Summary: It took Larry just under a week to adapt to being the night guard at the Natural History Museum. How long did it take Ahkmenrah to adjust to being free? Plus drabbles and random bits of all of our favorite characters. Rating may change later on.

On the day he was supposed to go to Snow-Klahoma with Howard, Randy ends up saving Julian from being pulled into the Land of Shadows by Evil Julian. What follows is a series of events nobody had expected to occur. Fix fic. Contains multiple pairings; focuses on Randy/Julian.

"He wasn't particularly afraid of the dark, but he had always disliked going into the basement. As he stepped into the dark, he thought, 'I will never escape this'." Before becoming an affluent archaeologist in Victorian London, Daniel was of a whole other class. Discover his youth and learn how he became afraid of the dark; the truth behind all of Daniel's lost memories.

Mike does as the Phone Guy says: he checks the backroom. He just doesn't like what he finds. Or, rather…doesn't find.

The Batter always follows the commands of the Player, no matter how strange or seemingly foolish, no matter how painful, because the Player always knows best. One shot. Based on the Special Ending.

An Elsen recalls the introduction of sugar, spectre encounters, and several very unpleasant discoveries he's made during his life in Zone 3. Yes, there will be spoilers.

When everything in the world is gone what else can he do but mourn his one true loss?

5 instances in-game when the Player was helpful. with 1 instance when they needed the help. Written for the kink meme.

Ahkmenrah's known for his always happy and put together attitude. But, not even he can be like that all the time. After the adventure at the Smithsonian, he finally breaks down and Larry is there to help him. How does the Pharaoh really feel about big brother being gone and what's his view on being the King?