So, uh, hi. I'm MacDuff Beer, and, as you probably have assumed by now, I write fanfiction. Well, at least I try to. I'm currently writing my fist fanfic, My Little Arlen: Texas is Magic, which is a crossover of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and King of the Hill. It updates... well, it updates when it updates.

So, uh, yeah. That's all I have to say about that.

UPDATE 6/10/12: Hey, sorry if this chapter's not as good as the last two, I was up until 3:00 A.M. writing it and fixing it. Also, I'm sorry for the Hitchhiker's Guide puns. I'm so sorry.

UPDATE 8/1/1: Er, sorry for the delay, I've been having A LOT of trouble, relationship problems and whatnot. Anyway, expect Chapter 4 to be up soon!

8,340 WORDS AND COUNTING!

(P.S. The username is a reference to Shakespeare and The Simpsons MacDuff being the antagonist of Hamlet, and Duff Beer being, of course, the fictitious brand of alcohol in The Simpsons. Just not sure how many people would get that the first time around.)