Irony is Sexy
 Author has written 1 story for Yu Yu Hakusho. Yay! I have a new account! I guess I should get started on doing stuff on it... anyways, I already have an account on here, and will be able to set up easily since I'm already an existing member. WHEEE! (I'm probably gonna review myself now XD) Shit, I hate this website. It's Quoting time! Quotes from Anime Case Closed “Hi, I’m Jimmy. I’m a teenager trapped in a child’s body on an adult beat. Go figure that one out.” –Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo “Careful, your head’s inflating.” –Rachel Moore/Ran Mori “You’re talking about someone who can swoop in like a bird, kill the guy, and then swoop back out without anyone noticing. A flying killer with wings! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME!” –Richard Moore/Kogoro Mori “Well excuse me for being tone deaf. That woman picked on me for three years trying to train my ears.” –Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo “I don’t have a crush. I’m a detective and being a detective means I have to have my pulse on everything that goes on in this city.”—Richard Moore "As long as man is bound to his own humanity, he can never commit the perfect crime, never" --Jimmy Kudo "No, I don't understand...why anyone would resort to murder" --Richard Moore "Well, Richard is looking conspicuously inconspicuous. I wonder what he's doing." --Jimmy Kudo "No, you're just weakest you've ever been, in every sense of the word." --Richard Moore "If you corner a murderer with your deductions and then let them commit suicide you're the same as a murderer yourself." --Jimmy Kudo "You mess with one woman you mess with us all!" --Rachel Moore "Eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."-- Jimmy Kudo Cowboy Bebop “Funny, funny shapes will make you do funny things.” –Radical Edward “You know what they say, hunger is the best spice.” –Spike Spiegel “I don’t know and I have no opinion.” –Jet Black "Don't count your chickens, Spike. Or should I say you ducks." --Jet black "Don;t rely on you eyes too much, Asimov. You're not a chameleon, you can't see everywhere at once." --Spike Spiegel "First rule of combat: Shoot them before they shoot you." --Faye Valentine "This is quite an elaborate way to get acquainted." --Faye Valentine Rurouni Kenshin “Don’t look at me like that. I much preferred the look in your eyes when you said you were going to kill me. Within every fiber of your being you are truly a manslayer. I am also a manslayer, so I know of what I speak. A manslayer is a manslayer until the day he dies. He can never be anything else. I will be watching you from the edge hell to see if you can keep saying that you’re a wanderer.” –Kurogasa “A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those who haven’t had their hands stained with the blood of men can believe. But, if you ask me, I prefer Miss Kaoru’s sweet and innocent talk over the truth. Indeed I do.” –Kenshin / Shinta Himura "You don't know who I am, but let me tell you my code: Destroy Evil." --Saito Hajime/Fujita Goro Fullmetal Alchemist “That’s no way to order someone around. On your knees! I SAID ON YOUR KNEES!” “Why? So we can see eye to eye?”--Edward Elric and Russell Trigham? XP I don't know how to spell his last name. "There's no such thing as 'no such thing'!"--Greed "I hate you, Al! I can't believe you would sell out your own brother! You're evil!" --Edward Elric "Who're you calling pipsqueak? I'd be tall too in heels!" --Edward Elric "The best answers we find on our own." --Psiren "Every crook I meet wants to tell me how similar we are, but we're different... In the crosses we bear -- Oh my! . I've forgotten the rest of the quote! Well, it's from Ed. Samurai Champloo “If living means bowing down to you bastards, then I rather die on my feet with my head held high!” --Mugen “Cross dressers…I mean double crossers. Get ‘em!” “However, they say every once in awhile a male will attract another male.” “Time to go.”-- Some dude and Jin "Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?" --Mugen "Did you forget why I'm here? To kick ass and win your fights for ya!" --Mugen Nightwalker “People meet and people part. Through an eternity of time I have encountered countless hellos and good-byes. Meeting Riho also seemed to be a small ripple in that endless river called time. I’ve known that ever since I first met her.” -Shido Tatsuhiko “I didn’t ask for eternity. But is it wrong to want life as it is right now to go on forever?” –Shido Tatsuhiko “After what you did to me what made you think that things could ever be like that again. I’ll keep living in the darkness and I’ll keep drinking human blood.” –Riho Tanazaki “Riho. Where have you gone?” “I’m right here Mr. Shido.” “No! No, you’re not Riho! Your soul is no where to be found. Please Riho. Just come back. Come back to me, Riho.” –Shido Tatsuhiko and Riho Tanazaki. “Is this who I am now? You left me your face, but what good is that if I don’t have my sister? If this is the price I have to pay, then I don’t want this beautiful face!” –Yayoi Matsunaga “Oh ho look. The moron’s jealous.” –Guni “Is she really that important to you? Does she mean more to you than me? …Hm, fine. Your beloved blind witch sits quivering in the icy cavern under the big tree in the forest. Once you finally discover the miserable truth I am certain you will regret this.” –Cain “Yuki…don’t forsake me.” “Get away from me. You’re a beast!” “It is true; I may be what you consider unattractive. But, you humans are always quick to categorize us as these so called angels or demons simply on the basis of appearance. You’re all a BUNCH OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS SNOBS!” –Angel and Yuki "Goddamn lemon!"--Yayoi Matsunaga "So, which one would you say I am? An Angel or a demon?" "I'd say you were an angel. After all, you're not too hard to look at." "Thanks a lot." --Shido and Yayoi "If it's bedroom coaching you're after, I'll oblige any time."--Shido "Let's face it, what difference is there between us night breeds wanting to take human flesh and you vampires craving for warm human blood?"-Bait "What a kiss-ass you are Shido! You're a sorry excuse of a man!"-Guni Trigun "Just think. I could kill every man, woman, and child here if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating."--Legato Bluesummers "A fork please..." --Legato Bluesummers "You all will be eliminated soon enough, but thank you for volunteering to go first." --Legato Bluesummers "Let's see how strong this 'bond' is." --Legato Bluesummers "I don't want you killing anybody, alright? What happened to 'Thou shall not kill'?"--Vash the Stampede Inuyasha “You’re in serious trouble if you think you’re going to capture me with such clumsy moves.” –Koga "No! My rice ball!" --Akitoki Hojo . I almost put "Hoho"! "Don't be stupid Shippo! If he was invisible, you wouldn't be able to see him!" --Inuyasha Other "Hello Blachis! Doing strategy planning?" --Konone Hilbert, Spiral "Silly bitch. You amuse me, which is rare. So I will help you find the one that you seek."--Demon Eyes Kyo, Samurai Deeper Kyo From my life Stupid “Why don’t you bake a big bagel and f-- on it!” –My friend “My joy is your terror.” –My dad "This is my equivelent exchange. I had a good day on Friday and now I'm having a bad day. Oh well. It's days like these where you have to smile the biggest. Whoa...I'm an optomist." --Me Me: I'm having a bad day. Me: The first time I took it I got Dark. The second time I got Krad.And then I took again and got Kousuke! That's like three different extremes! Me: You can't eat Hiei! Me: Imitating Sanji from One Piece I can't fight with my fists, because I need these delicate fingers to make... delicacies! Me: I'm a walking contradiction! TV: I remember our first encounter. Me: Punk brother Me: I love my froggy. He’s so cute! He? Pink bow! He’s gay Friend: (Bites my arm, kinda) "I'm not a slacker! I'ma chronic procastinator!" --Me Dude In Class: What's his name? (Referring to the frog.) "He puts the 'sex' in 'sexy'" --Penny "Everyone! Hold Your Balls!" --Girl in my Gym class "I want you to pimp my myspace." --My new best friend "He's so hott flames come from his body!" --Me talking about Trace from One Piece Me: That's ma otha man "I'm sick of this! I'm tired of getting molested by lesbians everyday! I just wanna go home!" --Me "The meaning of life is in your pants. It's called the vagina." --Black dude from my lunch shift His Friend: How can he say things like that? If I said "The meaning of life is in your pants. It's called the vagina," what would happen? Me: No, go away! You don't like me because I'm black! "I'm gonna be a black goth! Wheeee! Black goth, black goth! Wheeee! Black goth, black goth!...etc" --Me "Oh my god, God just f--ed my girlfriend!" --My New Boyfriend Serious “The dumbest question is the question not asked.” –My semi-friend “Even in times of darkness, look deep within you and pull out a smile. It may brighten up the world.” –Me "I'm fat, your ugly. Well, at least I can lose the weight." --My Ex Boyfriend "I'd give up $50 of my life savings to save a life." --Me "Bitch, I don't know who the hell you think you are,but you obviously don't know who the hell you're messing with." --Me Famous Quotes or Quotes by Famous People “I don’t know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.” “I do not know how to distinguish between our waking life and a dream. Are we not always living the life we imagine we are?” “I have lost my dream! And it was such a beautiful dream! It sang, and shouted, and glittered, and sparkled—and I’ve lost it! Somebody pulled it away, out of reach, just as I woke up!” --Joan Aiken “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” –Gandhi “In times of peace sons bury their fathers. In times of war fathers bury their sons.” "I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work." --Thomas Edison "The less you know the more you believe." "If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, then why practice?" "I actually did my homework, I just forgot to write it down." |
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