The name is a joke, by the way. I'm sure you are just as hot (if not hotter!) than I am, you lovely person you.

Thanks for stopping by my profile! I love to write and I'm grateful for the opportunity to share my works with you. I am a teenage girl and that's all you really need to know.

If you want to flame I highly encourage you to a) not make a fool of yourself when doing it (check your facts and spelling, please) and b) man up and don't leave it anonymously. This annoys me a lot! I want to be able to use my caps lock just as much as you do, dammit! What better excuse do I have to do it than when replying to a flame? Con-crit is always welcome and considered.

I try to reply to all reviews but this is not possible when you do it as a guest, so if you don't have an account and ask questions in your reviews, I may not give you an answer. If I do it would have to be in the next chapter's author's note (AN). Obviously with one shots this is completely impossible, so get an account and PM me or review when you're signed in.