So this is where I talk about myself? Hmm...

Well, for those who follow me, apologies in advance for the new story starts before finishing or updating current ones. I'm just A.D.D. like that and have to spread my brain kinda thin to get it flowing. Weird, I know, but this is coming from the guy who has to have a cup or three of coffee to go to bed. Sadly, I'm not joking.

Stop by and see what I've got up.

May the Schwartz be with you!

Story Status - As of 6/12/13

1.) Dark Whispers - Unfortunately, I've had to pull this one temporarily. Wrote myself into a corner I can't get out of. Believe me, I tried. Going to spend some time reworking it, and hopefully will have it back up and running before too long.

2.) Snowed-In Slaughter - Chapter 4 is posted!

3.) Spaceballs: The Sequel - Finally finished work on Chapter 1, and it is now posted. Enjoy!

4.) Untitled Supernatural (TV) Story - In planning stages. Researching for a fun story involving something the show hasn't done before. Will probably take place somewhere during Season 2 or 3.

5.) Spongebob Squarepants: A Nickel's Worth of Free Accounting - Chapter 2 is up!

6.) The Crow: Lord's Vengeance - In planning stages. When a pastor is murdered in his home along with his wife and 3 children, he is resurrected by an angel of the Lord appearing to him in the form of a crow. With the literal angel on his shoulder, he sets out to hunt down those responsible, and collect the wages of their sin.

7.) Untitled Mass Effect Story - In planning stages. Will revolve around a member of freelance mercenary band, probably during the time of the 1st game, or possibly before.

That's all for now. If you happen to check out my profile, drop me a quick line and tell me what you think about the ideas I've got floating around. I'd like to be an actual published author one day, so feedback on these stories will help me out later when it really matters. Until next time, eat lightning and crap thunder.

And if you know where that last line comes from, you're alright by me.