TheIrkenMachine
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Joined 01-20-06, id: 974529, Profile Updated: 08-30-14
Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

8/30/14 - UPDATE!!!!!!!

Have I really been gone over a year??? Well, I'm back now. I've changed "Dominance" yet again (please don't hate me). It is currently titled "Bug ((Dominance Rebooted)). I have edited each chapter and added 3, yes 3, new chapters. It's a much better story now, trust me. And if you've already read up through Chapter 7 prior to my edits, no worries, then theme of the story is unchanged and you could keep on reading right where you left off and everything will still make sense. I'm determined to finish this story, damn it!


03/05/13 - UPDATE!!!!!!!

I just posted Chapter 7 for Dominance. Chapter 8 is written, but needs editing. Hopefully it will be up soon! I'm still working on Return of the Resisty too. I just haven't felt as motivated lately/also haven't had much time. I'm not giving up though - I actually have the next few chapters planned out. Just need time to work on them.


03/04/13 - UPDATE!!!!!!!

I just put up a new chapter for "Dominance." I have the next chapter written, but I need to do some editing before posting it because I was super duper tired when I wrote it. There's a bit of a twist in the next chapter which will add more action to the story again. I've got ideas for two new stories too, but I'm trying to finish Dominance and Return of the Resisty first, since updating has been a bit scarce lately.


01/05/13 - Late Update!


I added a new chapter to "Dominance yesterday. Totally forgot to say that I updated it though. Oops! Thank you, that is all. :)


01/03/13 - UPDATE!!!!!!!


Happy New Year's, everyone! I'm so horribly slow, but I finally put up a new chapter to "Return of the Resisty." I know I said I was going to make that story rated 'M' eventually, but I think I'm actually going to keep it at a 'T.' I don't think making this one an 'M' is really going to add much to the story and besides, I already have an 'M' story I'm working on. I've also started working on a third story because the idea wouldn't leave me alone. Haven't posted anything for that yet, though. I'll try to get the next chapter of "Dominance" up sometime in the next week or two. :)


12/08/12 - UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!


I changed the name of "Almighty Punishment" to "Dominance" because I think it fits better. I also added a new chapter to that story. I hope to add another chapter to "Return of the Resisty" soon. I'm still mapping out where I want to go with the future of that story. I'm done with finals this week and I'll have a month off, so hopefully I can work on some stuff then. Thanks to everyone who has been reading my stories and visiting my page!


10/22/12 - UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I added 2 new chapters to Almighty Punishment. The rape chapter is up now. It's some-what graphic, but perhaps still not as graphic as I wanted. It was my first attempt at writing something like that. Please read and review. Your feedback lets me know what you'd like to see from me in the future and helps me improve. It also encourages me to keep writing. Thanks!


10/21/12 - UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I put up the first chapter of a new story - Almighty Punishment. It's an experimental story for me because it was my first attempt at righting something graphic and making one of the Tallest wayyyyyy evil. I only torture Purple because I love him so. Poor thing is probably going to get tortured in a later chapter of Return of the Resisty too.

I'm not sure when I'll be posting the next chapter of Return of the Resisty. I haven't started writing it yet, but I do have quite a few notes on it. I might not be able to write again until next weekend. I put off all my school work so I could spend this weekend working on stories, so now I have to focus on school this week. And sleep. I've hardly slept at all these past few days.

I'm sorry to any of my fans of Another Day, Another Problem (2006) that are still on here and liked that story. I deleted it. I was re-reading it last night and it was just...bad. I thought about trying to edit the things I didn't like so I wouldn't have to delete it, but I would have had to change over half the story! It was difficult for me because it was one of my more highly viewed and reviewed stories...but I really just didn't like it at all. I'd like to think my writing has greatly improved since then. If it hasn't, don't tell me. Let me have my delusions.

I did leave up the sequel to it though (Empire for a Life) because it wasn't completely beyond hope. Needs a better title though. Please check out my new stories that I'm posting and pay less attention to my older crappy ones. Reviews are always greatly appreciated. Thanks!


10/20/12 - UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finished the next chapter of Return of the Resisty. Expect to see it posted later today. My proof-reader is asleep right now and I'm about to go to bed as well. Chapter 3 has a lot more action in it than the first two chapters, so I hope everybody keeps reading! Thank you to everyone who has read my story so far and to my reviewers!


Well...I've been away for a long time...a very long time. But I'm back now. With a new pen name and everything. I'm going to be uploading some new stories soon, which are hopefully of a better caliber than my old stories. I'm considering deleting most of my old work because, frankly, I'm not proud of most of it. We'll see though, because I know there were people that liked it, so I kind of want to leave it there for them. I'll have to think about it. So, with that being said...

Most, if not all of my new stories are going to be Invader Zim and will probably revolve around the Tallest. Most of them will probably be graphic in nature because that's what I feel like experimenting with now. I'm not sure how frequently I'll be posting. I've written a lot lately, but I'm a perfectionist so I usually won't even consider posting until I'm a few chapters in to make sure I didn't leave anything out. I work and go to school, so that eats up a lot of my time too, but I really want to get back into writing and drawing (I opened a new DeviantArt account too!).

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The Breeding Project by Octopusfan13 reviews
It finally happened. The smeeteries ran out of DNA. It was no question that Red and Purple would be among the elite Irken chosen by the Control Brains to create the next generation of smeets. However, Red did something that would forever change their partnership. He told the Control Brains of Purple's deepest darkest secret, that he was a recessive-gendered Irken. RAPR, ZADR, mpreg
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,106 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Red, Purple] Zim, Dib - Complete
Maneem by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Resilience Saga, story 1: Betrayed by my leaders. Captured by the enemy. Set free on their terms. Threatened with torture. The feeling of helplessness churns my squeedly spooch. But I am Zim, and I will not be conquered. Trigger warnings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,485 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Danem by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Resilience Saga, story 3: Five years have passed. Zim has integrated into hyuman society-for the most part. But when he uncovers disturbing information about Red, he makes two deadly bargains-one with Gaz, one with the Eyeballs-to salvage his Tallest. But will the answer he's looking for be worth the cost? HEAVY trigger warnings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,574 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Red - Complete
Monsters and Ladybugs by Kitteh and Neo reviews
Three years later Dwicky comes back to fix what he messed up. But the little boy he left behind is no longer the same energetic soul from before and now may just be too broken to reach. DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 352,742 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Dib, Spleenk
Red and Purple And Siz: The Love Story by FattySkeleton reviews
Red and Purple drink a genetic reactent that makes them hot and horny for the one that made it. will Siz get away from them? Does she really want to?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Red, Purple
Breaking Eddy by Total Obliviation reviews
Eddy attempts suicide by drinking cleaners and gasoline. Double D feels he's the one that should take all the blame. Can any good come out of this?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Eddy, Edd
Swallow The Moon by GhostHelwig reviews
...'Summer rains... you can never predict them'. An Edd & Eddy romance. Slash. NEW as of October 2009: Chapter 19 up now!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,257 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Edd, Eddy
To be Toyed With by saichanlovestoad reviews
In order to get Impending Doom One going, Tallest Red knows he has to find Tallest Purple a new sex toy. The chosen Invader, however, may have potential to become more then just a fling. PaRaZR. Yaoi. Very mature. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Zim, Purple
Intense by HotlipsPierce reviews
It was complex. It was simple. It was theirs.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Tolerance by MissDomaYuset reviews
When Zim learns the truth of his mission, he only learns more lies. Nothing is what it seems, and there is no one you can trust. ZADF character deaths R&R FINISHED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
You're Worth More Than Money by Rosemary-Pilgrim reviews
You're in the Ed, Edd 'n Eddy world, and you get to meet the characters. But once you start hanging out with the Eds, you grow feelings for Eddy. Will he feel the same? Rating may change as story progresses. [EddyxYou]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Eddy
Just Me by Yves Adele reviews
Don't know why I called it that...I just had this overwhelming URGE to write Ed Edd 'n' Eddy...enjoy! UPDATED! I added a second chapter XD no longer a OneShot!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Edd, Sarah - Complete
Amnesia by Sanoon reviews
Aghh...my head...what happened to me? Why can't I remember, and who is that green boy?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
EDD, Ed 'N' EDDY MOVIE 2 by Comicfreak1007 reviews
The Eds are in high school...could they get romance on the way? Please R&R! Rated T for explicit language, some sex, and some violence. COMPLETE!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,823 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
A Series of Rather Awkward EdVents by V the Happy Lurker reviews
In which you shall find Edd's quest of identity, Eddy confronted by the burden of maturity, and Ed...just being Ed. [WARNING: Slash, foul language, and other weirdness inside.]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Edd, Rolf
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Bug ((Dominance Rebooted)) reviews
Formerly called "Dominance." Edited & improved. Things go from bad to worse when the Tallest's adviser learns that Red has been abusing Purple. Things start to look up when she devises a plan to stop Red, but a last-minute discovery throws a kink in her plan. Red may not be as evil as he seems, but that discovery may have cost her Purple's trust for good. NO Romance whatsoever.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Purple, Red
Return of the Resisty reviews
The Resisty have returned, and in much larger numbers. With the help of the Meekrob, they hope to put an end to the Irken Empire. After a failed assassination attempt, however, the Tallest have declared war on the Resisty and the Meekrob. Who will prevail? I've changed the rating to T for violence in preparation of the next chapter. I'm still expecting it to go up to M eventually.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Red, Purple
The Ghosts of Christmas Past reviews
We all know Eddy isn't very fond of Christmas. Did you ever wonder why? Oneshot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Eddy - Complete
What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Bitter reviews
What does it take to break someone like Eddy? What does it take to fix it? And where has his brother been all these years? Update! R&R Please!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Zim Throws Rocks reviews
Zim's lamest plan yet. Seriously. It's pretty dumb. One Shot. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
I Love You and Goodbye reviews
Gaz reflects on what drove her brother to the edge. She came to avenge him and say her final goodbye. OneShot. R&R Please!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
The Tallest Go to IHOP reviews
The title says it all, doesn't it? This story contains fancharacters, but no romance, so don't worry. It's a crazy tallests go to earth story. Please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Purple, Red