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I just can't have a normal icon for FanFiction.net. XD
Sorry peoplez.

Wow the way I used to type was really

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Previously known as: Twithko, Sensei, ZEnSEi, yOuZEi, Rou-bro.

Oh dear, where are my manners? I am SQUORK, the provider of the text you are reading right now.

I'm not active on fanfiction.net anymore, eheh. Here's other accounts of mine from other websites where I'm considerably more active:

- Facebook: (not an actual "real" Facebook account, formerly a roleplaying account) Squork TonightYou Syrkovian

- Tumblr: squork

- Skype: (I'm not so active on Skype either but whatever) theultimatestupidity

Aaaand that'd be all.

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20 Ways To Annoy Homestuck by undyingUmbrage reviews
Like the title says. Rated T because it's Homestuck. I don't own Homestuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Karkat V.
The Capitol Hunger Games by annieledark reviews
What would the Hunger Games with the Capitol children be like? In the world of the rebels and President Paylor? The Capitol Hunger Games are happening after the rebellion in the book.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 11/21/2013
Teto's Blog Rant by ChiioUnicorn reviews
A side tale from 'Project: VOCALOID' Basically all in Teto's POV, this is her blog. Most random rant ever. Warning: HILARITY. Contains pairings TetoxTed, RinxLen/RinxMikuo, LukaxGakupo, MeikoxKaito, etc. /Created out of pure boredom/
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,854 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Teto K., Chika
Vox Libertas by ForFutureReference reviews
Due to things playing out a bit differently in the last few minutes of the Quell, the rescue also goes a bit differently than expected. Now Peeta has the responsibility of representing the Rebellion thrust upon him. No pressure. *AU Mockingjay. Part I of Dandelion in the Storm AU. Mainly Peeta POV.*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 185,200 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.] Gale H., Pres. Snow - Complete
Of Coal and Pearls by SydneyLouWho reviews
He pretended to have fallen asleep because admitting anything would make what would happen next infinitely more difficult. Hayffie. Two-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
New Beginnings by savinanana reviews
The Games and the rebellion may have ended, but the torture for Katniss' family hasn't. As Katniss and Peeta's daughter and son are thrown into the Games, Katniss and Peeta are forced upon a choice between two. One will make their children suffer. Another will make the rest of Panem suffer. Do Katniss' children have what it takes to survive, and can Katniss and Peeta save them?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Katniss & Peeta's son, Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Adventures of Mary Sue by Kianlon reviews
If you, like most people hate Mary-Sues… go find another fanfiction to read, 'cause you'll hate this one. Mary and Stewart are chosen for the whatever-eth Quarter Quell and Panem will never be the same again! Disclaimer: No crack was consumed in the making of this fanfic. Just that thing we need to breathe, oh what's it called again, air. Co-written by Nigel the Octopus.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Caesar F., Other tributes - Complete
masquerade by SydneyLouWho reviews
Three instances in which Capitol citizens are painfully human. TW for rape.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Finnick O., Pres. Snow, OC
What Now? by brittango reviews
What if the 74th Annual Hunger Games went a little different? (The Hunger Games AU. Mainly Clato. And many other random pairings later. Rated T for safety.)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Cato, Clove
Glory and Gore by BeccaJoy reviews
"You think you know me, don't you? Brutal, bloody Cato. You think that I fight simply because I can. That I kill because I enjoy it. You're wrong. You know nothing. You will never know what I fight for. Who I fight for. But know that she means more to me than whatever your Girl on Fire and your fictitious little love story mean to you." -Cato's POV- Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Cato, Clove] Enobaria, OC - Complete
Broken Arrow by SydneyLouWho reviews
The peacekeepers had trouble prying her cold hand from his. TW for attempted suicide. Revolves around three different victors at their weakest points.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Haymitch A., Finnick O., Johanna M., Annie C.
How Are Babies Made? by Puss In Heels reviews
It's only natural for a kid to be curious. Different Ace Attorney kids ask the same, very important question. Short, separate oneshots. Chapter 7: Ema wants to find out how babies are made...scientifically.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011
Movie Tickets by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
Karkat is sick, but that doesn't stop Gamzee from taking him, Tavros, Sollux, and Aradia to the movies. (Humanstuck AU)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Gamzee M., Sollux C. - Complete
How to Make an Avox by ForFutureReference reviews
A detailed step-by-step guide to the creation of an Avox. Starring everybody's favorite redheaded Peacekeeper. And no, the procedure's not pretty.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Darius - Complete
His Boys by crestfallenantithesis reviews
Captor Familystuck AU. The Psionic goes out for a drink and the boys are left home alone for the night.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sollux C., The Psiioniic/Helmsman, Mituna C. - Complete
2sweepstuck by gallivantingDelight reviews
Hell9. My name is Kankri Vantas. I am a candy red 6l99d. I am 2 sweeps 9ld. i originally wrote this to be made into a little blog tumblr thing, but then it just turned into a fanfiction, so sorry for the weird formatting and writing style and lack of pictures, but you know the characters and ill just put a picture of what these little charas look like on my profile page. u
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Kankri V., Mituna C., Kurloz M., Cronus A.
Make Me Bad by Skylo reviews
ZAGir
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Gir, Zim - Complete
A Gun? by Lavenderp reviews
Shay and her SIR unit have a little 'talk' on why she shouldn't have a weapon. My first IZ story. I think its too short. There is a possibility i might make more than one chapter.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
¿Sabías que? by Hanayo Rice reviews
Los datos mas intrigantes de Invasor Zim desde pequeños hasta grandes como la pelicula "Invasor Dib",¿Se sienten curiosos? entren a ver estos datos sobre la gran serie Invasor Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Zim - Complete
Alice Of Mother Effing Human Sacrifice by The World's Biggest Fangirl reviews
A parody of Alice Of Human Sacrifice, as told by someone with anger issues and a potty mouth. Co-written with Pychopathic Robot 9. Contains a lot of coarse language.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Rin K., Meiko S. - Complete
Parenthood by Oswald the Unlucky Rabbit reviews
One-shots surrounding Zim, Tak, and their newest challenge together: Parenthood. ZATR. UPDATED! CHAPTER 13 ADDED! Extra surprise for any Skoodge/Tenn fans out there at the end of Chapters 12 and 13. Take a guess. :D
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Zim, Tak
If you give Gumi a computer by x Cellie-chan x reviews
Based off of the "If you give a..." series. I do not own that series. R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid, Dell H. - Complete
To Fly by ChiioUnicorn reviews
yandere!Rin! Grandfather always told her angels are beautiful beings. If that's the case, Len was surely one... and she would do anything to protect his wings. Warning: disturbing themes, slight glore.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
This is Rated T by suicidal milk reviews
Watching Rin lick the popsicle was like watching her coughing on his cough! Rated T for Terrible Puns! RinXLen again!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
SOLLUX CAPTOR: User Manual and Guide by Dark Sword Pen reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SOLLUX CAPTOR unit! Please take the time to read this manual before taking out your unit to ensure you use your new purchase to the best of his abilities and so that you avoid painful injuries.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sollux C. - Complete
TEREZI PYROPE UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
A manual for Terezi
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Terezi P. - Complete
KAITO: Maintenance Guide and Manual by Blue Phoenix135790 reviews
We at Crypton Incorporated believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Kaito S. - Complete
The Vocaloid's Rant by Taku-yaki reviews
"THIS IS SERIOUS!"—"DON'T JOKE AROUND!"—"WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!"—"I'M NOT A SHOTA!"—"I'M NOT A FREAKIN' LOLI!"—"I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!" Everybody rants about something in their life. Even the Vocaloids.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
Flandre's Playtime with Her Sister by iKiska reviews
Remilia never plays with her little sister, who lives alone in the cellar of their mansion. Sakuya tries to fix this...
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Flandre S., Remilia S. - Complete
Statue of Liberty by Cravat of Doom reviews
Mia learned something valuable one day: Never take Maya to a carnival.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Maya F., Mia F. - Complete
Turnabout Babysitting by Archmage-lord reviews
After a series of random events, Diego Armando is forced to drive Mia and her thirteen year old sister Maya around town, the pint-sized medium apparently intent on putting a stop to the budding romance. Just babysitting? More like warfare! Please R&R!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/23/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Mia F., Diego A.
Picking up the Pieces by Puss In Heels reviews
Oneshot fluff. Takes place a few months before DL-6. Mia gets stuck babysitting her little sister, but when Maya smashes a priceless Fey heirloom, can Mia clean up the mess? Fluffy Mia/Maya family moments.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Maya F., Mia F. - Complete
Sisterly by lunarkweh reviews
It's in the little things that you remember her." A series of vignettes exploring the relationship between Maya and Mia. Second person perspective for the win, GS3 spoilers if you squint.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Mia F., Maya F. - Complete