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OK, so this was originally a two-woman team: me and my little sister, Jenny. we published our first story together and then promptly forgot about it. so i changed the password and the user name, making this myaccount. she made one - Hersheekizz (its got some x's in there on the sides i think)

So, a little bit about myself:

Age: 15

Hair: Dark brown, Wavy, mid back length

Eyes: hazel-brown

Motto's: life's too short, embrace the dork in you.

"I'm gonna be me and if they don't like it, @# them."

Profession: um, I'm 15. I'm a student. duh.

Favorite Book: NO!! Don't make me choose!!

Favorite Movie: Head over Heels, with Freddy Prince Jr.

Favorite TV Show: Smallville, Trueblood, Kyle XY

Favorite Activities: Drawing, writing, Biking, Tree-climbing, Reading, hanging out with friends

Writing Experience: None, officially. I'm writing three novels currently, though.

Current Projects: Hidden Darkness Series: so far i have 9 novel ideas, and three started. if you're willing to critique, email me at my yahoo account. the username is Dancemaster475. u cant see this it should be here somewhere)

Family:me; my sister, Jenny (HersheeKizz); 2 little brothers, Ryan and Riley; and my 'separated' cough, divorced, cough parents.

Pets: 1 hound-mix dog named Belle, 1 chubby tabby cat named Tink, 1 tiny little-bit-of-everything cat named Amber, an orange tabby named Munchie, a yellow cat named Sweetie, some fish, some frogs, and a rabbit named Ginger

Dreams: become a well-known author, and have my own little lake cottage

Fears:well, not afraid of heights, bugs, or any other general stuff...I'd have to say I'm afraid of...umm...dying painfully?

Current nail polish: bright orange

Coolest dream:i was almost awake when i dreamt it, so i could control it. i was i had wings, and i flew around the clouds creating creatures from nothing to inhabit the dimension i

created.

Weirdest dream: Me and my dad were forced to make marshmallows for 3 fingered aliens.

Religion: Atheist

Political views: None.

random facts: i have to have music on when i read or else I literally get stuck in a book. i start looking out from the character's eyes and almost dreaming the story as my body is reading the words. it doesn't happen as drastically when there's music to anchor me.

Call me crazy, but i believe two things: 1) all those supernatural creatures you hear about? yeah, they exist. 2) alternate dimensions exist, some so closely matched to this one people sometimes halfway cross over. if you're with me, put this near the top of your profile -- эΩЖΩє

Favorite Words

Quagmire - difficult problem

O.E.R.D - Over Excessive Reading Disorder(my cousin made this up)

persnickety - tempermental

Bungalow - style of house

Yammer - Talk without a point

Quotes

Maybe the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheez

i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy

I'm unique just like everyone else

I intend to live forever or die trying

Dumbledore said we have something Voldemort doesn't. Something worth fighting for? No, a nose.

I don't know what your problem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce.

OMGeepers!

I find 'goodmorning' an oxymoron

CHRISTMAS: the only time of year that we sit around a dead tree and eat out of our socks.

No one knows what IDK means every time i ask sum1 they say I don't know

Pastey thingies

If you've ever pulled a push door or vice versa, paste this into your profile.

if you're obsessed with books paste this in your profile.

If tou've ever lost something in your hand, paste this and add your name: Zaila,

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If you've ever fallen down the stairs in a crowded place, paste this in your profile.

Feelin' HOT,HOT,HOT! If you or someone you know is a firefighter/paramedic, paste this into your profile

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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy paste this onto your profile (Go Weirdos!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. (And while you're at it, come change me)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

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