potter tries to help him out. :D No scary adult content; it's just a sweet fic.

He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.

A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*

In her senior year of high school, Claire is realizing she may have more feelings for Quil than just brotherly love. From Claire's POV. Rated T for language, some sexuality, and excessive use of sarcasm.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Running a flower shop isn't exactly a walk on the beach in the middle of February, especially when you go it alone. Seeing everyone else in love makes Ino wish her own crush would come. But true love may be right under her nose... InoCho, ChoIno.

After watching his cousin being abused by his "girlfriend", Hugo decides to do something about it. This fic contains cousincest and the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT warning, etc. But they are SO CUTE.

Izumo and Kotetsu have been friends for as long as they can remember. But now Izumo is telling Kotetsu that it has to end. No spoilers. WARNINGS: yaoi, explicit sex, language.

Finding civilization in the tangled mess of the forest was apparently the last thing on Kakashi's mind. Groping every inch of Tenzou's body was apparently the first. 50 sentence/drabble prompts.

“You know, Shika-kun… If all of those 907 plans of yours revolve around sex, I think I may have to hurt you.”

Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.

Her's was a mission of light. His was a fight in the dark. Both of them fated to walk their separate paths alone. When they become entwined in each other's worlds, they'll soon find the fight for hope and peace cannot be won without the other.

Sometimes, Kakashi thought Gai was the stubbornest man he'd ever met.

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

Given a choice between Gaara assuming he was having a heat stroke and Gaara realizing the truth behind why Lee was reacting the way he was, he’d choose the heat stroke option any day.

Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.

Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

Naruto was never one who would admit that Sasuke might snap at any time. SasuNaru. PWP

Hatake Kakashi had never viewed Maito Gai as a friend, but it was never for the obvious reasons.

After what happened in Carthak, it was obvious that Tortall's black robe mage was very protective of his student, in all aspects. Her first crush was no exception. Little does Numair know, though, is that there's a mastermind behind all the mischief...

There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.

Jake, Quil, and Embry used to be my best friends, but then they changed, one by one. When our eyes met there was no going back, Embry had imprinted... on me, Ellie. But this isn't just your ordianry imprint... EmbryxOC. ON HIATUS.

It's not the accuracy of what you believe in, but the strength of your belief in it. Gift for Gwyllion. Sort of sequel to Let Me Hold Your Hand, same verse but VERY different story. SasuNaru. Hints at religious themes.

Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.

And he's simply baffled, because he can't see where she got the right to be ticked off at him, because she ruined him and look at where they are now - so far away from what they used to be it physically sickens him.

The Immortals Quartet: Realms of the Gods, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Divine Intervention. Complete.

Naraku is dead. The Jewel is complete. The quest is over. Everyone is ready for their long awaited 'happily ever after', but Fate has one last twist in store. Sometimes the ending you find is not the one you were looking for. COMPLETE.

Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.

AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.

Zuko's having a hard time dealing with the gift the Firebending masters showed him. Sokka's there to lend a helping hand. Zuko/Sokka. Mature for sexual situations. Followed up elsewhere in the story titled Volatile.

It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.

ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.

There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

In which Sai tried to befriend Sasuke with lack luster results.

This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles

The Immortals Quartet: Emperor Mage, written from Numair's perspective. Sequel to Power. Complete.

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.

The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

We all know what happened when Lee had his first taste of sake. But what happened afterward? Shounen ai...sort of.

Izumo suffers an injury, but he always has his friend to cheer him up.

The Story of How I, Uzumaki Naruto, the Greatest Ninja That Ever Lived, Saved Uchiha Sasuke from the Rabid Fangirls of Doom. // crack!fic. SasuNaruSasu. Spoilers for recent manga story arcs.

Hinata’s favorite memory with her cousin always takes place in the snow.

Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.

Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu

Stuck out in the cold, Tenzou finds an innovative way of conserving heat with his senpai. Tenzou/Kakashi, sardonic porn.

Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru

Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R

After an embarrassing confession, Tenzou struggles to keep his feelings in check. He just can't help himself, he has a crush on his sempai. Kakashi x Tenzou

An eager Sai convinces a reluctant Naruto to teach him the art of kissing. Yaoi boy on boy kissing fluff. SaiNaru.

Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia

With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru

Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.

[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

When Kakashi sulks, Yamato wants to do whatever he can to cheer his favourite sempai up. Kakashi takes his offer quite literally. KakaYama, citrusy PWP.

AU. What if it was Neji's father that was born first instead of Hinata's? How different would their lives be now that Neji is the heir? How different would Neji and Hinata's relationship be? Would there be room for romance? NejiHina Mature Content

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."

Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku

In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)

Sasori decides to bring his reckless new partner to heel with a memorable lesson. SasoDei. Warning for mature content.

DH Spoilers! What happened to Ariana Dumbledore that fateful day on Mould-on-the-Wold?

It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .

Post DH. Teddy Lupin. A story about the fine line between friend and lover, love and hate, and the crazy effect us women have on men... and vice versa. Some sexually explicit scenes, beware if you're not into that.

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.

KxT I will not pounce on him. I will not pounce on him. I will not pounce on him... And then he snapped: self-control be damned. LIME

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot

[InoChou] The original InoShikaChou team takes their kids to the beach and Chouji volunteers to teach Ino how to swim. Total fluff.

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

[NaruIno, drabble] Ino examines the benefits of making Naruto sweat.

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.

In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

[ItaSasu] Sasuke dreams of Itachi in several different ways, none of them healthy.

[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

A series of drabbles in which I pair Naruto with everyone under the sun. NaruSaku, NaruShika, NaruKiba, NaruGaara, NaruIno, NaruLee, KakaNaru, and many more to follow. Rated from PG to M.

[KakaSasu fic] It's not that Kakashi and Sasuke fit well together. It's just that their broken edges sometimes line up.

Four kisses Sasuke initiated, and one that he didn't.

[A ZabuzaHaku fic] Zabuza's stopped touching Haku, and meeting his eyes. Haku tries to puzzle out why.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

[An InoSaku ficlet] When Sasuke asks, Sakura tells him that he is her first kiss. But that's a lie.

Sirius and James pillow talk.

Gai has finally found the ONE THING Kakashi cannot use his Sharingan to copy.

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

NaruSasu! Two young shinobi compare their arsenals on a hot summers day, then Naruto proves he's still the Number One Ninja of Surprises. LIME and LEMON, plus kinky things to do with chakra. Yaoi.

OneShot. On a remote island off the coast of Japan, a woman confronts an unusual dog that may have been part of her past...

REEDITED 03.18.2009. During a raid Zhao captures Zuko and Sokka. They escape with dificulty, but surviving the uncharted earthebender territory and each other is the real challenge. Sokka/Zuko. Dark Themes. COMPLETE.

For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.

Seven year old Kakashi's tired and on his way home from a mission when he comes across a lost toddler in the forest. Can three year old Iruka get the better of the future Copy Nin and his sensei, the future Yondaime?

Jiraiya doesn't understand some things. Others he understand all too well.

Naruto still wants to know just why Hatake Kakashi covers two thirds of his face.

Whatever Zabuza asked of him, Haku would always provide. Mild ZabuzaHaku, hair washing, nudity.

A little research goes a long way, especially when it's the wrong kind. NaruSasu

That's not a banana, Naruto. NaruSasu drabble, humor and implied sex.

In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Iruka's in love. And married. He just doesn't know it yet. [KakaIru]

Ten years in the future; the trials of being someone like Neji in love with someone like Shikamaru.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.

Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*

A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.